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November 20, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx

eva_longoria_spanx.jpg• Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)

• A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)

• Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)

• Despite her unending, ultra-desirable heat, Megan Fox is still planning to marry David Silver. (Daily Stab)

• Anne Hathaway has a new boyfriend, and he's apparently as big a loser moocher as the one that's in jail. (Anything Hollywood)

• Aw. Someone for everyone. (Holy Taco)

• Supermodel Karolina Kurkova has no navel. Like Kyle XY. (Flisted)

• Girl meets girl. Girl gets girl. Girl flirts with boy at club. Girl on girl catfight ensues. It's another day in the tangled, demi-gay web of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. (The Blemish)

• The top ten naked babes with guns. (Mr Skin)

• Spitzer prostitute Ashley Dupre is just like you and me, except for the money for sex part. (Fatback)

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November 12, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Is Racially Sensitive

lohanafrica.jpg This past election season, vaginally-freckled labe-licker Lindsay Lohan took to the streets of MySpace to vent her frustrations about Sarah Palin. And the new, improved, teetotaling Lindsay is not giving up her interest in current events now that the election is over. In fact, she bubbled over with excitement during an interview with Access Hollywood about our brand new "colored" president!



Afterwards, Lindsay excitedly chattered about what a wonderful melting pot we live in, and how someday Polocks or Orientals or even crippleds could rule the nation!
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October 08, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo

vanessa_minnillo_eating_pinkberry_sexy.jpg• Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)

• Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)

• Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)

• Madonna bans Sarah Palin from attending her shows. Because Sarah Palin is a really huge fan of Breathless Mahoney and the video for "Justify My Love". (Daily Stab)

• Miley Cyrus makes out with Minnie Mouse. Because that's just how she rolls, man. (Drunken Stepfather)

• David Duchovny and his heat-seeking wang released back onto an unsuspecting pubic. Public. (IDLYITW)

• Lauren Bacall calls Tom Cruise "vulgar", "sick", "ridiculous", and "a maniac". You forgot "short", Betty. (Exposay)

• Nick Nolte's house burned down, and NO, it wasn't because he dropped a doob onto the bed, jerk. (PopCrunch)

• Pete Doherty wants to perform in a rat-filled coffin. When asked for comment, rats said, "Ew, disgusting." (NME)

• A party at the Playboy Mansion inspires Anna Faris to greater heights of promiscuity. (Mr. Skin)

• Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But not forgetting the nipple patches. Damn you, Kristen Bell. (Don't Link This)

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September 11, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: Heroes Hottie Hayden Hoists Hoots

hayden_boobs_panettiere_touch.jpg• Tiny smurfling Hayden Panettiere hoists her wee hooters aloft. (Drunken Stepfather)

• L.A. dudes in bands, hold on to your wieners--Mischa Barton is now single. (Digital Spy)

• Samantha Ronson announces that Lohan's boobs will become Mrs. and Mrs. Ronson soon. (The Blemish)

• Mr. Skin kicks off the Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows list! Will Mama's Family make the cut? (Mr. Skin)

• Rachael Leigh Cook ("'memba her?" - TMZ) still looks adorable, especially in her bikini. (Fatback)

• Garbage girl Shirley Manson is a urinal. You heard us. (Cityrag)

• Naomi Campbell plans to have babies. Great. Ever notice how a rattle is the exact length and weight of a Blackberry? (Derek Hail)

• Everybody wants Tina Fey or Megan Mullally to do a Sarah Palin impression. But Gina Gershon's got it covered, bikini and all. (Yeeeah!)

• Josh Hartnett is the only man alive who plans on suing someone for saying he had hot sex in a library. Dork. (IDLYITW)

• Anne Hathaway's scuzzo ex got sentenced to five years in the big house. And we just got sentenced to 10 minutes of masturbating to Anne naked in Havoc. Everyone wins! (CelebWarship)

• And he shall be forever called Fishdick. (Holy Taco)

• Kanye Wested got arrested. (Bitten and Bound)

• VH1 is working on a new dating show starring Antonio Sabato Jr. You know who's going to be really excited about this? My sister, in 1991. (Seriously OMG WTF)

• Look! We made a list of the "Top 100 Hilarious and Addictive Celebrity Blogs". See, we're not as bad as everyone says. (The Love Coach)

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August 25, 2008

Madonna Is Sticky. Sweet?

madonna_sticky_sweet_tour_squat.jpg So that tour that you've been hearing about for about four years now, the one that Madonna cheated on her husband and ghostwrote all her secrets to promote? It started this weekend. The highlights: Madge wore gross costumes that showed off her ropy muscles and looked like they could at any moment also show off her clap trap; the Britney thing was in there, but it didn't seem very exciting; Madonna pretty much said that John McCain is an evil dictator who will kill lots of people if he's elected; and she seemingly stuck her finger up her twat (first pic below). Fun times. We were hoping that her "outrageous" stage performance would take turn for the G.G. Allin, but we'll take it. Madge's old-lady stomach probably can't handle her own feces anyway.

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April 14, 2008

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Giving Blowjobs)

marilyn monroe in glasses.jpg We all love a celebrity sex tape, right? We would never watch an actual movie involving the likes of Chyna or Screech, but catch them in the act of porking and we will devote hours upon hours of our life to them. But when a sex tape involves one of the biggest stars in history, does it matter that she's been dead for forty-five years? Nah. Not really. The New York Post reports:
Some really like it hot.

In the sordid tradition of peddling raunchy video footage of celebrities a la Paris Hilton, a long-buried sex movie of Marilyn Monroe recently hit the market, a top collector told The Post.

An illicit copy of the steamy, still-FBI-classified reel - 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which the original blond bombshell performs oral sex on an unidentified man - was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million, said Keya Morgan, the well-known memorabilia collector who discovered the film and brokered its purchase.

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-'60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe's sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.

The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.

He never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but Monroe never looks at the lens, said Morgan, who saw the footage.

Morgan said he discovered the film while doing research for a documentary on Monroe, after talking with a former FBI agent who told him about a confidential informant who tipped G-men to the existence of the film in the mid-'60s.

The feds eventually confiscated the original footage - but not before the informant made a copy of it, which is what was just sold by his son, Morgan said.

There are heavily redacted, declassified FBI documents talking about a "French-type" film.

They state the informant "exhibited [to agents] a motion picture which depicted deceased actress Marilyn Monroe committing a perverted act upon a unknown male," Morgan said.

The informant was with at least one mobster at the time, the documents state.

According to the documents, "Former baseball star Joseph DiMaggio in the past had offered [the informant] $25,000 for this film, it being the only one in existence, but he refused the offer.

"Source advised that [redacted name of the mole] informed them that he had obtained this film prior to the time Marilyn Monroe had achieved stardom."

Morgan said he got the deceased informant's name from the former FBI agent who tipped him off to the flick - and was floored after he found the mole's son in Washington, DC, and the man retrieved a film canister from a safe-deposit box and spooled it up.

"You see instantly that it's Marilyn Monroe - she has the famous mole," Morgan said.

"She's smiling, she's very charming, she's very radiant, but she's known for being radiant," he said. "She moves away, and then it [the footage] stops."

Last month, he brokered its sale, leading the informant's son to a wealthy New York businessman who wants to keep this unseemly part of Monroe's past buried.

"He said he's just going to lock it up," Morgan said.

"He said, 'I'm not going to make a Paris Hilton out of her. I'm not going to sell it, out of respect.'"
We wonder what Hoover's investigation into the tape consisted of. Did his operatives slip JFK a sleeping pill before bed and then steal into his chambers with a sturdy ruler, trying to match his member to the one in the film? Or did Hoover don his favorite party dress and lure RFK into a coat closet, where he then took penile photographs for comparison purposes? So many possibilities. Also, we can't wait till it is discovered that the buyer of the reel is actually Lindsay Lohan's newest paramour, and his intentions are to have LiLo recreate the clip to further prove her artistic abilities. more »
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April 11, 2008

Ms. Pammy Goes To Washington

pam anderson fondles her boobs.jpg Sometimes celebrities and politics mix just fine. Ben Affleck seems to have a genuine interest and know just a little bit more than Barack Obama's favorite color. Sonny Bono did a fine job as far as we can tell. But sometimes it's best for celebs to stick to things like slapping their name on a new brand of perfume or not-so-discreetly leaking nude photos of themselves to the press. Because if we were a foreign dignitary and we popped into the White House for a frank chat on foreign policy and we saw a red carpet outside with Pam Anderson, Perez Hilton, and some chick from Laguna Hills or whichever, we'd probably hightail back to our home country and promptly ready an A-bomb. Us Weekly reports:
The Hills' Lauren Conrad and Pamela Anderson are among the celebs on the list to attend the White House Press Correspondents Association Dinner on April 26, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

Like Conrad, blogger (and enemy) Perez Hilton, another attendee, will be a guest of the Bloomberg financial network.

They could hobnob with Ben Affleck, Eric Dane, Tim Daly, Hayden Panettiere and Marcia Cross — all of whom are also on the list, a Correspondents rep tells Us.

Started in 1920, the WHCA's annual dinner has become a Washington, D.C. tradition and is usually attended by the President and Vice President.
We wonder if Pam and Lauren will get to really tough questions at the event, like, "When will this horrible war in Iran end?" and "On a scale of one to ten, how dreamy is Barack Obama?" more »
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September 27, 2005

Senator Fleck?

Sonny Bono, Jesse Ventura, Arnold Schwarzenegger . . . Ben Affleck? God help us, but it’s being reported that Fleck might run for a Senate seat. We’re moving to Italy, because we think we’re better off with Cicciolina. more »
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April 07, 2005

Jenna Bush Got a Big Ole Butt, Oh Yeah

First daughter/wino Jenna Bush is legal now, so hearing tales of her getting hosed at clubs isn't quite as hilarious as it was a few years back. But hearing about GWB's daughter getting hosed and demonstrating her skills at doing Da Butt? Still funny. more »
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December 02, 2004

Stone's Next Dud Will Be Thatcher Bio

The thudding failure of his poorly-scripted, poorly-acted epic about Macedonian conqueror Alexander has taught director Oliver Stone a lesson: stick with what you know: poorly-scripted, poorly-acted epics about modern politicians. Next up: Thatcher! more »
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November 30, 2004

Arnie Feels Bad for Feeling Ladies

Another reason to rejoice and give thanks this holiday season! Millions of women across California and beyond can now safely leave their homes without fear of being groped by governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. more »
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