filed under: Ryan O'Neal

• Your daily dose of Kim Kardashian's rotund rumpus delecti. (F-listed)

• Nicole Richie allegedly kicks Joel Madden to the curb. Joel responds by kicking it to Mischa Barton. (Yeeeah!)

• Elle MacPherson named the greatest model of all time. Janice Dickinson is somewhere guzzling Drano right now. (Daily Stab)

• Hilary Swank was hospitalized to remove a "small benign growth". Her penis, right? (Celebitchy)

• Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond bond. By getting busted for meth together. This makes Tatum's bust look kind of classy.(Derek Hail)

• Joe Francis opens his douche-hole to say he thinks Lohan is straight and just going through a phase. Who wouldn't give up men after screwing Joe Francis? (CelebWarship)

• 15-year-old Miley Cyrus has a boyfriend. He's 20. And an underwear model. This should be good. (Hollywood Grind)

• Do you have the balls to . . . name that celebrity cameltoe? (Cityrag)

• Shauna Sand wears a see-through dress to match her see-through shoes. (Drunken Stepfather)

It's pretty sad that what constitutes celebrity gossip these days is a starlet showing see-through bra on the red carpet or taking their dog to the groomer to get its chakras aligned. Back in the golden age of Hollywood, we had Claudine Longet killing her boyfriend and Sammy Davis Jr. joining the Church of Satan. Luckily, Tinseltown's aged will sometimes pop up and show the youngsters how it's done. More details have surfaced regarding the domestic spat betwixt Ryan O'Neal and his son Griffin. The Enquirer has a story that's even more exciting than The Bobbsey Twins and the Mystery at Snow Lodge:

"They found [Griffin's younger brother, son of Ryan and Farrah Fawcett] Redmond -- whom they claim had been smoking PCP -- unconscious in his bedroom," said an insider. "They thought he was dead and called paramedics. When ambulances and fire department personnel raced to the house, they revived Redmond -- but he refused to go to the hospital. Griffin then chained Redmond in the dog run with a rope around his neck so he couldn't get to any more drugs. Griffin thought he was saving Redmond from himself. But Ryan exploded when he came home to find his youngest son chained up like a dog. There was a noose around his neck and his legs were roped."

Yeah, that's some weird shit right there. Almost as weird as naming your daughter "Tatum". And the weirdest part is that according to the timeline presented in the tale above, the paramedics revived Redmond and then just sat back and watched him get chained in a dog run. Nicccce.

Actor Ryan O'Neal was arrested on Saturday night after a family dispute. It's alleged that he shot his 42-year-old son Griffin after a family altercation. Love means never having to say, "Stop fucking shooting me, Dad." more »