CelebNewsWire - The skinny. The scoop. The Hollywood poop. Wherever there is a nipple slip, we'll be there. If there's a party, you'll find us doing shots with Lindsay Lohan and upskirt flashing alongside Britney Spears. Wherever Paris Hilton is breaking the law, you'll see us. If there's a celebrity sex tape, we will find it. Nude stars, drunk stars, scandals, hookups, breakups? Let CelebNewsWire be your guide. Hold our hands. Come inside.

filed under: Rachel Bilson

February 28, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: The Dealie with Keeley

• Keeley Hazell makes Breast Actress, Mr. Skin makes The Sun. (The Sun)

• Angelina's having a girl, and she's having her in France! Freedom birth! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Non, non! She is having deux bebes! Having zem in L'Etats-Unis! Oui oui oui! (FemaleFirst)

• Lohan dons crotch-strangling short shorts in February, because she is dedicated to her craft. The craft of being a saucy harlot. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Nicole Richie shows off her new baby. Quick, see the tiny cuteness before Rachel Zoe gives her gifts of Hoodia and hair extensions. (Celebitchy)

• Wisely realizing that her infamous recent nudie shots were the most popular thing she's ever done, Lindsay contemplates a future as a naked Marilyn Monroe impersonator. (Daily Stab)

• Kate Hudson coaxes butterscotch stallion Owen Wilson away from suicidal depression with a sugar cube, some carrots, and her vagina. (The Blemish)

• Lily Allen upskirts with cheeky results. (Taxi Driver)

• Now we know why Juliette Lewis has been wearing headbands all the time--they magically hold her nipples in. See what goes down when she goes without. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Awwww. Peter Andre soooo sweeeepy! Poor little guy's all tuckered out. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

• See where Megan Fox's tattooed ode to David Silver is located on her body. (Popoholic)

• Rachel Bilson owns underwear, and wants you to know all about it. (The Rad Report)

comments (0) |

send to a friend

January 16, 2008

My Bilson, 'Tis of Thee

This month, GQ tips its super duper heterosexual houndstooth designer fedora to the election year with Rachel Bilson saluting you. America rules, and so do insanely adorable young ladies in stages of semi-undress! These pictures might just be what brings this country together. Old and young, black and white, male and female. Once Hillary Clinton and Mike Huckabee see these photos, they will throw aside their differences and ride a roan mare through a field of daisies. A giant statue of Rachel will be erected in every town square. And by "statue" we mean "wieners". And by "town square" we mean "in the rec room of your parents' house, where you sleep on a futon and check this website on dial-up". And by "erected" we mean "erected".

And if you like your pictures to move, here is a video of the aforementioned shoot. It's a talkie, even.

comments (0) |

send to a friend

January 11, 2008

It's No See for The O.C.'s Rachel Bilson

Your mother and I aren't mad at you, Rachel Bilson. We're just disappointed. Bilson recently told Playboy that she is never going to appear nude in a movie:

Rachel Bilson almost didn’t appear in The Last Kiss because she won’t do nudity/

“Movies can be sexy or sexual without showing things,” the former O.C. star, 26, said in the issue out Friday. “It’s almost a deal breaker. The movie was rated R, and they like to put in nudity wherever they can, but I’m pretty strong willed and believe it can be avoided.”

Actually, that's pretty cool, because Rachel Bilson is so teeny and precious that she probably doesn't have privates anyway. She'd drop trou in a movie and instead of a vagina she'd have a golden retriever puppy cuddling a hedgehog in a shoe. more »

comments (0) |

send to a friend

October 04, 2007

CNW Junk Drawer: Spears n' Jeers

• Brit can visit her kids; might be headed back to rehab. In related news, Kevin Federline showed up to court wearing an eyepatch. Because he's a responsible p-arrrrrrrrrrr-ent. (GlossLip)

• George Takei now has his own asteroid. His own tight, firm, assteroid. (IMDb)

• Anakin Skywalker still throwing it into Rachel Bilson. But more importantly, does his hat say "RAPE"? (Drunken Stepfather)

• J. Lo gutwatch '07 continues. People, we have expansion. (Allie Is Wired)

• Speaking of ab-related embiggening, Eva Mendes blames hers on rotini and brownies. (Daily Stab)

• Jennifer Aniston sells magazines. At a stand on the corner of 5th and Walnut, because her career is in the john. Naw, just jerkin' your bird. (The Blemish)

• See the general area from whence Harvey, Junior, and Princess Tiaamii issued: Katie Price upskirt! (Taxi Driver)

• Angelina Jolie just the way we like her: with satin grazing her vagina. (Derek Hail)

• Hanson brother has pulmonary embolism. MMMMMclot! (TMZ)

comments (0) |

send to a friend

December 05, 2006

Summer and Seth's IRL Bustup

The celebrity gossip game is an ugly business. The road to blogdom is paved with cobblestones fashioned from Posh Spice's canned tan spackle, Tara Reid's botched lipo, and Helena Bonham Carter's fashion sense. It is with a heavy heart and trembling fingers, then, that we must type to you that the one truly good and pure and true thing in that crazy mixed up town we call Hollywood is over. Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody have broken up. A source snitched to Life & Style:

"They've been done for a few weeks. They are just done. That’s all there is to it. There’s no drama. They just ended it."

Great. It's only a matter of time before Mischa Barton hooks Rachel up with one of Cisco Adler's pallid, oily Whitestarr bandmates and Adam falls prey to the sharp beak and droopy tail feathers of Paris Hilton and her squawking posse. Pour a bit of your King Cobra out on the curb today, gentle reader, for Cuteness has died. more »

comments (0) |

send to a friend

October 19, 2006

An Anagram of "Rachel Bilson" is "Ill-Chosen Bra"

These pictures appear to be pretty old--either from the premiere of the Zach Braff-helmed papfest Garden State, or when it was in theaters--but they just prove one thing: Rachel Bilson is the G.I. Joe of starlets; i.e. a real American hero. You see, there are people who are about to enter that theater and watch Garden State. And about halfway through, when they realize they're stuck with Zach Braff's Garry Shandling-lite face bobbling before them while Natalie Portman plays the winsome crazy, they have a happy place where their minds may safely wander: Rachel Bilson's nipples under her vaguely sheer black chemise.

Better pics under the cut. more »

send to a friend

October 10, 2006

The Future of Hollywood: Clothed and Boring

We've got a nudity crisis on our hands, here, people. Actresses like Kate Winslet and Maggie Gyllenhaal are getting older, raising families, and may not have the time to flash beav on screen anymore. They've got binkies to launder. And who is going to replace our oft-nude favorites? Where is the next generation of dud doffers? Until Lindsay Lohan shows up on set having simply forgotten her panties, we have people like Rachel Bilson, who believes that the phrase "private parts" should be taken literally. It's time to descend to the fall-out shelter with copies of Showgirls, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and Wild Things, cause it's gonna be a long winter. more »

send to a friend

September 12, 2006

BREAKING NUDES: Toronto Film Fest 2006

It's that time again, kids. Not quite as glitzy as Sundance (and with far fewer gift bags being horded by your Tara Reids and your Pam Andersons) but not quite as respected or, well, foreign as Cannes, it's The Toronto Film Festival. And what it lacks in celebrity swag seekers and high-profile filmic attendees it makes up for with boobs. Lots and lots of boobs. So sit back and let us tell you a little story about the brave actresses who went north of our border to show off what's north of their borders. more »

send to a friend

October 21, 2005

Bilson-Brody-Braff: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told Involving the Letter B

Can someone please, for the love of all that is godly and true in today's material world, tell us what it is that makes Zach Braff so irresistable to nubile young starlets? If all it takes to nab shorties is having a homely, rubbery face replete with tiny mole eyes and a potato nose, and an unfunny sitcom, then why isn't Jon Cryer up to his neck in Olsen va-jay-jay? more »

send to a friend

Mr. Skin's Nudity Review: Rachel Bilson