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May 07, 2008

That '70s Boob

If you are anything like us, you often wonder what the world looks like via the eyes of Macaulay Culkin. Oh, to grasp your cheeks in mock horror and shout "AHHH!" while staring into a mirror! Oy, to see what those eyes saw during the filming of Uncle Buck! And, to a lesser extent, to see what girlfriend Mila Kunis looks like naked. Today, our dreams come true, because shots from her upcoming film Boot Camp have leaked. Enlist in Boob Camp, and you will be leaking. After the cut! more »

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June 08, 2007

Mila Kunis Wears Short Shorts

It's been a dire week for Sexy Lady Stories, what with the usual suspects locked up in rehab or actual prison. Now that she's free from jail, it's only a matter of time before Paris Hilton frees her beans or other private regions from the incarceration of her confining clothing, so in the meantime, here are the sexiest pictures we were able to scrounge up today--That '70s Show's Mila Kunis on the set of Forgetting Sarah Marshall (from the same dudes behind the inescapable Knocked Up). These are notable because 1) she's showing about as much flesh as one can while still being fully clothed, 2) she's got those brutal Maxwell/Usher hip troughs, very impressively buff, and 3) those shorts are what we in the biz call "grass-grazers", always noteable. Also notable: her last name, which sounds vaguely like a foreign word for the female reproductive organs. Thumbs up, says Mila. Thumbs up on my grass-grazers, my hip muscles, my Culkin-banging, my pubic last name.

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July 19, 2006

CNW Junk Drawer: The Gayest Day of the Year

• Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis star in the action-packed thriller Escape!!! From the Holy Land!

• Ex-supermodel/ex-Rod Stewart concubine Rachel Hunter shows her punters on the beach. Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.

• Do you want to watch Jessica Simpson gulp down a phallic mouthful of creamy, fluffy froth? You probably do, sure.

• Kirsten Dunst brings in da noize, brings in da fug.

• Christina Aguilera's breasts are covered in this fetching golf-style ensemble, but the scoop neck still manages to caress and cradle them gently, yet conspicuously. Well done!

• Leah Remini says that Suri Cruise is totally real and has dark hair. Katie Holmes is spotted with curiously plasticine blonde baby-like figure. Someone's a lying sack of turds.

• Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl: "If you're Lance Bass, and you're going to the gayest town on the gayest day of the year and going to gay parties, you have to expect something."

• That bandeau bikini top is no match for the speckled flesh globules resting upon Lindsay Lohan's upper chestal region.

• Justin Timberlake is desperate for street cred. Who's bad?

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November 04, 2005

"I'd Feel the Pubis of Mila Kunis"

Mila Kunis. Her voice is like twenty thousand car alarms going off at once, her name sounds like a part of a yak's testicles, and she's shacking up with Macauley Culkin. However, her face and body are like a double rainbow over a waterfall from which baby bunnies and newborn foals delicately sip. We don't know exactly what that means, but Mila's wearing very little on the cover of Stuff this month. more »

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