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July 29, 2008
Naomi Campbell Gives New Meaning to the Term "Suck Face"
Psychotically angry supermodel Naomi Campbell recently enjoyed a tropical vacation with her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin. And apparently, she must be getting sick of being known as "the model who beats people" and is turning over a new life as "the model who eats people". The dude next to them is into this chain of events. If his semi is any indication.(Pic via Celebrity Smack)
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June 10, 2008
Spelling Spilling from Womb; Campbell Threatens Same
'Tis the season for fetii to emerge from their wombs of fame. This past weekend, Jessica Alba grunted and pushed forth little Honor Warren, and yesterday, Tori Spelling made like a hen and laid tiny Stella McDermott. OK! sez:
The former 90210 star gave birth to a daughter on Monday, June 9. Stella Doreen McDermott arrived at 3:13 p.m. PST and weighed 6 lbs 8 oz.And in semi-related but way more hilarious and terrifying news, Naomi Campbell says that she's ready to join the infant brigade after recently having a cyst of evil surgically removed from her dastardly ovary. According to Contact Music, Naomi said:
Tori's rep tells OK!, "She's here! She's a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably."
Now I can have a child I would like one. Im even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, Id calm down."Either that or the child will mysteriously have a baby monitor-shaped imprint in his smooshy skull after a bout of prolonged squalling. more »
May 29, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: Hopelessly Devoted to Food
Britney might star in Grease on Broadway. Well, she's certainly got the "grease" part down. (Daily Stab) Mischa Barton is refusing to promote her t.a.t.u. movie. Wonder why. (IDLYITW)
Thank God for Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Samantha Ronson, for it keeps Michael Lohan in the news! (Yeeeah!)
Scarlett Johansson. Naked in a pool. (Egotastic!)
As Hilary Duff's veneers have shrunk, so has her rack inflated. It's magic! (Cityrag)
Mariah Carey dons her most Mimi-est of rags to kick off Japanese baseball season. Man, what a weird sentence. (Drunken Stepfather)
Pamela Anderson returns to form with the best upskirt she can muster. (Taxi Driver)
Angelina and Brad let their children do whatever while they dunk their sleek, genetically superior forms nakedly into their pool. (The Blemish)
Naomi Campbell to trade glamour for the slammer. (Celebitchy)
Bill Murray's wife says he's a drunk and a stoner and a cheater and a beater. B-b-buh . . . but . . . he's the voice of Garfield! (PopCrunch)
April 24, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: A Whole Bundch of Side Boob
Gisele gifts us with the side of her supermodel superbooble. (Drunken Stepfather) All hail the Poshycat Doll. (Daily Stab)
Kids, heed the sad tale of Naomi Campbell's hairline: weave abuse leads to baldness. (Yeeeah!)
Rihanna has a crotch that emits mystical hot pink beams! (Cityrag)
More Mischa Barton titty buttons from Closing the Ring. Now with video! (Egotastic!)
Julia Roberts stinks. (FemaleFirst)
Julianne Moore shows Moore of herself. Namely, nipples. (Fatback)
Billie Piper flashed a peck of freckled poppers. (Hollywood Tuna)
Amy Winehouse spends a night being dainty and demure. (CelebWarship)
Miley Cyrus in a typical MySpace picture pose. I.e., with exposed underwear. (Pop Crunch)
April 09, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy) Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. (Derek Hail)
Sophie Monk: not pregnant, also in a bikini. We've closed that circle of preg nudity. Time to move on now. (F-listed)
Naked WWE Divas will have you putting a chokehold on . . . the steering wheel in heavy traffic! Hahaha, what did you think we were going to say? "Your penis"? Actually, that would have been good too. (Cityrag)
Rob Lowe's former employees made whoopie in his bed! (The Blemish)
Celebs without makeup! LOL! Har de har! Oh, look at Kate Bosworth! Everyone! It's Kate Bosworth without makeup! Let's all point and laugh, because she looks totally, uh, actually she still looks perfect. (Daily Stab)
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis to finally tie the knot. Hopefully she can get on his dental plan now. (PopCrunch)
Move over, crabs in Paris Hilton's pubes! Hilary Duff has a scorpion in her pants! Beat that! (Evil Beet)
Is Maria Sharapova lobbing it into Camilla Belle? Oh, the intrigue! (Fatback)
Toni Braxton is in the hospital. Unbreak her busted heart sac. (Allie Is Wired)
Naomi Campbell got banned. Banned like 2 Live Crew. Banned like slap bracelets in 1994. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
April 04, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish) Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell will come out swinging and hissing and--yes--spitting. (Yeeeah!)
Brandon Davis, alias "Greasy Bear", aka "Fat Elvis", is no longer anti-Firecrotch. He's decided he hates black people and gays way more. (TMZ)
Angelina Jolie at a nubile sixteen! Before the blood, the Brad, the Billy Bob, the babies there was . . . really unflattering 1990s bathing suits with curious sheer cut-outs? (Egotastic)
Mena Suvari's crapper is delectable in a thong. Do we mean "butt" or "toilet"? Click here to find out the shocking answer! (Drunken Stepfather)
Anne Hathaway's boyfriend was arrested for bouncing a $250,000 check. Aw, that could happen to anyone. Oh, wait, we though that said "$2.50 check". (Celeb Warship)
Who wears assless shorts? Gisele Bundchen wears assless shorts. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
I got fingered by Megan Fox (and it felt like a kiss). (Hollywood Tuna)
Lucky Kristen Bell gets to pose on the cover of Cosmopolitan next to the blurb "When Your Boobs Act Weird". (Daily Stab)
Jerry Seinfeld flipped his car. He's OK though, so we can all have a hearty guffaw or whatever. (Holy Taco)
Cameron Diaz is looking very Amazonian in GQ. (Bitten and Bound)
Tom Cruise takes Suri to the playground. Not to play, though. To have a series discussion about SPs and OC Clears. (A Socialite's Life)
February 27, 2008
Naomi Campbell Gets Gutted
Supermodel/incredible Hulk Naomi Campbell underwent emergency surgery in Brazil on Monday night. One would assume that flying to Rio to have mysterious surgery would mean one thing--sex change--but Naomi's rep issued this statement:
"Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital [Monday night] to have a small cyst removed. Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank he doctors who have kindly looked after her."And after the surgery was over, she grabbed the cyst and beat two nurses to death with it.
May 01, 2007
Naomi Campbell Allergic to Alcohol, Being Nice to People
Celebrities have funny ways of owning up to their problems and/or apologizing for the things they've done. There's anger rehab, gayhab, probably even dog-molesting rehab (it would explain where Natasha Lyonne has been hiding all these months). And while we commend Naomi Campbell for not founding the "Cell-phone-throwing Models Rehabilitation Center," her amends seem to be a little weak. According to I'm Not Obsessed, the Cingular chucker said: I choose not to drink today in my life because I find that Im allergic to alcohol. Im not someone thats in denial of my problems and Im not going to lie about my problems and Im not hiding my problems. I have more energy and I have more fun than when I was drinking and I can hang out really late and get up early in the morning with no hangovers and still smile.What's the testing procedure to determine an alcohol allergy? Do you get the skin-prick test with different spirits drizzled in your wounds? And is she allergic to all alcohol? Or does whiskey make her break out in hives while rum only has a sousing effect? Really, we're surprised that she went this route at all, as we would have more likely believed that she was allergic to a special top-secret polymer in all Motorola products, causing her to scream "Get this damn mobile device away from me! It's giving me a rash!" and propel it at top speed any time a cell phone came within four feet of her. more »
January 24, 2007
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Skanky, Backdoor C*nt"
OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox's show and they're gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the "let's introduce a precocious child character" move. Basically, yes, we're likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver. Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she's involved with witchcraft. But her involvement with bitchcraft? Guilty as charged.
Paris Hilton exits a courthouse in a chaste polo dress . . . and although she couldn't resist giving us a little upskirt action, even the panties were innocent white cotton. Way to dress for success.
Tom Cruise continues his sartorial transformation of Katie Holmes from "fresh-faced ingenue" to "72-year-old Nan Kempner at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center Fundraising Gala". Also, her nose looks suspiciously Nicole-esque, suddenly.
Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton relieving losers of their virginity. Best reality show idea ever? Let's call it Skanky and the Geek.
Cameron Diaz gets her post-Timberlakian groove back via a particularly flattering bikini. Feel the magic.
Johnny Depp's babymama Vanessa Paradis: man, that's some kinda smile.
Rachael Ray, always three steps behind the trends, attempts to ride Mel Gibson's/Kramer's coattails to racist remark fame and fortune; thinks Angelina Jolie is a "skanky, backdoor cunt". That's evil . . . or is it EVOO?
Screw the haters, we still approve of luminescent Mandy Moore and nice Jewish boy DJ AM, especially when they are sucking face.
October 26, 2006
CNW Junk Drawer: "The Good Loving You Give Me Every Day"
Angelina and Brad are reportedly adopting an Indian baby as we speak. Because African babies are soooo early-to-mid October 2k6.
Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this mortal world, will someone, anyone, shoot a tranq dart into Naomi Campbell's neck?
Rush Limbaugh accuses Parkinson's sufferer Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his symptoms in a political ad, saying, "He is moving around and shaking, and it is purely an act." Seriously, dude! And remember when Christopher Reeve was tooling around in a wheelchair with a trach tube? Also totally all an act. Fucker was just lazy and tired of walking and breathing. Some Superman!
DJ AM, aka Adam Goldstein, has moved on from Nicole Richie to nice Jewish girl Michelle Trachtenberg. His bubby is so pleased.
For the reasonable price of $100,000, Paris Hilton will come to your New Year's Eve party 3 hours late, sit in a corner and text furiously on her Sidekick for 20 minutes, perhaps flash an assflap or two, then leave.
Sandra Bullock had sexual intercourse on Sunday night.
Federline the Younger is actually named Jayden James. SPF squared, we hardly knew ye.
Tara Reid said that her nipples "looked like goose-shaped eggs". Not goose eggs. Eggs, shaped like geese. Nipples like thin shells with webbed feet and beaks and wings holding albumen and yolk. Yup. That's what Tara Reid's nipples looked like.
Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this mortal world, will someone, anyone, shoot a tranq dart into Naomi Campbell's neck?
Rush Limbaugh accuses Parkinson's sufferer Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his symptoms in a political ad, saying, "He is moving around and shaking, and it is purely an act." Seriously, dude! And remember when Christopher Reeve was tooling around in a wheelchair with a trach tube? Also totally all an act. Fucker was just lazy and tired of walking and breathing. Some Superman!
DJ AM, aka Adam Goldstein, has moved on from Nicole Richie to nice Jewish girl Michelle Trachtenberg. His bubby is so pleased.
For the reasonable price of $100,000, Paris Hilton will come to your New Year's Eve party 3 hours late, sit in a corner and text furiously on her Sidekick for 20 minutes, perhaps flash an assflap or two, then leave.
Sandra Bullock had sexual intercourse on Sunday night.
Federline the Younger is actually named Jayden James. SPF squared, we hardly knew ye.
Tara Reid said that her nipples "looked like goose-shaped eggs". Not goose eggs. Eggs, shaped like geese. Nipples like thin shells with webbed feet and beaks and wings holding albumen and yolk. Yup. That's what Tara Reid's nipples looked like.
July 17, 2006
Naomi Campbell = Taz
According to imdb.com, Hurricane Naomi Campbell has struck yet again, causing a staggering $54,000 worth of damage to her boyfriend's yacht after she had one of her patented conniption hemmorages. We don't know how to tell you this, but . . . kids, we think it's time we put Naomi Campbell down. We know, sweeties, we know, you love your Naomi Campbell and you've had a lot of good times with her. She's been a loyal companion, waiting for you to get off the bus after school, sleeping at the foot of your beds, chasing her Kong around backstage at Yves Saint Laurent. But sweeties, Naomi Campbell hasn't been right for a very long time, and remember when that nice policeman came to our door the other day? Well, it's just best Naomi Campbell go to sleep for a very, very long time so she can't hurt herself or anybody in the community again. more »
May 24, 2006
CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage
Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess skin with scalpels.
Ryan Seacrest pulls a Heather Chandler.
Naomi Campbell "keeps new man quiet". By beating his larynx clean out of his throat with a Sidekick.
Beginning our special cleavage (un)coverage from Cannes: Halle Berry's berries!
Up next: Elizabeth Hurley, trotting out her old girls!
And finally, Alyssa Milano's Micelli mams! A stupendous showing! Props to all!
Michelle Rodriguez is heading back to jail. Must be a dream come true for her.
Michelle Williams's dad was jailed for tax evasion. Maybe he and Lindsay Lohan's father can break out the jug and harmonica and form a prison band.
Penn Jillette and wife name newborn son Zolten, because they want him to grow up to tell fortunes.
Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell names her newborn daughter Bluebell Madonna, because she wants her to be a magical pet rabbit that strips.
Ryan Seacrest pulls a Heather Chandler.
Naomi Campbell "keeps new man quiet". By beating his larynx clean out of his throat with a Sidekick.
Beginning our special cleavage (un)coverage from Cannes: Halle Berry's berries!
Up next: Elizabeth Hurley, trotting out her old girls!
And finally, Alyssa Milano's Micelli mams! A stupendous showing! Props to all!
Michelle Rodriguez is heading back to jail. Must be a dream come true for her.
Michelle Williams's dad was jailed for tax evasion. Maybe he and Lindsay Lohan's father can break out the jug and harmonica and form a prison band.
Penn Jillette and wife name newborn son Zolten, because they want him to grow up to tell fortunes.
Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell names her newborn daughter Bluebell Madonna, because she wants her to be a magical pet rabbit that strips.
April 05, 2006
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Big 200 Pound Lesbian to Kick Her Ass"
Rosie O'Donnell challenges Naomi Campbell to a cage match, saying, "I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass." Normally, our money would be on Rosie, but we hear Naomi has custom-made bedazzled boxing gloves in the shape of hand-held communication devices, so . . .
Natalie Portman: she's Harvard-educated, speaks four languages, acts, dances, saves Jason Bateman's puppy from certain death. Basically, she's like Jesus. Jesus in a thong.
Well, hey there, Megan Mullally of TV's Will & Grace. You go, girl, with your big ole cleavage and your flashing of an actor dressed like a cop and all that. You go, Megan Mullally of TV's Will & Grace.
The fat kid from Stand By Me is engaged to Pepper Dennis.
Oh, that Paris Hilton! What a scamp! Her thrush-encrusted acid tongue is at it again. She says that former BFF Nicole Richie "cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her", and that "she has nothing else so she really wants to do [The Simple Life] but I don't. It's really pathetic that she needs to use my name to sell something because she's obviously not enough," and that Nicole is simply jealous and fame-hungry. Special emphasis on "hungry".
Lindsay Lohan admits to dabbling in Kabbalah, saying, "All of us need something. You have to grab on to whatever gets you through." It's definitely pretty easy to grab a pretty red string when it's on your wrist. You know what else is easy to grab onto? Boobs. Big boobs.
Kate Beckinsale is said to be the forerunner in the race to be cast as Wonder Woman. Her Halloween costume really gave her a leg up on the competition. Does that mean that Lindsay Lohan will soon be cast as a firefighting junkie stripper?
Tom Cruise has a pacifier custom-made for Katie Holmes as an aid to shut her the hell up during delivery. And CelebNewsWire has an adult diaper made for Tom, because we hate his crazy ass.
Natalie Portman: she's Harvard-educated, speaks four languages, acts, dances, saves Jason Bateman's puppy from certain death. Basically, she's like Jesus. Jesus in a thong.
Well, hey there, Megan Mullally of TV's Will & Grace. You go, girl, with your big ole cleavage and your flashing of an actor dressed like a cop and all that. You go, Megan Mullally of TV's Will & Grace.
The fat kid from Stand By Me is engaged to Pepper Dennis.
Oh, that Paris Hilton! What a scamp! Her thrush-encrusted acid tongue is at it again. She says that former BFF Nicole Richie "cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her", and that "she has nothing else so she really wants to do [The Simple Life] but I don't. It's really pathetic that she needs to use my name to sell something because she's obviously not enough," and that Nicole is simply jealous and fame-hungry. Special emphasis on "hungry".
Lindsay Lohan admits to dabbling in Kabbalah, saying, "All of us need something. You have to grab on to whatever gets you through." It's definitely pretty easy to grab a pretty red string when it's on your wrist. You know what else is easy to grab onto? Boobs. Big boobs.
Kate Beckinsale is said to be the forerunner in the race to be cast as Wonder Woman. Her Halloween costume really gave her a leg up on the competition. Does that mean that Lindsay Lohan will soon be cast as a firefighting junkie stripper?
Tom Cruise has a pacifier custom-made for Katie Holmes as an aid to shut her the hell up during delivery. And CelebNewsWire has an adult diaper made for Tom, because we hate his crazy ass.
December 01, 2005
Nicky/Nicole Commingling Sets off Naomi Campbell Crazy Alarm
When was the last time you gave a passing thought to Naomi Campbell? That time that she threw a phone at someone? Or that other time she threw a phone at someone? Or when Russell Crowe threw a phone at someone did you stop and think of her? See, the problem with Naomi Campbell is that she takes out her aggression on the un-famous. We don't really care about her scratching her personal assistant's corneas with a diamond ring or stuffing dirty gym socks down her throat because we just can't visualize it. We like our Naomi Campbell assault victims to have a face. Like Nicole Richie. more »
September 27, 2005
Naomi Campbell Takes Time Out of Busy Phone-throwing Schedule to Defend Kate Moss
We havent mentioned Kate Moss or any sort of fluffy white substance for almost a week now, so we should get around to that. Poor coked-up Kate has lost myriad modeling contracts (Because fashion houses expect their models to stay skeletal on a diet of celery sticks and Camel Lights?), is reportedly spending a little time in the land of Courtney Love (a.k.a. rehab), and is even being publicly defended by Naomi Campbell. And this must truly be a milestone, as we think this is the first time we have ever mentioned Naomi Campbell and not had to say that she threw some shit at someone. more »
August 31, 2005
CNW Junk Drawer: Yoakam? It Damn Near Killed 'im
Gwen Stefani sees herself as a "dorky fat kid". That's funny, because we see her as a creepy transvestite who keeps Japanese girls as pets.
Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and weed.
Naomi Campbell blah blah blah new catfight blah blah punching slapping blah zzzzzzzzzz.
Johnny Knoxville has something in common with Mick Jagger. And it's not 30 illegitmate children or highly kissable lips!
Victoria Posh Spice says she does, in fact, read books. They're just children's books, is all.
Nick and Jessica can barely fake it anymore.
It's kind of a crude, low budget Midwestern version of Gawker Stalker, but we have our first celebrity sighting: a snitchy spy wrote us and said that they spotted Dwight Yoakam at the White Stripes/Greenhornes show in Chicago last night, and that Yoakam was "hanging around the Greenhornes' dressing room for a good hour, calling the band 'my Ohio boys' and eating their Fritos and dip". If you see Yoakam (or, like, Angelina Jolie, or Marilyn McCoo even) at their show tonight, let us know: tips@celebnewswire.com.
Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and weed.
Naomi Campbell blah blah blah new catfight blah blah punching slapping blah zzzzzzzzzz.
Johnny Knoxville has something in common with Mick Jagger. And it's not 30 illegitmate children or highly kissable lips!
Victoria Posh Spice says she does, in fact, read books. They're just children's books, is all.
Nick and Jessica can barely fake it anymore.
It's kind of a crude, low budget Midwestern version of Gawker Stalker, but we have our first celebrity sighting: a snitchy spy wrote us and said that they spotted Dwight Yoakam at the White Stripes/Greenhornes show in Chicago last night, and that Yoakam was "hanging around the Greenhornes' dressing room for a good hour, calling the band 'my Ohio boys' and eating their Fritos and dip". If you see Yoakam (or, like, Angelina Jolie, or Marilyn McCoo even) at their show tonight, let us know: tips@celebnewswire.com.
August 03, 2005
Naomi Campbell Unleashes Fists of Fury, Part 42,298
Yeah, so Naomi Campbell attacked someone last night. Again. We know, we know, big whoop, right? Well, this time she's not cuffing the help; she's pummeling a friend. Can't fault the girl for wanting to mix it up a little. more »
March 30, 2005
Naomi Campbell: Up to Her Old Tricks
You'd think that by now people would realize that "Naomi Cambpell's personal assistant" is only one or two rungs on the career ladder above "human toilet" and "mousetrap tester". And you'd think that by now these assistants would realize that when Naomi is angry and holding a communication device, they should duck and cover. You'd think. more »
February 24, 2005
Naomi Campbell: She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie . . . Cocaine.
In a Primetime Live interview, tyrant Naomi Campbell admits to Diane Sawyer that she did coke for years. Wait, hold up. Naomi Campbell did coke? Naomi Campbell? Are we talking about the same Naomi Campbell, the one who regularly beats the shit out of her assistants in a blind, foaming-at-the-mouth rage? Pshaw, next you'll be telling us that Lindsay Lohan drinks alcoholic beverages or something. more »
January 18, 2005
Usher Dumps Naomi. Naomi Bares Nipple.
What an upset! We thought Naomi would be the one to dump indoor-sunglasses-wearing Usher, but he beat her to the punch and dropped her for being "boring". Apparently, mauling one's personal assistants and creating big hoo-hahs at restaurants just aren't exciting enough to keep Usher interested. Naomi then struck back with the old "Nip slips are the best revenge." more »
December 22, 2004
Naomi and Usher Over ... or At Least Getting There
Was it the assistant-beating? The restaurant wig-out? Is Usher "having a baby with a woman he barely even knows"? Or did he finally figure out that Naomi's certifiably cuckoo bananas? Whatever the reason, the snitty supermodel and the man who looks like a peanut M&M are on the rocks. more »
November 30, 2004
Naomi Campbell Flips Her Weave Yet Again. Yawn.
You know, when you're being sued for smacking the crap out of your third personal assistant, it would be wise to keep a low profile and play the part of the calm, demure, self-contained supermodel. But this is Naomi Campbell we're talking about, and as she throws a snit fit in a London restaurant, she drags singer/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle lookalike Usher into the fray. more »
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