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filed under: Rosario Dawson

July 21, 2008

Dawson=Awesome. Rosario Gets Cleavy in a Bikini.

Holy Bazoombas, Batman! (And there. We did it. We mentioned damned Batman, which is apparently very popular with the kids these days. Can we move on, please? We've got boobies to talk about.) Here we have Rosario Dawson in a bikini. The camera is placed in a very convenient location so that me may easily ogle her deep, deep cleavage. We are very appreciative of this placement. And so is Rosario, apparently. In our next exhibit you will see Rosario noticing this convenient lens location.

She's saying, "Hi, Mr. Cameraman! Hi! Did you get a good shot of my maracas? They're very lush. Oh, you did? Good, good. That's settled then. How about my butt? Did you see that? No? OK, I'll just finish hosing myself off here and get up and show you. You just hold tight. It'll just be a minute."

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October 09, 2007

Hollywood's Hottest Honkers

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What better way to celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month than by talking about how awesome and bouncy and soft boobs are? We really can't think of a better way. And since you douchebags love lists almost as much as you love titties, Film Threat put together a little historical countdown, complete with a cleavage-fest via YouTube clips. So here they are, in somewhat chronological order, the best bazooms in moviedom:

Mae West
Jane Russell
Marilyn Monroe
Dorothy Dandridge
Jayne Mansfield
Sophia Loren
Elizabeth Taylor
Brigitte Bardot
Ursula Andress
Honor Blackman
Raquel Welch
Chesty Morgan
Tura Satana
Uschi Digard
Pam Grier
Jennifer Connelly
Monica Bellucci
Rosario Dawson
Scarlett Johansson
Eva Green
Jennifer Tilly
Asia Argento
Thandie Newton
Helen Mirren
Jessica Rabbit

Seriously? Jessica fucking Rabbit? Is that the best you could do, Film Threat? Did you think to yourselves, "Man, we've exhausted all the luscious lung pillows in Hollywood. There is not one set of sweater kittens left worth ogling. Guess we better talk about some cartoon casabas"? Did Lindsay Lohan's meaty Mean Girls-era mounds not make the list due to the creepy teenage factor? Did you disregard Elizabeth Hurley because she seems like a bit of a shrew? Did Jessica Simpson get cut because you've never actually been able to watch her on film for longer than three minutes? Was there really not one single set of Hollywood hooters that you found more appealing than Jessica Rabbit's paper-and-ink pom poms? more »

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May 22, 2006

Appetite for Altercation: Leatherface Vs. The Mask

Continuing our 1990 theme, creepy cornrowed Guns n' Roses singer Axl Rose got into a kerfuffle with wiggerwear designer Tommy Hilfiger at actress Rosario Dawson's birthday party. Hilfiger bitchslapped Rose, who responded by leaning in and saying, "You know where you are? You're in the jungle, Tommy. You're gonna diiiieeeeeee." more »

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