filed under: Victoria Beckham
April 24, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: A Whole Bundch of Side Boob

• Gisele gifts us with the side of her supermodel superbooble. (
Drunken Stepfather)
• All hail the
Poshycat Doll. (
Daily Stab)
• Kids, heed the sad tale of
Naomi Campbell's hairline: weave abuse leads to baldness. (
Yeeeah!)
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Rihanna has a crotch that emits mystical hot pink beams! (
Cityrag)
• More
Mischa Barton titty buttons from Closing the Ring. Now with video! (
Egotastic!)
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Julia Roberts stinks. (
FemaleFirst)
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Julianne Moore shows Moore of herself. Namely, nipples. (
Fatback)
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Billie Piper flashed a peck of freckled poppers. (
Hollywood Tuna)
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Amy Winehouse spends a night being dainty and demure. (
CelebWarship)
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Miley Cyrus in a typical MySpace picture pose. I.e., with exposed underwear. (
Pop Crunch)
April 16, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave

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Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in
Mighty Ducks V? (
Daily Stab)
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Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite
Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (
Female Foist)
• Debbie Gibson got a restraining order against her stalker, who sounds like a real Electric Douche. Haw haw haw! (
Celebitchy)
• "Deer dairy. today i went down and used the terlet at the Cogo's on wilshur bulevard. i plum fergoted my pantys inside! then i pixed up a
parperp pupozee parparotzy man and kissed on him. rainbows r pritty!!!!!111"
Britney Spears has video diaries and they may be released, woo hoo! (
Hollywire)
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John Mayer's body is a wonderland. A wonderland of cliche tattoos like koi fish and waves and blooming flowers. (
Cityrag)
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Elisha Cuthbert puts down cigarette long enough to grab her own tit in
Maxim. (
F-listed)
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Evan Rachel Wood's transformation into boyfriend Marilyn Manson is complete. Excellent. Release the bats! (
CelebWarship)
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Bret Michaels says that "My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer." And all this time we thought it was Britney's castoff weaveage sewn onto a bandanna. (
ONTD)
• Pictures of
Pete Doherty in jail. Hair product fashioned out of leftover butter pats. (
Dlisted)
March 06, 2008
Victoria Beckham To Teach Hillbillies How To Be May-Jah

Apparently every Hollywood famous type person has chosen this week to become utterly boring. Our Sexy Lady Story yesterday consisted of grainy stills of Anne Hathaway wearing nowhere-near-skimpy underwear, for L. Ron's sake. We haven't even heard one story about Britney getting her weave caught in an elevator door or taking her favorite Yorkie to get a facial. So until John Mayer posts his Jessica Simpson sex-tape collection on his blog, we'll bring you news of
Victoria Beckham trying to bring high fashion to podunkville. Our gossip wardrobe consultant,
FemaleFirst, reports:
Victoria Beckham is set to launch her own fashion reality TV series in the US.
The ex-Spice girl has been asked to front a new Fashion Nightmares show for the Fox network.
The show is based on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares which has been a big hit in America after he took it over there last year.
Victoria would travel around America, finding poorly styled people and giving them a fashion make-over.
'They want her to visit some boutiques and beauty pageants in real backwater towns and to try to whip them into chic shape," a source told Marie Clare.
Victoria was reportedly reccommended for the job by some of her celebrity friends: "A couple of A-listers have recommended her, saying her humour and knowledge has yet to be fully explored," added the source.
God, we hope this show will involve Posh fashioning a Wal-Mart handkerchief into a tube top for a really fat lady. We also really hope it involves Vicky B trying to better understand her clientèle by eating one McDonald's French fry and one chicken McNugget in the first episode. Of course, the guilt and intense gastrointestinal grumblings that would follow would then force Victoria to subsist on no more than 42 calories a day for the remainder of the season, but these are the things you do for fashion.
March 04, 2008
Katie Holmes Thinks Victoria Beckham Is Trashy, Orange

In the world of celebrity BBFs, there must occasionally be causalities. Where once we had the undying mutual admiration of Paris and Nicole or Kid and Play, we now have nothing. No shining beacons to teach us how to love platonically. It is a sad, sad world that cannot sustain such friendships, but it's an even sadder world that lets such a strong shared love of fancy ass clothes go to waste as it has with
Katie Holmes and
Posh Spice. If famous people can't unite over fashion, what else is there?
Star reports (via
Celebitchy):
It’s arctic between Katie Holmes and her fashion mentor, Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham, and a source tells Star that it’s all because of a tattoo! Thrilled with her latest tat [on the inside of her wrist] of the Latin phrase “De Integro” - it means “afresh” - Posh urged BFF Katie to get inked herself. Posh, who got this fifth one to mark her new start in the U.S., “was pretty shocked and upset” when the Mad Money actress called such body art trashy, says the source.
We know that Katie Holmes is really just
Vicky the Robot all grown up, dolled up in Chanel and Armani, and programmed to say nothing but "Tom Cruise," "Suri," "beautiful," and a handful of synonyms for wonderful, so naturally she's all prim class. But it's 2008, girl. Even our grandma has a tat. We think it says "Born to ride me," but the wrinkles make it a little difficult to read. If you're going to slag on Posh for being trashy, at least make it about her half-coconut-shell tits.
February 01, 2008
Inky Spice

The times! Oh, how they change. Your grandpa sports a classic pinup girl on his arm that does a little dance when he flexes. "Lookit her go, boy!" he gums as her wasp-waisted, winking figure does the Lindy Hop. And famed ball-handler
David Beckham has a similar tattoo. Only his sports bolt-on titties and skin the color of a pueblo.
Celebitchy dishes:
Football star David Beckham has a new tattoo, and this one is unlike all the others - it’s a naked picture of his wife Victoria. The soccer star’s seven-inch artwork on his left arm features the Spice Girl lying on her back surrounded by stars and baring her breasts with her knees raised up seductively. The etching was based on David’s favourite photograph of Victoria from a Bridget Bardot-inspired shoot she did for Pop magazine four years ago.
A source said: “David is thrilled with the results. He thinks of Victoria as his angel, which is why he decided on the stars. Victoria is very flattered with this beautiful tribute.”
Honestly, we have no idea what all those Renaissance dudes were thinking with their angels. Serene faces? Fanciful robes? Halos? An air of gentle piety? Nay, friends, nay. Angels, apparently, wear a size 00 and can rest cinder blocks on their implant ridges. Amen!
January 07, 2008
Shocking New Book Alleges Tom Cruise Is Wacky Cult Leader

So you know all those things you've heard about
Tom Cruise being a crazy loony mental patient who does nothing all day but mutter under his breath "I love L. Ron. L. Ron is God" and stare at the author's photo on the back of
Dianetics? Someone said, "What the hell, I can sell that" and wrote a book. Finally, we can claim to have more journalistic integrity than
someone.
PageSix.com reports:
A new book by Princess Diana's biographer makes some astonishing claims about Tom Cruise and the hold that Scientology has over every aspect of his life.
In Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, Andrew Morton launches an extraordinary attack on the Top Gun star — and on those closest to him, including his little daughter, Suri.
The U.K.'s Daily Mail has revealed some of the more scandalous allegations that Morton makes in the book:
* Tom's daughter with Katie Holmes, Suri, was conceived like Rosemary's Baby, a film "in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child." Morton claims that some "fanatical" Scientologists believe that Suri is the result of a sperm donation by Scientology's dead founder, L. Ron Hubbard.
* Morton implies that Scientology executives contributed to the failure of Tom's marriage to Nicole Kidman. He writes that because Nicole's father was a psychologist (a science said to be frowned upon by the religion) and that she had given an interview emphasizing her roots as a Catholic that she would "compromise Tom's commitment to his faith." When the couple split in 2000, Morton claims that Nicole was worried that she might not be able to see the two children the couple had adopted (Isabella and Conor). He also states that she was worried that her Scientology "audit" tapes, which contained details of her sex life, might be leaked if she spoke out.
* The author says that Penelope Cruz's father, Eduardo, feared that his daughter would be drawn into a "cult" while she dated her Vanilla Sky co-star, and "emailed an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families."
* Morton says that Tom's current mission is to recruit David and Victoria Beckham. The 45-year-old took Scientology leader David Miscavige to a Real Madrid game in 2004 and when the Beckhams moved to Los Angeles in July last year, he threw them a celebratory party.
Tom's longtime lawyer Bert Fields spoke to the Daily Mail about the book, describing it as "a pack of lies." He said that the tome is "poorly researched and badly written, and it's not really even about Tom Cruise — it's an attack on Scientology." He also said that Morton hasn't spoken to him, Tom's mother, sister, Paula Wagner (Tom's producing partner), his agent, wives, David Beckham, Will Smith, Jennifer Lopez or any of the famous directors he's worked with.
While the book isn't being published in the U.K., readers in the U.S. will have a chance to judge for themselves when it is published Stateside on January 15.
What, that's it? What's so scandalous about that? It doesn't even mention anything about Katie Holmes's contract or about the eighteen-year-old rent boy Tom keeps hidden in the basement (we may have made up that last one, but we have the Mortonian spirit this morning). If you're going to pick a pack of unsubstantiated rumors to populate your trashy book, why not pick the really interesting ones? We already know that Tom is culty crazy number two and that he wants the Beckhams to help his recruiting efforts. This is pretty boring stuff. That's why in our unauthorized Tom Cruise biography (TK as soon as why can find good blackmail material on a Random House staffer, hopefully spring '09) we'll focus on Tom and Katie's sham relationship, her big payoff, and the possibility that either former Katie schtupper Chris Klein or Tommy cousin and
Lost creepy William Mapother is actually Suri's dad, with special totally fictional drawings of what we assume Katie's nightly lockdown looks like (a windowless room, leg shackles--which would explain all those wide-legged pants--and an endless supply of celery sticks and Scientological literature).
December 11, 2007
Posh Pops 'Plants
Posh Spice has taken a page from the book of
Pam Anderson and (possibly) temporarily removed her scone-like breast implants for the Spice Girls tour. What, is she just using them as shoe trees until the shows are over? Says
Monsters and Critics:
Victoria Beckham reportedly had her breast implants removed to stop her boobs falling out on the Spice Girls tour.
Victoria, also known as Posh, was worried her ample bosom may pop out of her tight Roberto Cavalli outfits while performing the band's dance routines and decided to have her implants taken out to avoid any embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions.
A source is quoted as saying: "There is speculation she had her implants taken out for the tour so she can fit into the costumes without the risk of them falling out during some of the more energetic routines."
Victoria, 33, previously denied having a boob job until court papers were released in 2005 proving she had undergone surgery.
We've always maintained that Posh, with her immobile face and stiff limbs that probably make a satisfying, mechanical "click" when moved, is actually some sort of borg or, at the very least, a Go-Bot. So it would make sense that she would have the ability to snap body parts in and out at will, though we're not sure what her implants would transform into. Perhaps a dump truck. No, a Lamborghini Countach.
December 07, 2007
Vicky B as Ungifted as You and Me

We love honesty in a celebrity. Want to make us like you? Just admit in an interview, "I have a fat ass" or "I have a teeny weenie" or "I once fingered my sister" and we'll love you. OK, maybe not that last one, that's pretty gross. And James Haven doesn't count as a celebrity anyway. But admitting you have no talent is a good start.
Victoria Beckham revealed to
Elle:
It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural'.
You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.
Oh, that's not true, darling. You're good at lots of things. Like maintaining scientifically impossible body proportions. And shopping. And being orange. And acting a role model for Kate Cruise. And constantly amusing us with pictures where you look like a
robot or a
mannequin or
Big Bird. And saying may-juh.
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November 26, 2007
Eva Longoria Takes Posh Spice Dildo Shopping

If you were new to L.A. and searching for advice on where to get your bob trimmed or your labes waxed or who sells the very best Swarovski-encrusted butt plugs, surely you'd turn to
Eva Longoria just like
Victoria Beckham did. That Posh is a smart girl. Our gossip KY enthusiast, FemaleFirst, reports:
Eva Longoria has taken Victoria Beckham on a tour of Los Angeles' sex shops.
The 'Desperate Housewives' actress - who is married to basketball star Tony Parker - has been bonding with the Spice Girl over their shared passion for bedroom experimentation and has taken Victoria out to buy sex toys.
A friend of the Latina actress said: "Eva has pointed Victoria in the right direction in Hollywood - the best beauticians, the best places to go for a wax, where she can pick up sexy lingerie and where to buy sex toys. I think David will be pleasantly surprised."
It seems Victoria - who moved Stateside with her family when her husband David signed a contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team - has already been stocking up on goodies for David.
The 33-year-old singer was recently spotted buying various massage products and a vibrating doll from Los Angeles sex boutique Pleasure Chest.
Yeah, we're pretty sure Eva just took Posh into her special sex-toy closet, where each dildo is arranged by color and size and kept in its own cashmere bag. We hear it's nearly as big as Dodger Stadium.
November 06, 2007
Spice Girls Want to Deliver Posh to Your Italian Grandma

Friends are worried that during the upcoming Spice Girls tour,
Posh Spice's brittle baby bird legs will give out under the weight of her comically rotund chesticle implants, turning her patellae to dust and rendering her unable to ever don Louboutin pumps again. Woe! So the burnt umber Brit has been ordered to gain weight via a nutritionally dense diet. According to
The Mirror:
Sources close to the band are worried that Posh is too thin for the gruelling dates, which kick off in December. So, as a result, she's been put on a spinach-rich diet to increase her stamina and energy.
As well as gorging on the green stuff - famous for giving strength to cartoon character Popeye - she has been asked to eat more carbohydrates, with bowls of brown rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
We're told: "Vic is under orders to have at least five small meals a day, to get her body prepared for the tour. She isn't too happy about the plan but understands that it's necessary if she's to stay healthy and not burn out over the coming months."
If fairy tales have taught us anything--and they've taught us plenty, like that poor people live inside giant novelty shoes and dwarves make good friends--it's that gaining weight is super easy. Just get a witch to keep you inside a cage and force-feed you carbs in preparation for your ass getting stuffed with figs and bread and roasted like a Christmas Goose.
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September 12, 2007
CNW Junk Drawer: Fetuses and Weave Fits

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Mischa Barton becomes Mrs. Roper. (
Derek Hail)
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Joe Francis wants
Vanessa Hudgens to sign a deal with Girls Gone Wild. "Lucrative and record-breaking Disney franchise, or cokehead in a jail cell?" Her mind must be a veritable cacophony of tumult right now! (
WWTDD)
• Faulkner. Hemingway. Didion. Joyce.
Tommy Lee. (
IDLYITW)
•
Jennifer Lopez fetuswatch 09/07 begins. (
The Blemish)
• And speaking of fetuses,
Posh Spice is starting to look like one after an hour of broasting in a cajun marinade. (
Hollywood Tuna)
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Stacy's mom has got an upskirt goin' on. (
Taxi Driver)
• We'd never seen a praying mantis that likes reverse cowgirl until we saw these pictures of
Jenna Jameson's plastiface. (
Evil Beet)
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Britney Spears does not suffer Ken Paves gladly, and a Ken Paves wielding faux hair never. (
Celeb Warship)
• AND! She's a
Brit . . . house. Forget the poon, THIS is quite a spread. (
Allie Is Wired)
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Heath Ledger hits the party scene to celebrate his newfound single status, as well as the last clinging remains of his hair. (
Celebrity Mound)
August 14, 2007
CNW Junk Drawer: "You Liars. You Bulimic Liars.”

• Everyone in the world has an eating disorder except for
Courtney Love. Or is that Janice from the Muppets, naked? (
Celebitchy)
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Jessica Alba plays blind. Blind and nipply. (
Yeeeah!)
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Jenna Jameson done got her face fucked screwy. (
Egotastic)
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Charlize Theron ponies up some major cleavage for the movie Hancock. And now you will put your han on your cock. (
Daily Stab)
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Hayden Panettiere wears shorts so short, they may as well be panties. Pantierres? Pantyerres? (
Drunken Stepfather)
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Amy Winehouse finally says "Sure, sure, sure" to rehab. Sellout. (
Hollywood Grind)
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Scary Spice's new husband killed a duck with a brick. Really. That's not an obtuse metaphor. Scary Spice's new husband killed a duck with a brick. (
The Blemish)
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Posh Spice's blog is SO MAJOR! (
Allie Is Wired)
• Hey,
Diane Kruger, that water looks awful cold. (
Taxi Driver)
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Angelina Jolie's getting an itchy adoption finger again. Watch out, Africa, she's comin' to gitcha. (
Celeb Warship)
July 11, 2007
Victoria Beckham Does Not Own a $1.8 Million Diamond-encrusted Vibrator, So Stop Asking

We've made jokes before about the stupid shit that celebrities will cover in diamonds, but
Victoria Beckham wants you to know that she's not one of them. Responding to a recent story in the
L.A. Times,
the Hollywood Reporter's Ray Richmond wrote:
David and Victoria shower each other with lavish gifts, the story said. "While Victoria was expecting their third child, Beckham spent $1.8 million for a diamond encrusted sex toy with matching 16-carat diamond necklace."
As fate would have it, I was scheduled to take part in a conference call with Victoria in connection with her one-hour NBC special, "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," scheduled for 8 p.m. ET/PT on Monday. Though I've spent a lifetime interviewing people great and small, I've never had the privilege of talking to the owner of a $1.8 million sex toy.
When my turn came, I got my chance. "Does the immense value of this item tend to inhibit you from using it?" I inquired.
And that's when I discovered that, all those Pulitzer Prizes notwithstanding, you can't absolutely rely on the Times.
"It isn't true," Victoria said, her voice calm and measured. "We do buy each other nice things," she admitted, but some things get exaggerated. "I don't have a diamond-encrusted vibrator."
It's a butt plug. It doesn't vibrate.
July 05, 2007
Victoria 32B-eckham

Have you ever looked at a picture of
Posh Spice and been knocked dumb by the strange, orange bowling balls she has swinging from her frail frame? Have you ever wondered how such a thing is physically possible? Weird, us too! But as it turns out, it's all a trick! Smoke and mirrors, friends, smoke and mirrors. Reports
Yeeeah!, via
The Sun:
Victoria Beckham stole the show at last week’s Spice Girls press conference with [the] incredible cleavage… spilling out of her tiny corset. But the star reckons she doesn’t know what all the fuss is about. Victoria told Bizarre: “Everyone keeps going on about my [tits] - but they’re only a 32B.”
We tried to wrap our heads around that one, and have come to a few possible conclusions:
A. Bra sizing must be different in England. For instance, if you are a woman and wear a size 7 shoe in the USA, you'll don a 37 in Europe. 37! That sounds really big! So the opposite must be true for big giant overfilled tit implants.
B. She really meant "32 ccs of silicone"
C. She can't really read, and arbitrarily chose the letter "B" because it looks just like her breasts.
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June 27, 2007
Victoria Beckham's Closet Cost More Than Your House

Ways in which we are different than
Victoria Beckham: We eat things such as carbohydrates and fats; we cannot slip a chunky bangle bracelet around either of our thighs; our closet was designed by a teenage Linkin Park fan at the Home Depot and cost about a hundred dollars.
The New York Daily News reports:
If your husband made a million a week, what dumb thing would you spend it on? According to In Touch magazine, Victoria Beckham has designed a $500,000 closet for her new L.A. home. It supposedly features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree "cat scan" of her outfit before she steps out.
We thought this was extravagant until we read the part about the $80,000 Warhol print. How tacky. We accept nothing less than original Picassos in
our closet.
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June 06, 2007
Domo Arigato, Posh Spice Roboto
You're wondering
who I am (secret secret! I've got a secret!)
Machine or mannequin (secret secret! I've got a secret!)
With parts made in Japan (secret secret! I've got a secret!)
I am the mod-ren woman!
I've got a secret I've been hiding under bronzed skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my tits I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a woman with football funbags, and 4 inch thighs
I'm Poshbot! Poshbot! Poshbot!
Poshbot.
May 23, 2007
Inflatable Posh

You all know that
Victoria Beckham is a trophy wife, a British person, and very very tan, but did you know that she's also a comedienne?
The Daily Mail reports:
Victoria Beckham has finally got her revenge on the hoards of paparazzi that constantly follow her every move. Photographers were caught completely off guard when an unlikely body double was helped out of the star’s SUV. Trying to conceal their amusement, members of Team Beckham unloaded a different version of the former Spice Girl - a blow-up doll complete with blonde hair and huge shades.
Turns out it was a clever decoy: Posh was actually across town shopping at Santa Monica’s Pleasure Chest "speciality shop". According to their website, the Pleasure Chest "mixes naughty with very nice, helping all walks of life get comfortable with their sensual side". Looks like David’s in for a treat. Posh, 33, was also spotted trying on a pair of rather racy PVC gloves.
And with the story, they included this picture, above left, featuring Posh's bodyguards with a creature possessing strawlike blonde hair, plasticine skin in a color not found in nature, a forced, frozen smile, and breasts like two immobile yoga balls. Which is cute, but we only wish they could've managed to get a pic of the guys with this "sex doll" they were talking about.
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May 11, 2007
Victoria Beckham Causes Sleeveless-Logo-Hoodie Shortage

The last time you visited an Abercrombie & Fitch store (yes, apparently today our readers are vacuous eighteen-year-olds from 1996) you tried on twenty sweatshirts, studied your profile in the three-way mirror for half an hour, and weighed the cost to use ratio on your favorite garment before reluctantly plunking down your credit card. The last time
Victoria Beckham visited A&F, she barked, "I'll take the whole bloody lot of it. And don't look at me, wankers!"
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April 18, 2007
CNW Junk Drawer: Sexy in Kindergarten

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Cameron Diaz has tiny nipples atop her tiny breasts underneath a tiny shirt. No tiny bra in sight. (
Drunken Stepfather
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Jennifer Garner may have allowed Ben Affleck to ejaculate into her vaginal canal during ovulation again. (
FemaleFirst)
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Angelina got more ass between juice breaks in kindergarten than you're getting now. (
Bricks and Stones)
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Victoria Beckham is aging like a fine wine--kinda sourly. (
Hollywood Tuna)
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The Lohan says that she is the protector of the family. She protects them by horfing rails. (
A Socialite's Life)
• The people of India are angry at
Richard Gere after he kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty in public. Hey, they were lucky he didn't greet her by pantsing her and cramming a shaved hamster up her can. (
IMDb)
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Jessica Alba, caught making out with a real dog. (
MollyGood)
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Sabrina the Teenage Ass Crack. (
Taxi Driver)
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Heather Mills fall down go boom! (
Yeeeah!)
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John Travolta equates his level of fame to that of Marilyn Monroe and Elvis. Um, try Marilu Henner or John Ratzenberger. (
The Blemish)
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Paris is scared that jail time will ruin her career. Her career consists of showing up to parties thrown by beverage companies, so we're pretty sure she'll be fine. (
IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
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Larry Birkhead cuddles his $weet little $ugarpie. (
TMZ)
March 20, 2007
Victoria Beckham to Bring Fancy English Book Learnin' to U.S.

We've heard a lot of whacked out, too-crazy-to-be-true tales in our life (many involving
Paris Hilton taking it up the ass from a donkey, but we don't let our grandpa tell us stories anymore), but none have been as unbelievable as this:
Victoria Beckham wants to start a book club. Hahahahahahaha. The next thing you know
Lindsay Lohan will start a chastity club. Anything's possible in Hollywood.
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March 01, 2007
Victoria Beckham Doesn't Grasp Meaning of "Acting"

We know that
Victoria Beckham is not going to tip over anytime soon from the immense knowledge she's carrying around in her brain. We don't exactly see her getting invited to the World Economic Forum to share her views on the Kuznets curve. But we do enjoy hearing her speak every once in a while. She's like one of those dolls where you pull the string and they say something stupid, like, "Daisy wants dolly." Only Posh has a much larger store of one-liners.
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January 18, 2007
Posh Buys Shoes, Not Religion

Spend $50,000 on a pair of diamond-dust encrusted panty hose that claim to make your legs so skinny you'll look like a pair of children's safety scissors?
Victoria Beckham says, "Of course!" But hand over wads of cash to a religion that promotes the love and acceptance of her alien brethren? F that.
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January 17, 2007
CNW Junk Drawer: Brangelina in the Big Easy

• You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me the penis in the
Kim Kardashian sex tape, but ya doesn't hafta call me