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Jackass's loveable star, Steve-O, is allegedly being held on suicide watch at Cedars-Sinai hospital, a la Britney, following his arrest earlier this month on a felony charge of cocaine possession. A Socialite's Life says:

Star magazine is reporting that he suffers from an "untreatable bipolar disorder," with asource saying that Steve is "very manic" at this point in time and that, "He was also treated for burns on his skin as if he had been putting cigarettes out on his own body." Over the weekend, Steve e-mailed suicide notes to a number of friends, prompting a friend of his and his bodyguard to take him to the emergency room.

According to an insider at the hospital, "Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one."

In related news, the following video was uploaded to Steve-O's YouTube account today:





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If a person is serious about staying sober after a rehab stint, they usually stay home, eat a lot of cupcakes, watch a lot of American Idol, maybe hook up with a really rowdy bingo game at the nearest senior center. But when Lindsay Lohan leaves rehab she spends night after night at Teddy's and parties with Steve-O. Here's an idea, Lindz, if you really want to quite the booze and such, maybe you shouldn't be spending your time with a guy who likes to get beer enemas and who's favorite meal is fresh marijuana in a natural condom casing. Besides, seeing a grown man staple his own scrotum to his leg might be a bit much for your queasy detoxing stomach to handle. more »

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