The evening started off very civilly. Pete and Ashlee had a pleasant conversation with Michelle and her boyfriend for close to 20 minutes, and even showed [Trachtenberg] some baby pictures of [Ashlee's] little boy, Bronx.God, what kind of a world do we live in? A drunken near catfight over Little Petey Wentz? WTF? Drunken catfights between bimbos should be reserved for someone like George Clooney, not the puny MySpace-haired bassist of some emo-rock band. That's like if we went up to someone about to throw out an apple core and started throwing a fit. "No! That's my apple core! It only loves me. It never really loved you. It let me lick on it the whole time you were eating it. It's all mine, mine, mine, you apple-eating whore!"
Things got out of control. An increasingly loud Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance while staring directly at Michelle and hurling insults at her. She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting.
Things reached a climax when Simpson screamed at a confused Trachtenberg, "I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!"
Pete Wentz’s New York City bar, Angels & Kings, has temporarily been shut down for allegedly serving alcohol to minors. New York Police authorities closed the Manhattan East Village bar Friday amid reports that alcoholic drinks had been served to underage customers. The violations have been placed on the bar’s front door stating the venue has been “closed by court order.”Honestly, what do you expect to happen? You open up a venue, blast Gym Class Heroes out the front of it, add a bunch of kids in butt-smugglingly tight purple jeans all texting in a line out front, and 15-year-olds are going to come creeping in. It's like going to Whitney Houston's house and sprinkling crack on her lawn.
A spokesperson for Angels & Kings tells PEOPLE: “There was an outstanding legal issue which the owners are now working to correct.”
. . . another tabloid tattle doubts Wentz is ready to be a father once again: “He loves Ash and Bronx, but he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn’t want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time.”And Ashlee?
“..She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal.”Because if marriage and a baby doesn't seal the deal, just keep crapping out more until it takes. That worked out well for Jon and Kate plus 8.
PARTY animals-turned-parents Ashlee Simpson (above) and Pete Wentz are having trouble with their new domestic lifestyle. An insider told Page Six, "Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home. It's just not working." A rep for Simpson, who's currently spending some alone time with her hubby in Australia without baby Bronx Mowgli, said, "This is not true. Everything is fine in their world."We never thought Ashlee was the type of girl to carefully think things out. When Papa Joe said, "You should have a baby! You would get so much attention. You'd be on the cover of every magazine, and they would give you money to talk about how you got your post-baby body. And if you give it a really weird name people will never stop talking about it. It will be great!" Ashlee probably didn't think past that initial round of publicity. You know, to things like actually taking care of a child. So now she's all, "Little Petey Wentz gets to go to clubs and drink and party and hang out with cool people, and all I get to do is sit here with a stupid baby." And then Bronx is all, "Waaaaaaa!"
Ashlee probably didn't want him telling everyone about getting up to 150 pounds during her pregnancy, but at least he says the weight is “blazing off her—she’s a babe.” A babe with whom he has “an amazing sex life"...and this is where he veers into serious detail overload.While it doesn't exactly translate to crummy, "fat tits and does anal" isn't really considered the height of compliments in our book. Then again, we're not from Texas and don't have pastor parents, y'all!
Their amazing sex life is in part due to Pete’s claim that “Texas girls are fun." He spares no detail about the first time they had sex—including the place, the mirrors and what he was thinking: “Oh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams.”
"We have such a sexual chemistry,” Pete continues (and seriously never stops). “Had we been on this show last year we'd probably be doing it in the green room."
However, now that they have a 2-week-old baby, not so much...yet. Instead, "We do other fun stuff. She's not ready down there."
Other fun facts about their sex life that we probably shouldn't know—but do now—include the specifics of Ashlee’s boobs: "She's a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D." And that she's up for anything (really, anything): "Let's just say my wife likes me to have a good time.”
Early in the interview, he mentions that Ashlee specifically told him, "Don't say anything crummy about me.”
About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.Does he look like new mommy, or mommy's original face? We don't know, but we're hoping he inherited Pete's favorite feature of Ashlee's. Her tits! According to our personal breast friend, Female First:
ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy.
Asked what his favourite feature of Ashlee's was, Pete replied: "I would have to start with the breasts!Hot. OK, and finally, The SimpWentzes have asked Gym Class Heroes member/boyfriend of Katy Perry Travis McCoy to be the child's godfather. CelebWarship scoops the poop:
“I’m so proud,” Travis tells In Touch. “Pete told me I was treading godfather territory and two days later, after I met Bronx and Ashlee saw how good I was with him, it was official.”Because when it comes to guiding youth, who better than a dude with Hall & Oates hand tattoos. God, Ashlee and Pete are such douches. "Douche is the only word that comes to mind when we see their names. It's like in old time cartoons when someone was gullible and taken for a ride and their head morphed into a sucker. Only we picture Pete and Ashlee with nozzled heads smelling of vinegar and mountain rain.
ASHLEE Simpson and Pete Wentz are trying to drum up some cash by selling photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli - but so far, no takers. A celebrity weekly insider told Page Six, "Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well." A rep for Simpson denied it.Some might see this as a huge slap in the face to Little Petey and Ashlee, but we see it as a golden opportunity. If Star and People and the like aren't biting, this just may be the perfect occasion for Alternative Press or Pitchfork to break into the celebrity gossip game at rock bottom prices.
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is so eager to finally give birth that she may induce labor, her sister Jessica Simpson says.We know Ashlee is young and sheltered and a bit naive, but she knows that babies come out vaginas, right, not feet? We're a little worried that she ran into the pregnant man (btw, you can go away now, we're no longer fascinated, thank you) and is now all confused about the birthing process. Sweetie, he has a vagina, just like you. And that is where your little Petey Jr. will emerge from. So maybe you should think about a nice labia massage if you're really committed to getting that thing out of you.
"They're going to have to. It's already developing really quick," Jessica said Monday at a taping of the The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Ashlee – described by husband Pete Wentz more than two weeks ago as due at any moment – has already tried other ways to begin labor.
"Different foot massages and stuff," Jessica told DeGeneres in the show airing Wednesday. "I don't know. I think she's really just jumping around trying everything right now."
The 'Little Miss Obsessive' singer's husband, Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz, was said to have texted his friends on Friday night (14.11.08) telling them the happy news he and Ashlee would soon be welcoming their first child into the world.And on his personal blog, Pete types:
due to breaking news and scheduling conflicts i will not be appearing on larry king live tonight, though i am a big fan of the show and look forward to appearing on it in the future. i also look forward to the chance to continue supporting civil rights and speaking out against the passing of proposition 8 and others like it (im looking at you arizona and florida) whenever and wherever i can.We can only hope that Pete took time away from his child's birth to text and blog. He is the poster boy of the MySpace world, so it's only fitting that he'd whip out his iPhone and twitter the crap out of that, and immediately take the just-birthed infant, cord still attached, and laden with placenta, straight into the bathroom for a pouty and extreme-angle photo shoot.
Ashlee Simpson hosted a Winnie the Pooh-themed baby shower on Saturday (01.11.08).God, that is so not rock 'n' roll! Winnie the Pooh? Bumblebees? Honey pots? OK, maybe honey pots are a little rock 'n' roll, as long as Mick Jagger or someone is sticking his penis into them. We just hope that little Petey Wentz held his own baby shower for just his bros where the dudes gave him pitch-black onesies with pictures of naked chicks on them. If not, this baby is going to be so lame.
The 'Outta My Head' singer - who is due to give birth to her first child later this month - celebrated with 35 guests, including singer-and-actress sister Jessica Simpson, her mother Tina, actress Emmy Rossum and Nicole Richie, who brought her 10-month-old daughter Harlow.
A source at the shower - which was briefly attended by Ashlee's husband, Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz - said: "She was glowing and insanely happy. Pete was so excited too!"
Guests enjoyed a feast of chicken and mashed potatoes, crab cakes, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, jicama salad with grapefruit and a bumblebee-shaped cake before Ashlee was given several gifts, including several outfits from Kitson Kids and a mini-Burton snowboard suit and matching gear.
Ashlee's friends and family were only given the time and location, Los Angeles Bel-Air hotel, early on Saturday morning in order to keep it secret.
The hotel's Palm Room was decorated with yellow and orange roses, and guests were given gifts appropriate to the shower's theme.
A source revealed: "They were given jars of honey, Pooh's favourite food, with custom-made labels that said 'Baby Wentz' and 'Thank You For Celebrating My Life' on them.
"The girls were also given bracelets that had a big bumble bee on them."
"This is the first record we've made that I'll be able to play for my baby. That's a lot more pressure than whatever my record label thinks of it."Well, Pete, we'd say there's a pretty good chance your baby will be born with ears, so those fears aren't completely unfounded.
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz could find themselves facing another round of twin rumors.What the hell is going on. We understand when oldsters like Marcia Cross and Julia Roberts and Nancy Grace and J. Lo have twins because they were lab-created. But Ashlee Simpson is, like, eleven. It's like all her fourth grade dreams of matching her Cabbage Patch Kids in cute identical outfits and calling them Mary and Carrie have come true. Only now they'll be wearing tiny matching hoodies with skulls on them. And they won't come from a cabbage patch, they'll come from this.
Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete's buddy, says that the parents-to-be are expecting not one but two bundles of joy.
“They’re having twins,” Tyga said in an exclusive interview yesterday at the House of Hype’s pre-VMA barbecue. “They’re really happy.”
Either Tyga spilled the beans or he’s repeating an Internet rumor that Pete started earlier this summer. In June, Pete sent the Internet into a tizzy when he referred to his and Ashlee’s unborn baby as “them” during an Arizona radio interview. He quickly denied they were having twins, explaining to blogger Perez Hilton that he was just trying to be vague about the pregnancy.
A rep for the couple insists only one baby is on the way. "It is not true," the rep said of Tyga's twins report.
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.So far, this fetus's father's greatest accomplishment to date (besides being in Racetraitor, of course) is having his ding dong pics leaked to the internet. And its mother is known for having a nose job, lip synching on SNL, and verbally abusing McDonald's employees. So basically we're looking at a future president of the USA or cancer-curer here.
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz"
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married Saturday evening in an intimate ceremony, their spokesperson tells PEOPLE exclusively. “We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends,” said the spokesperson.At various times, we've speculated that the wedding would involve straightening irons, hoodies, and copious amounts of cutting, but the happy occasion actually had a very different theme. According to IMDb:
Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier accessorized with a diamond necklace and earrings by Neil Lane as she and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows in front of 150 guests at her parents’ Los Angeles area home.
Dad Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica served as maid of honor. Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer. Guests included Jessica’s boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, as well as actor Donald Faison with girlfriend CaCee Cobb.
The newlyweds celebrated their new status as husband and wife with an Alice in Wonderland-themed reception, with black beauty roses by Mark's Garden decorating each table. The wedding cake, by Sam Godfrey of Perfect Endings, featured a top hat, a tea pot, a stop watch and a pot of flowers on top.Because nothing says "eternal love" quite like a anthropomorphic caterpillar smoking a bong.
At least someone cares enough to pay cold hard cash for pregnant bride Ashlee Simpson's wedding pics!That's a lot of money to see some guy in a ripped up hoodie and skinny jeans mumble "Yeah sure" in response to "Do you take this woman . . . "
Sources tell us People mag is shelling out "well over" one milllll-ion dollars (yes, as in seven figures) for pictures of Ash and guylinered Pete Wentz. That's probably more than she's made -- total -- from her "singing."
For their part, the mag says, "We're thrilled that celebrities continue to choose PEOPLE as the place to share their most intimate photos. We do not comment on specifics of any deals."
Matthew McConaughey and baby mama Camila Alves are busy doing what all expectant parents do -- fielding million dollar offers for pictures of their kid!The propmaster for the photo shoot may have her work cut out for her, as we're sure little Bud McC will have a toothbrush in one hand and a tallboy in the other. It will be so precious to see how much the little one takes after Daddy.
TMZ has learned that McConaughey has hired "brand agent" Todd Shemarya -- who's already brokered deals for Brangelina and Xtina -- to help pull in some serious dough for photos of his child. So far, Mattyboy's gotten offers from three different publications -- EACH OVER A MILLION BUCKS! And the price is still climbing.
No word if the baby is a boy or girl -- but either way it's gonna be a cash cow. What happened to the bongo drumming, "just keep living" McConaughey we all knew and loved? Guess he's got to find some way to keep paying for all those shirts -- ya know, the ones he never wears.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a "top secret" location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com.It'll be the emoest affair this side of a Taking Back Sunday tour! Those non-invite save-the-date notices were probably sent out via MySpace bulletins. The bride and groom will be taking their own wedding portraits in a bathroom mirror with a point-and-shoot. However, this begs the question: can you put Blingees on a cake?
"Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice," the source told Us.
The rehearsal dinner – described by the source as "an intimate affair" for "family and close friends only" – will take place on Friday.
On Saturday, "all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location," the source explained.
Regarding Simpson's upcoming wedding, her spokesperson told Us: "This is a private matter. There is nothing to confirm."
Ashlee Simpson has a lot on her plate, a new album, a baby on its way and a wedding. The singer is set to have a shotgun wedding next weekend in California to her rocker beau Pete Wentz.You know what? We don't really care if Ashlee and Petey are getting married next week or next millennium, and we also don't care about the occupation of Ashlee's womb. We know gossip has been a little sparse lately, but c'mon! It's bikini season. Where are the dastardly waves plotting to wash away famous ladies' tops? Is Kate Moss the only lady of importance who goes to nude beaches anymore? We appreciate Ashlee throwing us the boob bone here, but knowing that her cavernous casabas come from a need for publicity and not a true love of funbag flaunting sort of ruins it. Plus, she's with Pete. Two boobs in one photo are enough for us.
A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, "The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles."
Our source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Papa Joe is probably busy selling off the wedding info and pictures as we speak so expect to see it in the tabloids Memorial weekend.
Hot couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were the victims of monkey thieves who stole all their designer gear during a recent Costa Rican retreat. The pair was staying at a hotel in the Latin American paradise when things started to go missing from their room.We love how Ashlee immediately jumps to "Of course, I assumed the maid stole our stuff, because that's what low-class servants do, right, stab you in the back after you've graciously payed them a whole $4.25 per hour? But she wasn't even there. I was so confused." But we're guessing that the thievery wasn't undergone by a band of monkeys, but just one simian creature, namely, the monkey Pete used to make out with all the time. He's probably been following the couple around waiting for his moment, and when he spied an unguarded door he snuck in and pilfered some of Ashlee's prized items, muttering to himself (translated from monkey speak, of course), "That'll teach you to steal my man, bitch." He probably also smeared some feces on things, cause that's what monkeys do.
Simpson explains, "We'd go to sleep and we'd wake up, and the maid wasn't even here, but sunglasses, my Sony, my favorite Wireseal hat, all this stuff, my favorite make-up bag (was gone). We were like, 'Where is everything?' We asked the hotel and they said that the monkeys like shiny things.
"That monkey has some serious designer clothes."
“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”Way to deny without denying, Pete. Some sources are reporting that Ashlee is definitely pregulated, some are reporting that she is absolutely not, but we think Yeeeah! has busted the case wide open:
“Coincidentally,” Ashlee’s new album drops in a week, on the same day her shirt line for Wet Seal debuts. The very same album that threatened to be overshadowed by Mariah Carey’s until daddy leaked E=MC2 onto the internet. Coincidentally.Aha! Excellent marketing strategy, Simpson family. We know that when we go to the record store or peruse iTunes.com, the first thing we look for is not songs we'd be interested in or the hot hits of today, but whether or not the artist is under the age of 24 and has allowed an unsheathed penis to ejaculate semen into her vagina. That is the mark of musical ventures worth our cash. True, our CD collection consists of nothing but albums by Charlotte Church, Lily Allen, and Clay Aiken, but hey, at least we're consistent.
"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us."The couple is registered at Hot Topic. Please take a moment to wish them well and purchase them a black KitchenAid mixer covered with studs.
“They definitely weren’t hiding the fact that they were together . . . They were making out a lot and they were pretty intense.”"Pretty intense"? What does that even mean? How does one measure or note such a thing? "The hands dug into the ass with an extra-firm kneading motion." "There was something about the way she freaked him to 'Ridin' that was, I dunno, really urgent." more »
Hot on the heels of Ashlee Simpson and actress Michelle Trachtenberg, we hear Lindsay Lohan has become the latest starlet to hook up with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz. No word yet as to whether she was turned on by Wentz's punching fit during the brawl at his Albuquerque concert Sunday.Does our accuracy and supreme gossip know-it-allness now grant us the right to make up a totally false story about Paris Hilton infecting her monkey with herpes? more »
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