filed under: Rupert Grint

Those Harry Potter kids. Everyone says, "Oh, they're so grounded. They don't blow their money on coke and hookers and $500 flannel shirts like those frivolous Hollywood types. They're so sensible." But between Hermione flashing her golden snitch the moment she turned eighteen to Harry porking a horse onstage, they have their own way of rebelling. And now part-time Good Humor man Ron Weasley (a.k.a. Rupert Grint) is jumping on the naked Harry Potter hippogriff wagon and doing the nasty onscreen. Reports PR Inside:

Steamy new sex scene for our Ron Weasley has been filmed for his new movie hitting theaters January 2009.

Looking to move on from Harry Potter, British actor Rupert Grint (best known for playing Ron Weasley) has stepped into a very challenging role in new indie film "Cherry Bomb".

Having filmed a sex scene with fellow co-star Kimberley Nixon, actor Rupert Grint is expected to shock audiences with his new role.

We can just imagine Rupert on set, trying to remember being back in Charms class. "How does the swelling charm go again? Injorgio? Engigolo? OH! Engorgio! Engorgio! Engorgio!"

One person who doesn't want Lindsay Lohan's missionary position? Ron Weasley. He's not looking to taste a slice of Paris Hilton's pie either. Digital Spy reports:

Rupert Grint has claimed it is best to avoid female stars like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

The Harry Potter actor revealed that he met Lohan last year in America and that she bored him by talking about herself all the time.

Grint added that he didn't want to meet Hilton because she was the sort of girl you should "stay away from".

He told The Sun: "I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot.

"She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, 'But you can’t act'.

"I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from."

We think the wee-est Weasley boy makes a good point. Look at the people who have come into contact with Paris and Lindsay. Britney Spears lost her goddamn mind after about three days with Paris. Kim Kardashian will never again be able to enter a public bathroom without someone assuming she's there to take the place of the toilet. And Lindsay's poor little sister Ali is probably about four months away from being sold outright to Hugh Hefner or Joe Francis, whoever gives Dina the highest bid. Rupert's better off hanging out with a dude who gets boners from horses.