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filed under: Shia LaBeouf

August 07, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: Supa Dupa Krupa

krupa_naked_maxim.jpgJoanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)

• Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)

• Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)

Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, we guess. (Celebitchy)

• 46-21-55. Kim Kardashian in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

Kate Moss switched lives with her nanny for a day. Which marks the first time Kate has seen her child since its birth. Awww. (Female First)

Jessica Alba humps a chair like her name was Nomi Malone. (Cityrag)

Jessica Simpson strips for Tony Romo via webcam. Haw, like we're supposed to believe Jessica Simpson knows how to turn a computer on? (peanut gallery: "Well, she sure know how to turn ME on! Ahahahaha!") (Holy Taco)

Sienna Miller's friends maintain that she did not wreck Balthazar Getty's marriage. She just stuck a knife in its already rotting corpse and twisted it around and then cut off its head is all. (CelebWarship)

• Morgan Freeman and his wife split. We blame Sienna Miller. (Daily Stab)

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July 29, 2008

Did Shia Slip Grenier's Girl La Beef?

adrian_grenier_isabel_lucasjpg.jpgLike the prince desperately searching to find the maiden who fits the glass slipper, people have been scouring Los Angeles to figure out who the female passenger in Shia the Beef's Flaming Beertastic F-150 of Death was. Nothing was known of the lady other than the fact that she yelled "FUCK!" after the truck went tumbling, but today, she has been identified! Her name is Isabel Lucas, she's Beef's Transformers 2 costar, and she's Adrian Grenier's girlfriend. Whoops. New York Daily News reports:
Shia LaBeouf may have more to worry about than the drunken- driving charge he got after crashing his truck with Australian hottie Isabel Lucas strapped in the passenger seat.

Lucas, one of LaBeouf's comely co-stars in the upcoming "Transformers" sequel, has been dating actor Adrian Grenier for months.

[Grenier] was testy and had no comment Monday when asked how Lucas was feeling after the smashup with her other leading man.

Lucas, 23, was in LaBeouf’s car when it collided with another vehicle at a West Hollywood intersection early Sunday morning and rolled. She was treated for minor bumps and bruises at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and released.

“She was in the car….They’re friends,” a movie source said of the LaBeouf-Lucas connection. The source said the two have been working a lot of late nights on the set and most likely were together to let off some professional steam.
Generally, when a man finds out that his special lady has been stepping out with a drunk dude, he'd issue a hearty beatdown punctuated by a few kicks to the groin, so under normal circumstances, we'd tell Shia to go secret himself away in a bunker or something. But it's Adrian Grenier. What's he gonna do? Break out the pomade and style Shia to death?
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July 28, 2008

Shia LaBeouf Spreads Beefy Goodness All Over La Brea

shia_lebeouf_stoned.jpgShia "The Beef" LaBeouf decided to step up his normal routine of getting arrested for loitering and getting arrested for public smoking. And he did so by getting arrested after getting sloshed and rolling his truck at 3 A.M. today in Hollywood. He apparently made a left turn in front of another car, causing a major collision. The Beef will be charged with a misdemeanor DUI and is currently having surgery on his hand. His people released the following statement to TMZ:
"Attorneys for Mr. LaBeouf confirm that an automobile accident involving an additional party occurred early morning in Los Angeles on July 27, 2008. Shia is currently recovering from extensive hand surgery with plans to return to work on the set of 'Transformers 2' within one month. No further comment will be issued at this time."
And then the wrecked truck transformed into a giant robot and he and Shia sparked a doob and hung out at Walgreens. By Michael Bay.
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June 20, 2008

Megan Fox's Job Description: Look Hot

Megan Fox sqats pees.jpg Barring his emotional daddy-daughter "I'm gonna blow up, but don't you be sad, you've got hunky Ben Affleck to comfort you" scene between Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler in Armageddon (we know you cried, tough guy), Michael Bay isn't exactly known for deep personal interactions in his films. So it's no surprise that all he's looking for from his newest leading actress is a pretty face. Lusted after BAG schtupper and onetime Lohan costar Megan Fox scooped the poop on Transformers 2 to MTV.com:
“As big as the first movie was, this is 10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts,” she told us about “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. “Shia and I make out a little bit; I don’t know if anyone wants to see that.”

“You know, we’ve been having script meetings, and we’ve been reworking the script, because they wrote it fast because of the writer’s strike,” she explained. “And, we’ve just been going through and trying to do some character stuff for Shia and myself in the middle of this crazy world that they’re in.”

“I can tell you that we’re on locations in some really exotic places,” she added. “It’s just going to be a badass movie. It’s just going to be a popcorn-visual-spectacle, summer film.”

As for Michael Bay’s main directorial input to his lead actress, Megan had this to say: “His main note to me is just to look hot; so I try my best.”
Wonder what Bay's notes to The Beef were. Look tough? Brood? Where did he learn his directorial genius, George Lucas? more »
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May 14, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"

ryan_mandy_moore_comic.jpg• Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)

Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)

• It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)

• Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)

Kelly Brook is back together with your friend Billy Zane. (F-listed)

Lily Allen once sang that she wanted to see you smile. Today, the dream becomes reality as shots of her cliff-diving topless emerge. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Some skintage flesh! Tricia Helfer nip slip circa 2007. Battlestar Galac-tit-ca. (Fatback)

• The new cast of 90210 revealed! That one was for all of our under 12 and gay readers. (Bitten and Bound)

• How I Met My Emo Lover, by Flashlee Simpson. (FemaleFirst)

• Another kind of "bump" for Britney. (Daily Stab)

Shia La Beef on La Zit Cream. (Celebitchy)

• When scabies met impetigo: a tender love story featuring Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty. (Seriously OMG WTF)

Amy Smart has a well-padded poon. (Taxi Driver)

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March 19, 2008

Shia Wanted for More Than Just His Beef

shia labeouf thebeef sex machine.jpg When we think of Shia TheBeef, one word pops into our head: BAD. As in, "Oooh, he so BAD!" We really can't believe that he's managed to stay out of jail for this long. He does things like of-age drinking! And Harrison Ford cajoled and threatened, but TheBeef told us the name of the new Indiana Jones movie anyway. He didn't care how many times he got a cane to the back or Poligrip slipped in his morning coffee. Because he's a rebel. We heard he even likes to pull kittens' tails. Also landing in his pro column is smoking on a public street. TMZ reports:
We've learned a warrant has been issued for the arrest of Shia LaBeouf.

LaBeouf received a ticket February 18 in Burbank for unlawful smoking, a misdemeanor. He was supposed to appear in court at 8:30 AM, but neither he nor a lawyer showed -- so a $1,000 bench warrant was issued for Shia's arrest.

Shia was allegedly smoking on the sidewalk outside a shop called Skyblupink, a gift shop, when cops cited him.
Oooh, smoking less than fifteen feet from the entrance of a retail store! That is so high up there on the list of societal taboos. TheBeef might as well shoot someone in the head in broad daylight now, cause he's pretty much fucked.
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November 07, 2007

CNW Junk Drawer: Matt n' Mandy, Sittin' in a Tree

Mandy_Moore_criss_angel.jpg• Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)

• Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)

• And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)

Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. (The Blemish)

• Famous nipples met flash, and a beautiful friendship was borned unto us. (Cityrag)

Leelee Sobieski is packin' mad mammage. (Daily Stab)

Jessica Simpson navigates metal grate in stilettos. Hilarity ensues. (Egotastic!)

Eva Mendes shills for Campari. Up next, CelebNewsWire promotes Alize and Blue Nun! (Derek Hail)

Rihanna and Josh Hartnett are doin' it: their babies will be large of forehead and beady of eye. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Which is causing poor Shia the Beef to marinate himself in a nice vodka rub. (PopCrunch)

Rebecca De Mornay? No, Rebecca Dui Mornay. (TMZ)

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November 05, 2007

Shia the Beef Gets Pinched

shia_leboeuf_mug_shot.jpgJoining Orlando Bloom in the ranks of "milquetoast young actors you'd never think would get arrested" actually getting arrested, Shia the Beef was cuffed by the feds early yesterday morning in our own town, Chicago. Apparently, he entered a Walgreens while well into his cups, and then refused to leave. According to our gossip parole officer, FemaleFirst:
Security staff at Walgreens drug store called police after repeatedly asking the 21-year-old actor to leave the store because he appeared to be drunk.

LaBeouf was taken into custody at around 2:30 A.M. and charged with trespassing.

Police spokeswoman Laura Kubiak said the young star was "very courteous and polite".

He was not breathalysed as he had not been driving and was released on bail before 7am. LaBeouf must now appear at Cook County court on a misdemeanour charge on November 28. He is yet to comment on the incident.
We don't blame Shia for refusing to leave Walgreens. Did you fucking see this week's circular in the Sunday Trib? Christmas gift packs of Jovan Musk are available, Glade Scented Oil Candles are fucking two for a dollar and Royal Instant Puddings are four for a dollar and that includes goddamn chocolate and motherfucking vanilla!
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August 29, 2007

Shia Slipping Rihanna the Beef?

Rihanna_squat.jpgLook at the picture of Rihanna to your left. Now envision Transformers star Shia "The Beef" LeBeouf parked right between those satiny knees. According to some highly dubious reports, the pair are "officially dating". Sez EntertainmentWise:
The pair – who were photographed enjoying a beverage at a bar last month– are now an item, but are taking things "slow."

“It’s all the talk of the Indiana Jones 4 set,” an insider told Perez Hilton.

The report goes on to claim that LaBeouf took Rihanna out on a romantic date Tuesday at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills.
Said website includes a reader survey where you can air your opinion of the couple, and apparently, 56% think that "it's so randome but they look cute". Listen, we ain't no walking Chicago Manual of Style and we make plenty of grammar and spelling mistakes, so we'll forgive Entertainmentwise for their snafu. After all, having a photo of Rihanna's expansive twelvehead staring you in the face while you're typing would easily cause such a slip. more »
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July 03, 2007

Shia LaBeouf Likes LaWeed--But Only a Little Bit

Shia TheBeef.jpg If we had our way, this post would consist of nothing but photos of Shia LaBeouf with the words "Shia TheBeef" repeated over and over and over again, just because it amuses us so very much. Shia TheBeef. But, alas, we actually have information to relay, so we'll get on with it. Shia, who's father was a heroin addict (as well as a mime and a rodeo clown, which sounds like much more fun), says of underage alcohol and drug use (via A Socialite's Life):
If I'm gonna party, I'll do it at my house. And to say that I've never had a drink or smoked weed - coming from my family, is insane.

But also, I know what it does if you get out of control. I know how hard it was to get my life to where it is. There's so much riding that those small little joys of the high are not interesting to me.
That's all well and good, Mr. TheBeef, but where's your sense of camaraderie with your fellow young actors? How are you ever going to fit in with the likes of Lindsay Lohan and the Olsens if you don't spend at least four nights a week at Hyde? Why does it always have to be about "the work" with you, Shia? You're never going to get ahead in Hollywood with that kind of attitude.

P.S. Shia TheBeef.
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