filed under: Mena Suvari

• Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)

• Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell will come out swinging and hissing and--yes--spitting. (Yeeeah!)

• Brandon Davis, alias "Greasy Bear", aka "Fat Elvis", is no longer anti-Firecrotch. He's decided he hates black people and gays way more. (TMZ)

• Angelina Jolie at a nubile sixteen! Before the blood, the Brad, the Billy Bob, the babies there was . . . really unflattering 1990s bathing suits with curious sheer cut-outs? (Egotastic)

• Mena Suvari's crapper is delectable in a thong. Do we mean "butt" or "toilet"? Click here to find out the shocking answer! (Drunken Stepfather)

• Anne Hathaway's boyfriend was arrested for bouncing a $250,000 check. Aw, that could happen to anyone. Oh, wait, we though that said "$2.50 check". (Celeb Warship)

• Who wears assless shorts? Gisele Bundchen wears assless shorts. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• I got fingered by Megan Fox (and it felt like a kiss). (Hollywood Tuna)

• Lucky Kristen Bell gets to pose on the cover of Cosmopolitan next to the blurb "When Your Boobs Act Weird". (Daily Stab)

• Jerry Seinfeld flipped his car. He's OK though, so we can all have a hearty guffaw or whatever. (Holy Taco)

• Cameron Diaz is looking very Amazonian in GQ. (Bitten and Bound)

• Tom Cruise takes Suri to the playground. Not to play, though. To have a series discussion about SPs and OC Clears. (A Socialite's Life)

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh screened at Sundance the other day. You might not be familiar with the title of this film, because it's generally known by its Sienna Miller-given moniker, The Mysteries of Shitsburgh. Our eagle-eyed Sundance spy sent the following nudity report:

(0:05) Mena Suvari’s breasts are seen as she rides a guy in a bookstore.
(0:51) Sienna Miller gives us some quick breast shots while she’s in bed with Peter Sarsgaard.
(1:03) Breasts and buns from Sienna Miller during sex with Jon Foster.

With a title like The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, we just kind of assumed that it would be about a young girl's quest to uncover the fries that lurk beneath the slaw on a Primanti Bros. sandwich. As it turns out, it's actually the harrowing tale of Mena and Sienna's quest to uncover their T & A. more »

For a couple of years now, we've been hounding the powers that be at the Toronto International Film Festival to add a subtitle to their festival's name. We've sent letters, personalized cupcakes, talking parrots, whatever we could think of. But to no avail. They will not even consider changing the name to the Toronto International Film Festival: We Give You Famous Naked Titties. They may be old fuddy-duddies resistant to change and progress, but they can't argue that that's a pretty accurate description. After the cut, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Mena Suvari, and many more. more »

We spent the greater part of the '90s tweaked out and candyflipping while wearing JNCOs and sucking on a pacifier, so our memory may not serve us correctly, but millions and millions of people saw American Beauty. Therefore we can assume that millions and millions of people have already seen Mena Suvari's breasts. However, after the cut, you will see Mena Suvari's breasts like you've never seen them before. I.e., not littered by Spacey cranium. more »

Surprisingly we're going to have to go with Mena on this one. more »

Do not cry for Mena Suvari. She may have had a rough year, what with her divorce from cinematographer Robert Brinkmann and the bombing of her big-budget dog biscuit Rumor Has It and all, but things are looking up for this tenacious little pixie. Love has a funny way of finding you when and where you least expect it. Like, uh, at a breakdancing tournament. more »

Screw Diff’rent Strokes. You wanna hear about a production with truly cursed cast members, look no further than American Pie. more »