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July 09, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: The Fox and the Hound Camel

• Megan Fox straps her camel toe into some stretch pants for a shopping excursion. (Faded Youth)

• And speaking of Megan Fox, her former(?) fiance Brian Austin Green denies the breakup rumors, says the couple are "solid". Solid as a rock? So nothing's changed it? And what you're saying is that the feeling's still hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hot? (PopCrunch)

• The first look at Jamie Lynn Spears's little baby, Maddie Briann. Maddie's next OK! cover: in thirteen years, when she marries cousin Sean Preston in a romantic toothless ceremony in Louisiana. (Dlisted)

• David Lee Roth choked on some nuts. (TMZ)

• Dane Cook is a shitty neighbor, literally. (Celebitchy)

• Robert Rodriguez traded his wife in for Rose McGowan, and is now trading Rose McGowan for Kat Dennings. Next up: he trades Kat Dennings for Abigail Breslin. (Defamer)

• Jennifer Lopez in a bikini. Post-twins, her abs are still flatter than yours, and her ass is still bigger than the sun. (Flisted)

• Lilo and SamRo ride the pink caterpillar at Disneyland. Ohhhh yeaaaaah. (Holy Taco)

• See Jaime Pressly in a bikini and you'll be nothin' but a horn dog. Eh? Yes? No? Bah. (IDLYITW)

• New Paris Hilton TV show in the works. And no, sadly, it's not a Fear Factor type show involving a rocket sending her to the surface of the moon to see how long she can hold her breath. (Hollywire)

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July 02, 2008

Rose and Rodriguez: Ruined over Rubles

Remember when wholesome family-movie director (Spy Kids) / blood-and-guts-fetishist (Planet Terror) Robert Rodriguez left his wife of sixteen years and their cadre of annoyingly named children to get it on with tragically wonk-eyed actress Rose McGowan. Yeah, bet he's kicking himself for that one right about now. Page Six reports on their breakup and her career shortcomings:

ROSE McGowan's breakup with her fiancé, director Robert Rodriguez, could be good news for some other actresses, who could end up with the leading roles she was set to play in his movies.

McGowan was hoping to star in at least three planned Rodriguez films - a remake of "Barbarella," "Red Sonja" and "Woman in Chains!"

But sources say the couple, who we reported last October were engaged, have split, partly over the problems Rodriguez had finding financing for "Barbarella" - the 1968 cult classic in which Jane Fonda played a sexy space adven- turess - with McGowan in the title role.

McGowan, best known for her witchy role on TV's "Charmed," wasn't thought to have enough box-office draw for the $70 million remake, especially after "Grindhouse" disappointed with about $25.4 million in domestic ticket sales.

"Too bad 'Grindhouse' didn't gross $100 million. Then, maybe, 'Barbarella' would have gotten the green light," said one source. "Instead, the moguls were saying, 'We need a bigger star, a bigger name.' " Jessica Alba has been touted as a possible replacement.

R. Rod's internal monologue: "God dammit, I f'ed up. I directed Jessica Alba before that two-bit TV lady came along. I had a crack at her, and I passed it up. I could've had her, right? I'm a big-time movie director. I'm friends with Quentin Tarantino. I know Antonio Banderas. Banderas! He was a Mambo King! That's impressive, right? Right? Man, I'm an idiot." more »

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August 08, 2007

CNW Junk Drawer: All Upskirts and Boobs Edition

• Robert Rodriguez is awfully proud of dating Rose McGowan's nipples. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Still puttin' the "ghey" in "McConaughey", Matty M is laying some serious pipe in those Old Navy cargo shorts. (Allie Is Wired)

• Charlize Theron ain't gonna let a little thing like her beans get in the way of donning a bikini. (The Blemish)

• Gwen Stefani is afraid that her son is going to bite her tits clean off. (FemaleFirst)

• Britney sideswiped some dude's car, and then popped a squat to survey the damage. But the real damage is her to'-up upskirt view. Ooooh, high five, girlfriends! So bitchy! (Drunken Stepfather)

• If that ain't enough for you, here's some Britney pantaloons. (Cityrag)

• The beautiful Lauryn Hill is bringing Skidz back, at long last! (Socialite's Life)

• Denise Richards and Chuckles Sheen: still in hate. Story now with 100% more semen. (Celebitchy)

• Mischa Barton (remember her?) dyes hair; eats food. (Celeb Warship)

• Eva Herzigova shows what's Herzigunda her dress. (Taxi Driver)

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April 03, 2007

Another Impressionable Actress Seduced through Use of Flesh-eating Zombies

Of all the directors in Hollywood, a few names would jump to mind as men who would leave their stable marriages because the sight of Rose McGowan's machine-gun leg was utterly irresistible. Spielberg would probably fall prey. We once heard that John Ford was a huge machine-gun-leg fetishist. But Robert Rodriguez? He's so wholesome! He directed Spy Kids. And Spy Kids 3-D! Only loyal family men are allowed to work in the 3-D medium! more »

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March 29, 2007

CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake

• Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.

• Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.

• Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people love is not going so hot.

• Kate's mom Goldie Hawn distracts us from her daughter's love life by erecting her nipples as if they were geriatric antennae 'neath her top.

• Rose McGowan barred her Grindhouse costars from wearing red to its premiere so that she would be the only scarlet lady. And then she gazed into her mystical mirror to ask who was the fairest, and beat her adopted children with wire hangers.

• I'mmmmm a Puffy Doodle Daddy, Puffy do it all the daaaaaayyyyy!

• Catherine Zeta-Jones slowly realizing that her husband is eighty.

• Jael from America's Next Top Model has slurred her way into our hearts and out of her clothes (NSFW)!

• Paris Hilton swings open the doors to her Valtrex-tinged mantrap and waves Desperate Housewives bit player Josh Henderson past the velvet rope.

• Cruznett!

• Gyllenspoon!

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March 27, 2007

"Ol' Clean Pole McGowan"

Some actresses demand trailers scented softly of jasmine and ylang-ylang, some want organic, Zone-friendly meals, others require a flagon of the finest champagne. Rose McGowan is a simple sort and needs only an antiseptic stripper pole. When filming scenes for Grindhouse, she insisted that crew members wipe down the on-set pole before she would dance around it. Says she:

"I made them Windex the pole. That's a lot of bacteria adding up over the course of an evening."

Well la di da, Miss Princess and the Pea. Perhaps you'd also prefer toilet paper instead of your hand, and maybe you'd also like your chicken cooked through instead of served rare? Jesus, actors! What a diva. more »

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March 21, 2007

Scarlett, Rose, Nicky, and Janice Put in Qualifying Bids for the Flash-a-Lympics

Did someone declare today official poons 'n' pontoons day and forget to tell us? Because in our morning search for our Sexy Lady Story, we were barraged with upskirts, side boobs, see-throughs, anything that's hot but doesn't constitute actual nudity. It's as if all of Hollywood saw Lindsay Lohan's brave reveal of hose-clad clam and partial yam in one day and said, "Damn bitch, I can top that. Get a load of this!" After the cut, get a gander at the ladies' best efforts. more »

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March 20, 2007

CNW Junk Drawer: "Why Don't You Fuck Your Whole Movie?"

• Lily Tomlin thinks David O. Russell is a "motherfucker". David O. Russell thinks Lily Tomlin is a "cunt" and a "bitch". They Hate Huckabees! Two awesomely NSFW clips here. If you only watch one video of a comedienne and an overrated director trading cruel barbs and throwing set dressing around this year, make it this one.

• YO, Samantuh! Ay oh, oh ay, you're showin' some cleave!

• Vince Vaughn: now 87% more bloated and stinky and crazy!

• Shanna and Travis. Reuinted and it feels so good. Together again, naturally. Baby, just one more try. And so forth and so on.

• Tara Reid eschews bra, trots out those Frankenteats yet again.

• Leonardo DiCaprio held peace talks with Israel's Vice Premier. Because if anyone can stop the fighting with Palestine, it's the homeless kid from Growing Pains.

• Paris and Jenna Jameson compare Fraggle weaves; vaginal chancres.

• We once made fun of Rose McGowan's strange new face. As it turns out, she almost lost her eye in an accident. Yarrr!

• The secret diaries of Anna Nicole are up for auction. "Deer diery. today i waked up and i eated some pasghetti. then i layd down on my can a pee bed and take a nap. then it was time for diner then i had sex with some gies. xoxox"

• Heigl kinda sounds like heinie.

• Salma Hayek sports the Ugly Betty/Love Story hybrid maternity look.

• The Dunst just Razorlights up a room, doesn't she?

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October 11, 2006

CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna and Child

• Andy Dick chalks up the fact that people call him gay to everyone being jealous of him, and not him having sex with men.

• Kate Beckinsale says she'll never get plastic surgery. Despite the fact that her boobs were named the Ugliest in Hollywood.

• Madonna probably adopted a baby, for real this time, though. Toting around an African baby is the new Birkin bag!

• George Clooney says he'll never run for president because he's boffed too many ladies. Insert Clinton joke here, please.

• Amber Tamblyn's nip is Tumblyn out of her dress.

• Et tu, Rose McGowan?

• Finally, Johnny Depp to make an honest woman out of Vanessa Paradis! Hopefully she'll be able to get on his dental plan now.

• Lindsay Lohan says, "It's up to me and my mom to decide if I am partying too much." Ah, yes, nothing like that tender moment between mother and daughter, when Mom gently strokes Daughter's hair and says, "Beer BEFORE liquor, sweetheart. And coke before ecstasy. And Red Bull before semen."

• Dr. McDreamy gets McCreamed by McCastmate. We promise that's the only time you'll ever have to read the name "McDreamy" on these pages.

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March 06, 2006

Tara Reid: Professional Diamond Thief

Tara Reid, finally realizing that her only hope for ever appearing on any screen large or small ever again consists of hosting an installment of Girls Gone Wild, has turned to diamond theft. Zale's countrywide are on high alert and have stocked their stores with cases of Captain Morgan's as a preventative measure. more »

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October 20, 2005

Like Baby Housman's Dad, When We're Wrong, We Say We're Wrong

Today, we're printing a couple of corrections, just like a real website that gets sued and crap! more »

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October 19, 2005

CNW Junk Drawer: Days of Wine Coke and Roses

• According to PerezHilton.com, Rose McGowan was arrested last night at the T-Mobile party in Hollywood. He won't say why, but there are little Photoshopped white granules gently marching up her nose in the picture. Does she have really bad allergies? Was she doing some particularly dusty drywall work? Seriously, can someone help us decipher this cryptic clue?

• Britney reportedly has post-partum depression after turding out baby Sean Federspears. Blah blah Tom Cruise blah blah blah blah.

• J. Lo-Anthony to show a little spare tire for the upcoming Pirelli calendar, alongside disco dust martyr Kate Moss.

• Possibly old, possibly not even Paris Hilton, but there's an ass, a boat, another naked girl, and no Tom Sizemore in sight.

• And for David Copperfield's next trick, he'll impregnate a woman onstage without touching her. Blah blah Tom Cruise blah blah blah Katie Holmes blah.

• Angelina and Brad are betrothed?

• First picture of the offspring of Seal and Heidi Klum is available, and little Henry sure is . . . he's really . . . he's quite . . . he's, uh, got a nice head of hair.

• Bono says he always wears sunglasses because "My eyes are very sensitive to light. Also, I'm a humungously pretentious douchelord."

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July 20, 2005

Pacino Nabs McGowan. Hoohah!

First she dated Marilyn Manson, now she's seeing Al Pacino . . . well, Rose McGowan definitely has a "type". That "type" being "the undead". more »

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December 29, 2004

Rose McGowan = Ann-Margret

Charmed star and former Marilyn Manson femme Rose McGowan has signed on to play Ann-Margret in an upcoming Elvis miniseries for CBS. Somewhere in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan is throwing a tantrum on the grand scale of a Joan Crawford or a Faye Dunaway. more »

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