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• Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)

• Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)

• Mr. Skin takes to the mean streets of Chicago to uncover Hollywood's greatest ass. (MrSkin.com)

• Let's play Kim Kardashian Ass Detective! It's funner than Cootie! (Cityrag.com)

• Peaches Geldof and some indie rocker dude had a quickie wedding in Las Vegas. On their registry: deep V shirts, pocohontas headbands, and cocaine. (CelebWarship)

• Angelina Jolie is Tom Cruise's understudy. (Hollywire)

• Audrina Patridge in a bikini. We recently noted that her last name actually ISN'T "Partridge" and our minds were blown. (Fatback)

• Hey look. It's Marilyn Manson. Or maybe that's Cher. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Hey, Brad Pitt is now the official real dad of Angelina's adopted kids. Hey, people are reporting that she's carrying twins. Hey, whatever. We're finding it more and more difficult to muster up enough enthusiasm to report on the goings-on of Brangelina. Now that they've come clean and admitted their impending infant and couplehood (yeah, we just made a Paul Reiser reference, what of it), we've just lost interest. The thrill of the forbidden is gone. more »