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June 23, 2008
"And This Is the Bustier Mommy Wore When She Spread Her Legs on the White Fur Rug"
At a recent auction of the late Anna Nicole Smith's things, her former boyfriend and inseminator Larry Birkhead shelled out $3000 for her lingerie--a pink bustier and white negligee ANS wore for a Playboy shoot. No, he's not into transvestism (though the highlights make us wonder)--he was buying them for their baby girl, Dannielynn. Of course! Larry explained:
"I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about. Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career. You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road. It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon."Oh, but when it does, what a glorious fairy tale it will make! "Once upon a time there lived a little girl named Vickie Lynn. Vickie wanted to get away from the evil troll with a crustache so she planted magic beans in her chest and danced around an enchanted pole at a castle called Jaguars. Then she met a wizened king named J. Howard Marshall who took Vickie Lynn and gave her diamonds and rubies and beautiful gowns. But then he died and she met a bad monster named Howard who wanted to take all her rubies and diamonds and gowns. After traveling to the land of Trimspa, Vickie's son, Prince Danny, died fighting a dragon named Methadone. And then Vickie went to sleep for a very, very long time. Oh, and here are her panties." more »
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Papa Joe Did Not Measure Jessica's Pubescent Pontoons
Jessica Simpson wants you to know that not everything you hear about her and daddy dearest Papa Joe Simpson is true. Sure, Joe may get pleasure out of taking creepily inappropriate sexy photos of his daughter, but he does not have any input into Jessica's underwear selection. According to Us Weekly: Jessica Simpson opened up about her dad during a radio interview in Colton, CA on K-FROG 95.1 Tuesday.Well, of course Papa Joe didn't fit little pre-teen Jessica for a training bra. Don't be ridiculous. She went straight to the 34DD, baby, no training bra necessary. more »
"There have been stories that are ridiculous," Simpson said (Watch above). "Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?"
June 17, 2008
Veronica Mars in Her Underdrawz
Anybody else donning a bra, visible panties, stranglingly tight micro mini skirt, and corsetesque type gear in a men's magazine = raunchy city. Ho town. Masturbationburg. Kristen Bell wearing all this stuff in FHM UK = darling. Precious. Sweet as pie. When Carmen Electra or whoever appears on the cover of Maxim in similar stuff, grocery stores put butcher paper over it. But when it's Kristen Bell, they put the magazine display next to the baby food. We hear that Kristen's in talks with a children's book publisher to have these photos replace the illustrations in Goodnight Moon.
May 22, 2008
Sharon's Got Stones
It's 1992 all over again today, as Sharon Stone spreads her golden gams and does a Basic Instinct redux. The only problem is that she's wearing flesh-colored panties. Or maybe that's not a problem at all. Maybe it's a blessing. Because it appears that Sharon has spontaneously grown a miniature ballbag. What's she cooking up underneath that taut scrotum of hers? Lady sperm? An alternate reality? The script for Diabolique 2? A cache of Sharon Stone Barbies pilfered from children stricken with AIDS?Come into my moose knuckle:
May 08, 2008
Talking About Your Cellulite: Hollywood's Newest Trend!
Remember how Paris Hilton called Kim Kardashian's ass "cottage cheese inside a big trash bag" and then was all like, "Haha, that was so totally a joke. I love Kim. She's hot. I'd love to bury my face in that cheese and slurp it up" or something to that effect? And then Kim was like, "We're cool. I'm not mad. LYLAS, BFF 4-EVA." What she was really thinking was, "I hope a rat crawls into your vagina and eats you from the inside, you fake whore," though she tries to keep up the pro-Paris sham by writing about her cellulite removal on her official website: With all of this cellulite talk you guys must think I've got it bad! For the record, it's really not that bad at all! Just a little junk in the trunk! ;) Here is how it all got started...Sure, Kim says that to the public to appear all nice and sweet, but we're sure that her weekend plans include picking up this issue of The National Enquirer:
This Sunday of Keeping Up With The Kardashians you will get to see my super cute idea for my one year anniversary gift for Reggie. I wanted to think of something unique and special, not something anyone could just go out and buy! I came up with the idea to make him a calendar! (You can see pictures from the shoot on this post!)
I only had a few weeks of preparation so I had to think fast! I asked my dear friend Troy Jensen, who is a make up artist, hair stylist and photographer if he could help me out! It was fierce!!! We had the best shoot ever! It was so different from anything I have ever done!
In order to make this the hottest shoot ever, I had to get in shape! I worked out like crazy. It felt good... but then, my sisters and I went to the American Laser Center for our usual laser hair removal (I recommend this to everyone as well!) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment called VelaShape.
You have got to read about it! It is basically a non-surgical device that massages the needed area and stimulates the blood circulation so that it minimizes cellulite. I only had time for one treatment, but I am definitely planning to go back for more!
Three months ago my sisters and I visited the American Laser Center and did a VelaShape treatment, and we filmed the entire process!
Of course, now that the episode is about to air, the American Laser Center released a press statement saying we went there for the treatment, and now everyone is assuming I am secretly hurt by Paris' comments about me having cellulite and I am now rushing to try to do anything I can to get rid of it!
Well of course that is not the case! This treatment was done months before her joking around and I wouldn't have filmed the process if this was something I was insecure or embarrassed about!
I work out extremely hard and am happy with my shape... cellulite, not so much!
LOL... What girl doesn't have a little bit of cellulite. And who wants it, anyway!
and pasting Paris's face over all of the pictures.
More pics from Kim's super-special, oh-so-private anniversary gift can be found at her website.
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May 02, 2008
Amy Smart: Non-Stop Titmaker
It appears that intrepid treasure hunters found their way to the X's on Amy Smart's breasts, dug, and unearthed the priceless booty beneath. Or the priceless boobies beneath. Or booty would also be appropriate in this case of these pictures straight from the filming of her movie Crank 2: High Voltage. Which, from the look of the pics, seems to be the tender coming-of-age story of a bare-tittied wench who buttfucks an ironically-mulletted man and then throws him over a car.
The plot thickens with nude Amy boob after the cut.
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April 29, 2008
Holey Shirt, Mischa!
Mischa Barton is known for several things. She's known for her terrible taste in men, her extremely pretty Breck girl hair, and her questionable sartorial taste. Mischa is currently in Sydney for the MTV Australia Awards and was snapped showing off the three things for which she is known (minus the gross guy part). It appears that at present, Mischa is taking her MTV duties seriously by taking fashion cues from the most popular music videos of the early to mid 1980s. Is that bra-baring shirt more reminiscent of the lady who crawls up the stairs in Ratt's "Round and Round" or Pat Benatar's toilet-paper skirt from "Love is a Battlefield"? You half expect her to bust out a shoulder-wiggling dance and throw a drink in the face of a guy with a gold tooth. We arrrrrre strong!
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Still Got (T)it!
Elizabeth Hurley's colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish) Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they're either going to be "together forever", or she's cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she's screwed. (Female First)
Tom Cruise was once Cher's bagel boy. And by that, we mean he spread his cream on her hole. Wait, no. The other way around. (Hollywood Grind)
'Scuse me while I kiss this dong. Move over, Marilyn, it's the Jimi Hendrix sex tape! Does he play a right-handed vagina left-handed? Watch and find out.(I Don't Like You In That Way)
Disney says that we won't be seeing much of Miley Cyrus in the wake of her "nude" photo "controversy". Unless she's in a full body condom with a scarlet letter on it. (The Hollywood Gossip)
Hulk Hogan uses suntan oil . . . to lube up daughter Brooke Hogan's crotch? Miley, what have you wrought with your suggestive posing and infectious pop grooves? The whole world's gone crazy! (Drunken Stepfather)
Leah Remini's daughter is an asshole. (Derek Hail)
When John Travolta notices that his new facial hair configuration looks like two porn star landing strips, he will squeal, "Ew, get it off, get it offffff!" (Yeeeah!)
Keeley Hazell. Dancing. In her undies. (Holy Taco)
Former Full House fox Lori Loughlin joins the cast of the new improved 90210. It's like 1990 all over again. (Hollywire)
April 24, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: A Whole Bundch of Side Boob
Gisele gifts us with the side of her supermodel superbooble. (Drunken Stepfather) All hail the Poshycat Doll. (Daily Stab)
Kids, heed the sad tale of Naomi Campbell's hairline: weave abuse leads to baldness. (Yeeeah!)
Rihanna has a crotch that emits mystical hot pink beams! (Cityrag)
More Mischa Barton titty buttons from Closing the Ring. Now with video! (Egotastic!)
Julia Roberts stinks. (FemaleFirst)
Julianne Moore shows Moore of herself. Namely, nipples. (Fatback)
Billie Piper flashed a peck of freckled poppers. (Hollywood Tuna)
Amy Winehouse spends a night being dainty and demure. (CelebWarship)
Miley Cyrus in a typical MySpace picture pose. I.e., with exposed underwear. (Pop Crunch)
April 21, 2008
Emma Watson Shows Her Chamber of Secrets
When normal, mortal girls turn eighteen, they get a nice party, a cake, maybe a car if they come from wealth, and the right to vote. When celebrities turn eighteen, they get their first upskirt beaver shot. After the cut, freshly legal Emma Watson, the Hermione Granger to Daniel Radcliffe's Harry Potter, shows some hairy pooter.more »
April 09, 2008
Jessica Simpson: Shirt-Free and Covered in Cream
If it's always been your dream to see Jessica Simpson topless, a thick coating of creamy, white, viscous, frothy glop squirted all over her face, then your ship has finally come in, big guy! Of course, said glop is not the wiener broth of your dreams, it's some Axe shave foam, and the toplessness carefully has the nipples cropped out. However, if your other secret desire is seeing Jessica Simpson in a wet, THO-inducing corset get-up blowing a stream of water out of her mouth like a fountain featuring spitting cherubs, then this is definitely your lucky day. Of course, this also means that you probably have a fetish for marine mammals that shop at Frederick's of Hollywood. Man, you should see that store when they have their annual Blubber Bra Blowout Sale. Porpoises pushing baleen whales out of the way to get to the underwire. Leopard seals with 20 thongs piled on each forelimb. Three camisoles for a bucket of krill! Mee-yow! I mean, bark bark bark aoaoooeeeeeoooiiiiieeeeonnoooooo.
(images via Egotastic!)
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March 24, 2008
Claudia Schiffer Sells Stuff with Her Body
We have no idea why superhot supermodel Claudia Schiffer is provocatively posing for GQ with surprisingly still employed 3rd Rock from the Sun doofus Joseph Gordon-Levitt or why such pictures would make us want to purchase $320 Hermθs boxer shorts, but we're not one to ignore lingerie pics just because they don't have a discernible purpose. And we know it's not quite as exciting as the Official Celebrity Sex Tape Week that just passed, but you're just going to have to make due with a hot lady in her underwear. We'll try to dig up security-tape footage of Jamie Spears personally inspecting Britney's nether regions for the existence of panties tomorrow, but for now, enjoy these pics (and find more at GQ's official site).
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March 19, 2008
Britney's Dad: Protector of Snatch
Fame! It is so fleeting! One minute, you're on top of the world, frenching Madonna on live television and diving into piles of gold, and the next minute, you're living with your dad who is obsessed with the status of your undies. According to Showbiz Spy, Jamie Spears is running a tight ship around the Britney camp, and there's no way his daughter's going to leave the house sans drawers on his watch:
Jamie is fed up with the Toxic stars revealing clothing and wants to ensure her pantyless flashing days are behind her. A source said: Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out. The singers assistant, Brett, also reportedly reminds the pop wreck to wear underwear and a bra. The source added to the National Enquirer: Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if shes falling out of her top.When Britney was a baby, Jamie most likely did the ole "finger down the diaper" or "surreptitious butt sniff" to check the cleanliness of her diaper. And now that's she's twenty-six, we've come full circle. Most parents, at some point, express that they want their children to stay babies forever. So buck up, Jamie Spears! You're living the dream. Only instead of a fingerful of baby stools, he's getting two day old Adnan Ghalib nut sweat. Can't win 'em all! more »
March 14, 2008
Kelly Brook Gives Sisqo Something to Sing About
The comely Kelly Brook. Her ample, pneumatic frame is the stuff of fairy tales. In a better time, she would get roles like Nicole Kidman and awards like Cate Blanchett, but unfortunately, she took up with your friend Billy Zane who, apparently, forces his betrothed to don woolen undergarments, high button boots, and a neck-to-toe waistcoat, only letting her out of the house on occasion. But when these occasions occur, it's a party! Yesterday was no different, and Kelly was able to surreptitiously sneak out a little whale tale thong behind the back of the ever-watchful Mr. Zane. It's like the sexy lady version of giving your dad the finger behind your closed bedroom door, only with less teenage angst and braces and more erections.
March 05, 2008
Anne Hathaway Gets Smart When She Gets Half Naked
It is somewhat hard to believe that the Anne Hathaway of today is the same Anne Hathaway of 2004. Back then: tiaras, Disney movies, figurative chastity belt. Post 2004: movies about giving BJs to gang members, rubbing her yammos on Jake Gyllenhaal, nipple-chewing on the high seas.. So it comes as no surprise that she'd even be willing to zazz up a PG-13 movie with some frilly lacy bra and panty action, as seen in these leaked stills from the upcoming Get Smart. Now go back up to the top of this entry and reread the first four words. Zing-a-zing-zong!
February 29, 2008
Paris Hilton Spreads It Like Mayo
The advantages to owning a humorous sport car that has vertically-open, winglike doors, a la Paris Hilton's: get to pretend you're Marty McFly without the Parkinsons. Disadvantages: exiting at nearly ground level offers passersby a trans-body view of your tonsils by way of your splayed legs and spread crotch. We'll call this one a toss-up.
February 28, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: The Dealie with Keeley
Keeley Hazell makes Breast Actress, Mr. Skin makes The Sun. (The Sun) Angelina's having a girl, and she's having her in France! Freedom birth! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
Non, non! She is having deux bebes! Having zem in L'Etats-Unis! Oui oui oui! (FemaleFirst)
Lohan dons crotch-strangling short shorts in February, because she is dedicated to her craft. The craft of being a saucy harlot. (Hollywood Tuna)
Nicole Richie shows off her new baby. Quick, see the tiny cuteness before Rachel Zoe gives her gifts of Hoodia and hair extensions. (Celebitchy)
Wisely realizing that her infamous recent nudie shots were the most popular thing she's ever done, Lindsay contemplates a future as a naked Marilyn Monroe impersonator. (Daily Stab)
Kate Hudson coaxes butterscotch stallion Owen Wilson away from suicidal depression with a sugar cube, some carrots, and her vagina. (The Blemish)
Lily Allen upskirts with cheeky results. (Taxi Driver)
Now we know why Juliette Lewis has been wearing headbands all the time--they magically hold her nipples in. See what goes down when she goes without. (Drunken Stepfather)
Awwww. Peter Andre soooo sweeeepy! Poor little guy's all tuckered out. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
See where Megan Fox's tattooed ode to David Silver is located on her body. (Popoholic)
Rachel Bilson owns underwear, and wants you to know all about it. (The Rad Report)
December 20, 2007
CNW Junk Drawer: David Silver's Best Gal
Megan Fox seems to have misplaced her shirt. We all win! (Egotastic!) Brad Pitt thinks that orphans come from his anus. (Allie Is Wired)
Britney's not the only one who enjoys mama's lollipops in front of Sean and JJ. Only Daddy's lollipops come in a pretty glass container and smell funny. (Yeeeah!)
Fergie is coming clean about her dirtied drawers. (Cityrag)
Ashley Tisdale's new nose gives you glad tidings. (Drunken Stepfather)
Britney proves she owns undies. (Taxi Driver)
Tony Parker is not just French, he's litigious. Doubly obnoxious! (Daily Stab)
Tom Cruise's older children call Katie Holmes "Mom". They call Tom "Intergalactic Overlord Patriarchal Cyborg Unit #6599202B". (Celebitchy)
Tara Reid sports a bikini. And what appears to be Ashton Kutcher's trucker hat from 2002. (The Blemish)
Monica Bellucci has thingies. They're, like, round things. Kind of pinkish? They're a little bit below her collarbone. You know, whosiwhatsits. (Hollywood Tuna)
November 29, 2007
Britney Hustles Panties from Hustler
In awesome news: Britney's lackey texted Ryan Seacrest and swears that the papule-farming pop mess is absolutely not pregnant. In even awesomer news: she went pantsless in a Hustler store! US Weekly scoops the poop:
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.We're actually more surprised by the fact that Hustler stores are such discerning establishments of hygiene, grace, and demureness that one is not allowed to test drive their drawers. As for Britney's behavior, BFD. For the past year and a half, her reaction to any situation (exiting a car, dancing at a club, standing before a judge) has been to whip off her drawers and sling her beav lips around like a couple of color guard flags. more »
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset . . . She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boy shorts in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."
Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"
Tara Reid Already Smells Like a Hooker, Now She'll Dress Like One Too
And now for something that will not shock you at all: Tara Reid is hosting a hookers ball in Australia. MSN Australia reports: Actress Tara Reid once one of Hollywood's most popular leading ladies is hosting a 'Hookers Ball' in Darwin this weekend.We knew Tara's career had pretty much gone to shit (not that the high points were all that high, excluding My Boss's Daughter, of course), but we're pretty sure that hosting a hookers ball will directly lead to Tara starring in the sequel to Topless Tapioca Wrestling under the stage name Fluffy Pussι. more »
The American Pie starlet's role in the 21st staging of Darwin's self-styled naughtiest night will include competing in the wet t-shirt contest, and a manager at the Discovery nightclub says Reid may be dressed up in lingerie or even as a prostitute.
"It's a night like your 'pimps and prostitutes' or sleaze balls, and it's just a night of less is best," hospitality manager Guy Dunne said.
"We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice its a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down."
A flyer for the event says partygoers should expect "bondage beds, fantasy, latex, porn stars, erotic dancers, and a R rated very raunchy event" and a photo of a scantily-clad Reid sits below the promo blurb.
Mr Dunne says it was a big coup for the club and Darwin to have Reid host the event, saying they usually get passed over by "big-name stars".
"It's something our promotions team worked very hard for and we just managed to secure her in the last week," Mr Dunne said.
"I believe Tara Reid and her people were very enthusiastic to come here."
November 26, 2007
Heidi Klum Has Great Knockers
You know, just this morning we were thinking, "How are Heidi Klum's boobs? We haven't looked at them in a while, and we just can't remember if she has great knockers or not." Lucky for us Heidi never stops thinking about her boobs and wants everyone to know that her jugs are juicy. Juicy and jiggly and full of ammo. And really, what better way to entice people to watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show than by having bra-clad Heidi Klum play with her palookas? We can't think of one, unless it involves ditching the bra, which would be a bit counter-productive for an underwear store.October 30, 2007
Nicole Kidman Is Sheerly Lovely
So you haven't had a hit movie since, what?, The Hours, your marriage, while it is with a man of normal height who does not as far as we know worship aliens, is generally viewed as a tragic mess, your lips are beginning to implant themselves in Joan Rivers territory, and your new film is getting a bunch of Jesus lovers all uppity, which is never good for business. What do you do? Show off your panties! Way to go, Nicole Kidman. But while we're happy that Nic has sunk to this level or movie promotion, we're a bit confused. Yes, the dress is technically see-through. And, yes, we do see a bra there. But upon closer inspection this dress sure is on the chaste side, as far as see-through dresses are concerned. We're assuming she's wearing a thong, but we just can't see it. Nor can we see anything else. What we've got here is one big cock tease. She's saying, "Hey, sailors, look at me in this see-through dress. Aren't I sexy? Doesn't it make you want to see my new movie?" And you're thinking, "Yeah, maybe I will see that movie. She looks hot." But then as you're working up a boner you realize that all you really see is a bunch of lace. And if you wanted to get all hot over some lace, you'd open the doily drawer on your grandma's credenza. And speaking of your grandma and lace and doilies, take a look at Joan Collins. She's taking a different angle on the see-through thing, by pairing it with her sturdy Playtex 18-Hour Bra. And the weird thing is, in today's see-through battle, we're going to have to rule for Joan. She'd seduce you, marry you, and have all your assets transferred to her name before she'd even have to unhook that 18-Hour Bra, and Nicole would probably spend that whole time yelling at her assistant that she asked for pineapple-scented candles in her goddamn dressing room, not apple-scented candles.
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October 23, 2007
Petra Nemcova Wears World's Sexiest Granny Panties
As much as we love the British press and their willingness to run any story, no matter how dubious, we also have a wee problem with them, as illustrated by Petra Nemcova over there. The Brits love the word raunchy so damn much that they seem to use it at any opportunity. To Americans, raunchy means dirty, nasty, involving Paris Hilton. To the Brits it seems to simply mean sexy, as the Daily Mail describes that photo over there as being from "raunchy shoots" for lingerie brand La Senza. Now maybe we're jaded, but Petra looks awfully covered up to us. She's living in a post Britney's bared beav world, not one in which Jayne Mansfield is the height of daring sexuality. There's not even a visible areola or a stray pubic hair. God, what a prude.
October 10, 2007
Gimme More: Britney Spears In Various States of Semi-Dress
Guess what happened? Guess! Just guess. Bet you can't guess. Bet you bet you bet you. Okay okay okay, we're so excited, we'll just go ahead and tell you! BRITNEY SPEARS DID SOME STUFF! At this point, writing a Britney Spears story is like writing a Choose Your Own Adventure or perhaps a Mad Lib.Britney Spears left (name of L.A. hotel) on (day of week), and proceeded to drag her (adjective) (body part) to (name of coffee chain) for a (noun)acchino. While exiting her (name of car), she spread her (body part) and flashed her (body part). Her weave looked (adverb) (adjective). That Britney, she's so (adjective)!
After the cut, we put our Mad Lib to use and show you Brit's various sundry naked squishy pieces. more »
September 20, 2007
Petra Nemcova's Dress: No Shoe Mirrors Necessary
Here's model Petra Nemcova at some event or another, gently spreading her legs a touch to unleash a gentle tsunami of upskirt panty action. Ho ho ho! Did you see what we did there, with the "tsunami"? See, because she was a victim of the 2004 tsunami. Get it? That's what's known as "provocative comedy". Like talking about AIDS and stuff. The kids love it! Sarah Silverman, eat your heart out!
Oscar de la Hoya is a Knockout Dame
Late yesterday X17 posted a few pictures of boxer/Shanna Moakler ex Oscar de la Hoya all dolled up in fishnets, high heels, and silky underdrawers. We don't exactly have a highly developed nose for Photoshoppery, but we assumed the pictures were faked. Today, de la Hoya's rep says as much, and his lawyer, Bertram Fields, stated:
The photographs depicting Mr. De La Hoyas image that were posted online by an obscure paparazzi website are fake. Many of the websites viewers (as reflected in postings on the site) identified the photos as a really bad photoshop job. Unfortunately, with todays technology, anyone can make any photo seem like something other than it isSomeone better tell Britney before she sees the pictures and frantically calls Oscar de la Hoya, demanded to know how he stole the ensemble she wore in her new video. "He looks better'n me, y'all!"