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April 11, 2008

Ms. Pammy Goes To Washington

Sometimes celebrities and politics mix just fine. Ben Affleck seems to have a genuine interest and know just a little bit more than Barack Obama's favorite color. Sonny Bono did a fine job as far as we can tell. But sometimes it's best for celebs to stick to things like slapping their name on a new brand of perfume or not-so-discreetly leaking nude photos of themselves to the press. Because if we were a foreign dignitary and we popped into the White House for a frank chat on foreign policy and we saw a red carpet outside with Pam Anderson, Perez Hilton, and some chick from Laguna Hills or whichever, we'd probably hightail back to our home country and promptly ready an A-bomb. Us Weekly reports:

The Hills' Lauren Conrad and Pamela Anderson are among the celebs on the list to attend the White House Press Correspondents Association Dinner on April 26, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

Like Conrad, blogger (and enemy) Perez Hilton, another attendee, will be a guest of the Bloomberg financial network.

They could hobnob with Ben Affleck, Eric Dane, Tim Daly, Hayden Panettiere and Marcia Cross — all of whom are also on the list, a Correspondents rep tells Us.

Started in 1920, the WHCA's annual dinner has become a Washington, D.C. tradition and is usually attended by the President and Vice President.

We wonder if Pam and Lauren will get to really tough questions at the event, like, "When will this horrible war in Iran end?" and "On a scale of one to ten, how dreamy is Barack Obama?" more »

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December 14, 2007

The Red Vadge of Furrage

More than a year ago, we caught wind of a story involving a garbage-picker finding nudie pics of Marcia Cross in her trash can. Nary a word has been heard since, and we've all but forgotten about the prospect of eyeballing Dr. Kimberley Shaw's fire on the hole until today, when the actual pictures quite suddenly surfaced on the internerd, and lord, but they are surprising. For the last few years, Cross has appeared to be pulled and lifted so flawlessly taut that she appears to have been sculpted out of wax, so imagine our shock to see voluminous copper curls sproinging from her crotch like so many cuckoos out of a clock. We would just assume that someone so uptight would really find sporting a twat toup to be distasteful and unhygienic. Perhaps she grew it out as a helpful measure for the future delivery of her twins. Her skin being whiter than glue and all, her womanly portal might have all but disappeared against the white of the hospital sheets--growing a flaming red bush is kind of like clearly marking the fire exits. more »

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February 22, 2007

Marcia Cross Bree-ds (Get It? Her Character is Named Bree . . . Oh, Never Mind.)

Hey, guess what, Julia Roberts? You're not the only coppertopped actress to crap out premature double infants late in life! In your smug face, Roberts. People.com reports that Desperate Housewife Marcia Cross has popped:

Marcia Cross became a mom on Tuesday, welcoming fraternal twin daughters, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.The girls, Eden and Savannah, who were born at a Los Angeles hospital, are the first children for the Desperate Housewives actress, 44, and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney, 49, who married in June 2006. "Mother and babies are all doing well," says Cross's rep, Heidi Slan.

They say that the names you saddle your children with will shape who they are later in life. So let's all thank Marcia Cross for giving her kids a leg up in the competitive worlds of cheerleading and/or hardcore pornography. more »

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October 30, 2006

Post-Halloween(er) Nudity (Un)Wrap-Up

Halloween tends to bring out the ribaldry in a lot of people, what with all the sexy kitty cat and sexy bunny rabbit and sexy nurse and sexy comptroller costumes around. So this morning, our thoughts turn to sin and we sit idly, twiddling our thumbs and waiting patiently for requisite nip-slip-though-skimpy-costume celebrity pictures to be released. A cursory frisking of the internets has turned up nothing so far, but we have plenty to fall back on; namely, Marcia Cross nudie pics in a Glad bag, Anne Hathaway laying down some baffling rules for getting naked, and Lucy Liu learning the meaning of "European nudity" (hint: it has nothing to do with fine wine or bidets). more »

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June 30, 2006

Marcia Cross Marries "That Guy"

You know how sometimes you go to a movie and it's about an hour and twenty minutes in and you're all wrapped up in watching Wesley Snipes or whoever blow shit up and Matt Damon's about to get the girl but he doesn't know she's a cyborg programmed to blow up the Pentagon and you're full-on in suspension of disbelief mode and you don't even care that you just touched your face with your fingers that have been marinating in semi-viscous popcorn pomade and the zits are brewing and then, THEN, about two rows over, you hear the familiar tinny Nokia melody and the telltale glow of some chucklefuck answering his phone and saying, "Hey, what's up. I'm in a movie. Yeah, it's pretty good. I dunno. I might be hanging out later. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Blah blah blah blah I'm a d-bag blah"? And you think to yourself, "If there is any justice in this crazy, topsy-turvy world, that guy will die alone. Who, in good conscience, would ever love such a fully reprehensible creature?"

As it turns out, we have the answer to that question: Marcia Cross. more »

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June 26, 2006

Here Comes the Botox

For the past week or two all we heard about was the impending wedding of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. And we really didn't care. So what's changed now that they have officially become international superstar and househusband? Nothing really, but as that was really the only thing that happened over the weekend, we thought we'd suck it up for you, our wedding-obsessed wrapped-up-in-lace-with-a-bow-on-top super gay readers. Oh wait, our readers are pervy dirty old men who like to look at twenty-year-old celebrity nipples. Well, fuck, it's too late to find a new story now. more »

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August 16, 2005

CNW Junk Drawer: Winona Gets Itchy Sticky Trigger Finger, Plus: Diddy Diddy Diddy!

• Arnold Schwarzenegger just can't seem to keep his hands off the dames, and now one of his extramarital playmates is claiming that she was paid off by the Enquirer. Listen, if you were married to Skeletor, wouldn't you be blindly grabbing any ripe flesh that happened to pass by?

• Kate Moss's mom has a loving nickname for her daughter's paramour Pete Doherty: Crackhead. Fitting since . . . well, since he just got arrested in Oslo for posession of heroin and crack.

• Winona! Where ya been, girlfriend? Oh, and where'd you get that cute belt? How much did it cos--oh.

• Paula Abdul to return to Idol and thanks her "fans around the world" for their support. Wait, she means these ones, right?

• Puffy Sean John Diddy P. Combs Daddy is now just "Diddy". He says the new name is "more rock n' roll" and we agree. Just saying "Diddy diddy diddy!" makes us feel like we're in Mott the Hoople!

• Marcia Cross is frigid.

• Britney sez: screw the homeless, screw poverty, and triple screw AIDS; I'm putting my cash towards more red string thingies for toddlers!

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April 05, 2005

Desperate Divas: Trouble A-Brewin'

Awriiiight! It's been awhile since we've had any good Desperate Housewives juice, but today, we woke up and found that the oranges done got squeezed and we can proffer a fresh pulpy glass. Two words: cat and fight. more »

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March 08, 2005

Marcia Cross: Still Not Gay

Hollywood lesbian update: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are still all sorts of blonde, gay, and in love; Marcia Cross is still not gay yet still not sleeping with men. C'mon, Marcia, you're never going to fool anyone by being celibate. Take out a pretty boy once in a while and make us wonder. Even Rock Hudson had a beard. more »

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February 09, 2005

Marcia Cross Kinda Sorta Not Gay Maybe

At this very moment our hearts are breaking. Just two short days ago we brought you our favorite rumor in ages, and now our hopes are being smashed like that sad little puppy our older brother stepped on to make us cry. Marcia Cross's spokeswoman says that her client definitely likes her some penis. more »

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February 07, 2005

Lezperate Housewives

The eagle eyes over at Defamer recently pointed us to an interesting little thread at The DataLounge claiming that someone on the cast of Desperate Housewives will be coming out of the closet via an exclusive cover story in The Advocate. The post was originated by someone who claims to work for ABC, but the validity of rumor is totally questionable. But who cares about validity? This gossip had us so excited over the weekend we could barely leave the house to get piss-drunk and watch some sports-type thingy. more »

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