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May 21, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big

• Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. "Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big." (Egotastic)

• Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)

• Tina Turner says that Beyoncé will never be rock n' roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You'll never be polka! Eat that! (Female First)

• Shania Twain has learned an important lesson: don't marry a straw-haired producer of bombastic rock music and live in seclusion in Europe lest straw-haired producer runs off with the manager of your Swiss chateau. Oh, that's a story as old as the hills. When will they ever learn? (Hollywire)

• Every part of Kristen Bell is adorable. Up to and including her wee booty. (The Blemish)

• The Hills's Whitney Port becomes Titney Port when she slipples nipple. (Drunken Stepfather)

• And speaking of Hills douches, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get fingered. (Allie Is Wired)

• Ten Toys that Made You Gay. (Cityrag)

• Joss Stone explores another girl's dental work. With her tongue. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Gossip Girl's Blake Lively cavorts on beach with Penn Badgley. And one of them is wearing a bikini, but we won't spoil it and tell you which! (F-Listed)

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May 15, 2008

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively in a Bikini OMFG LOL WTF BBQ

Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl! GOSSIP GIRL!!!! In a bid to increase our under-21 readership, we're only going to talk about The Hills and Gossip Girl from now on. A good place to start is GG's Blake Lively in a bikini. Unfortunately, the view is somewhat obscured by her onscreen boyfriend Penn Badgley, who appears to have taken his love jones for his costar into the real world.

Ah, looks like old Penn there learned some seduction tips from Hulk Hogan. Only Blake isn't his daughter so it isn't nearly as sexy.

And because nothing complements bikini bodies like a hearty guffaw, here is Blake's older sister Robyn Lively in the cinematic classic Teen Witch.