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For weeks we've been hearing about how Sienna Miller is super broken up about her split with Rhys Ifans. We're pretty sure that secretly she's saying, "Whoohoo! No more shedding on the sofa!" But in public she's all "It's a difficult time" and "I'd appreciate my privacy on this personal matter." Someone needs to tell Sienna then that she shouldn't be smooching on some dude who shares her ex-boyfriend's delightfully British name. It's kind of like Hulk Hogan porking a lady who looks just like his daughter; these are not things that we have the ability to ignore. Our own personal Rhysologist, FemaleFirst, says:

Sienna Miller couldn't keep her hands off her co-star at the premiere of her new movie last night (18.06.08).

The actress was seen gazing into Matthew Rhys' eyes at the Edinburgh premiere of their film 'The Edge of Love'.

Sienna, who recently split from Welsh actor Rhys Ifans over his alleged jealousy of her close relationship with Matthew, briefly dated Matthew last year.

An onlooker said: "They looked really close. They had their arms around each other and didn't care about the cameras."

The pair first met when filming first started last year on 'The Edge of Love', which is about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas.

Watch out, Jonathan Rhys Meyers! Sienna's coming for you next. We figure you've got about six months to legally change your name to Bill Smith or something. Then Sienna will just have to move on down the celebrity Rhys line to Indiana Jones star John Rhys-Davies. more »

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As eternal love blooms for the newly wedded Wentzes and Warrens, love withers and dies like a hothouse flower for blonde Pittsburgh-hater Sienna Miller and her actor fiance, Rhys Ifans. Apparently, Sienna is disgusted that Rhys has turned out to be exactly like her former fiance Jude Law, which means that after the inevitable breakup, Rhys has a stellar future getting his nuts fondled in a garden by Kimberly Stewart. Showbiz Spy reports:

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans are reportedly on the verge of a split. Hot on the heels of engagement rumors, Sienna is said to be struggling to cope with Rhys’ possessiveness; and his behavior reminds her of ‘controlling’ ex-boyfriend Jude Law.

A source says, “Rhys gets very jealous - he hates her socializing with other men and always wants to know where she is and who she’s with. During a row she yelled at him: ‘It’s just like being with Jude’.

“Rhys freaked out, because he prides himself on being the laid-back opposite of Jude. But he just gets worked up seeing men admiring his girlfriend and trying to hit on her.”

Tensions between the pair have worsened due to work commitments. Sienna has been filming GI Joe in America while Rhys has been working in the UK.

“They had a huge bust up recently,” the friend added. “Sienna promised to spend a week with Rhys. He arranged his filming schedule, but at the last minute she canceled her trip, saying she had to work. Rhys hit the roof when he called her and found out she was partying in LA.”

Actually, we think Sienna probably just got a sober look at Ifans in the cold hard light of day and realized she was engaged to a combination of Riff Raff from Rocky Horror and Snagglepuss. more »

Once upon a dream, Sienna Miller was the toast of the town, sweeping into premieres in designer finery and on the arm of cherub-curled Jude Law, with movie scripts being thrown at her like candy at a parade. Then Jude stuffed it into the nanny, and Sienna beat up some paparazzi, metaphorically crapped on the city of Pittsburgh, and then forgot to wear pants, and we were left wondering what she's been up to lately. As it turns out, she's been up to an actor named Rhys Ifans, and, according to our gossip relationship counselor, FemaleFirst, she's agreed to marry him. A source says:

"Rhys has admitted he and Sienna are getting married. Everything is supposed to be hush-hush, but Rhys is over the moon and finding it hard to keep quiet. He can't believe she finally said yes."

Seeing how Rhys Ifans is a Welshman who looks a lot like Snagglepuss and has a name that sounds like a prancing centaur that lives in the forest behind Hogwarts, this story probably should be more exciting than it is. So let's jazz it up with some Sienna Miller butt cheeks! Come into our cut and we will show you the way. more »