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Here at CelebNewsWire there are a few things that we love unconditionally, that never let us down. Fruity Pebbles, Cate Blanchett, and a couple of broads named Moore—Mandy and Julianne. So when someone screws with these things, we take great personal offense. Especially when the jackhole screwing with one of these things is disturbingly prolific (seriously, dude, not every song needs to go on a record) starlet fucker Ryan Adams. Reports Page Six:

HUNDREDS of hipster girls may swoon over indie rocker Ryan Adams, but our spy says the grungy guitarist, who has an aversion to bathing, is a jerk. "He was really nasty to (ex-girlfriend) Mandy Moore. He would always pick on her and say the meanest things. Like he had to tear her down to make himself feel better. And he's so narcissistic it's unreal. He constantly Googles himself and is obsessed with what people say about him online." A rep for Adams said, "I don't think any of that stuff is true. He was really super-good to [Moore], and he just felt it didn't work out. That's a bunch of nonsense."

Look, Mandy, you are a lovely, gorgeous woman. You seem like you'd be super nice and really fun to hang out with. We could go shopping at Forever 21 together and then get a couple of Orange Juliuses and cruise the mall, hoping to find cute boys, but really just laughing at all the teenagers with their super-high-waisted jeans and fedoras. But in between these fun times we would sit you down on the half wall outside of Auntie Anne's and have a serious talk with you about your choices. First, you deserve better than Because I Said So. And second, and probably more important, stop dating jagoffs. Wilmer Valderrama? Zach Braff? Ryan Adams? This has got to stop. If you continue down this path, you'll end up one of three places: Brett Ratner, Brandon Davis, or Cisco Adler. And you deserve better than (both literal and figurative) giant ballbags. more »

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You've got to admire a chippie like Lindsay Lohan. Rumored to be dating Jared Leto and Sean Lennon, she's now also been linked to Ryan Adams and Benicio Del Toro. Not even a tragic teacup accident can slow this girl's vagina down. more »