filed under: Vanessa Hudgens

• Mr. Skin takes to the streets of Chicago to find out which Saved by the Bell babe is the most wanted in the Windy City. (Mr. Skin)

• Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)

• If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy Taco)

• Model Miranda Kerr dumps Orlando Bloom for Brandon "Firecrotch!" Davis. Trading a eunuch elf for Fat Elvis? That's kind of a lateral move. (Yeeeah!)

• Sarah Jessica Parker gets her chin goober removed; now will only be mistaken for Lemmy Kilmeister 50% of the time. (Cityrag)

• Don't tase me, (Josh) bro(lin)! (The Blemish)

• Katy Perry wants to kiss a girl. A girl named Miley Cyrus. And we liked it. (Hollywire)

• Kristin Chenoweth is charming, funny, and has colossal gazongas. (Fatback)

• Vanessa Hudgens straddles Zac Efron on the beach. She's thinking sex, he's thinking "stop smudging my bronzer." (F-listed)

• Reggie Bush desires less tush from girlfriend Kim Kardashian. He also hates America, freedom, petting puppies, and ice cream. (Celebitchy)

• Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake have ended their "relationship". Now Bret can spend more time with his hair and the finest European extensions money can buy. (Celeb Warship)

• Emmy nominations released; Katherine Heigl's wish comes true when she gets zilch. (Bitten and Bound)

• Pam Anderson and hubby to have reality show. Also, Pam Anderson and hubby to engage in possible oral sex next to pooping dog. (Dlisted)

• Hayden Panettiere is gearing up to give a BJ to Richard Gere or something. (HollywoodTuna)

• Madonna is sporting a nice pair of shiners. (Cityrag)

• Furthermore, she's allegedly fattening herself up on a diet of "porridge". Porridge is a real thing, existing outside The Three Bears? Is she also eating curds and whey, and a pie with Little Jack Horner's thumb in it? (PopCrunch)

• Crack open an ice cold can of Paris Hilton champagne. All the bubbliness of the real thing and none of the clap! (Yeeeah!)

• It's hard out here for a pimp Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. (CelebWarship)

• Tara Reid stuffs her plasticine yambags into a bikini for your viewing pleasure and/or reverse peristalsis. (Drunken Stepfather)

• James Blunt hits Swiss ski resort, sings "you're beautiful! You're beautiful! You're beautiful, so let me bust open your hymen, it's true!" to chalet girls. (Celebitchy)

• Vanessa Hudgens not amused by Zac Efron's oxygen facials and mani-pedi time. (Allie Is Wired)

• Wow, what's Jordan doing with Jay Manuel? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

• Mischa Barton becomes Mrs. Roper. (Derek Hail)

• Joe Francis wants Vanessa Hudgens to sign a deal with Girls Gone Wild. "Lucrative and record-breaking Disney franchise, or cokehead in a jail cell?" Her mind must be a veritable cacophony of tumult right now! (WWTDD)

• Faulkner. Hemingway. Didion. Joyce. Tommy Lee. (IDLYITW)

• Jennifer Lopez fetuswatch 09/07 begins. (The Blemish)

• And speaking of fetuses, Posh Spice is starting to look like one after an hour of broasting in a cajun marinade. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Stacy's mom has got an upskirt goin' on. (Taxi Driver)

• We'd never seen a praying mantis that likes reverse cowgirl until we saw these pictures of Jenna Jameson's plastiface. (Evil Beet)

• Britney Spears does not suffer Ken Paves gladly, and a Ken Paves wielding faux hair never. (Celeb Warship)

• AND! She's a Brit . . . house. Forget the poon, THIS is quite a spread. (Allie Is Wired)

• Heath Ledger hits the party scene to celebrate his newfound single status, as well as the last clinging remains of his hair. (Celebrity Mound)

Two Vanessa Hudgens posts in a row. Time to squat and empty our bowels on the last vestiges of our pride and start writing entries about Miley Cyrus's favorite brand of hair glossing spray. Remember that picture from yesterday, the one with the boobs and the pubes? Hudgens has confirmed that it is, indeed, her. Vanessa's rep tells TMZ:

"This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."

There's also unconfirmed talk that Disney will replace Vanessa for High School Musical 3, but if we were Vanessa, we wouldn't worry about it too much. Look at Anne Hathaway! She went from The Princess Diaries to freeing her yammos and simulating dong-smoking in Havoc and where did that get her? Respected work in an Ang Lee movie and doling out boners on yachts! Yachts, Vanessa! Ride the flowing wave of your hair pie and rope your dreams!

Want to see more pictures of Vanessa hamming it up in booty shorts and a bra next to a Vuitton bag? You do.

So it's come to this.

See, long ago, we made a promise to ourselves (and to you, the reader), that we would not cover any stories that dealt with cast members of The Hills, Laguna Beach, or High School Musical. And we've made it pretty far. It's been a good run. But today we have to bust through the promise like Wilmer Valderrama through Mandy Moore's hymen, because Vanessa Hudgens is naked. Maybe. more »