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We miss Mandy Moore. We will see every one of her movies, no matter what. Even if we have to sit through Diane Keaton being turned into an insufferable harridan or Robin Williams laboring under the false pretense that he is funny, it will be worth it. She is a ray of light wrapped in rainbows riding a pegacorn followed by a pumpkin coach full of fluffy kittens and melodious songbirds. And even if—and we're serious about this—she were to do the unthinkable and star in a movie opposite Dane Cook, we would see it. That's just how much we love Mandy Moore. So even though we're undecided on DJ AM (he dated Nicole Richie when she was friends with Paris Hilton, so he has a bit too much skank-by-association for our taste), we're happy to hear they're back together. Reports Celeb Warship:

Although they ended their two month relationship in 2007, Mandy Moore and DJ AM are reportedly dating again. A source told Us Weekly the pair reunited shortly after DJ AM’s September Learjet crash.

“It’s back on,” a DJ AM source says in the newest issue of Us Weekly.

“Since the accident, it’s blossomed into something again.”

Moore, 24, rushed to DJ AM’s side after the September 19 plane crash that left him with burns on his arm and scalp, injured Travis Barker, 32, and killed four others.

Continues the insider, “Mandy said, ‘I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.’”

Says a second DJ AM source, “When you go through what Adam went through, you need people you love and people who love you. He will never stop loving her.”

Mandy and DJ AM made their first public appearance together at the October 18 Friendly House event in Beverly Hills. A witness said, “He was holding her hand, and they were rubbing each other’s backs.”

This is the part where we're supposed to say something snarky, right? Well, screw your celebrity-gossip-blog expectations! We could never say a harsh word about Mandy, and now that DJ AM once again sees that she's the pinnacle of joy and love, he becomes immune from our celeb deriding wrath as well. So mazel tov to you, Mandy and AM. Plus, now that we've seen how truly low Mandy's taste in men can go (we're looking at you, Ryan Adams), DJ AM seems like a right good chap. more »

Here at CelebNewsWire there are a few things that we love unconditionally, that never let us down. Fruity Pebbles, Cate Blanchett, and a couple of broads named Moore—Mandy and Julianne. So when someone screws with these things, we take great personal offense. Especially when the jackhole screwing with one of these things is disturbingly prolific (seriously, dude, not every song needs to go on a record) starlet fucker Ryan Adams. Reports Page Six:

HUNDREDS of hipster girls may swoon over indie rocker Ryan Adams, but our spy says the grungy guitarist, who has an aversion to bathing, is a jerk. "He was really nasty to (ex-girlfriend) Mandy Moore. He would always pick on her and say the meanest things. Like he had to tear her down to make himself feel better. And he's so narcissistic it's unreal. He constantly Googles himself and is obsessed with what people say about him online." A rep for Adams said, "I don't think any of that stuff is true. He was really super-good to [Moore], and he just felt it didn't work out. That's a bunch of nonsense."

Look, Mandy, you are a lovely, gorgeous woman. You seem like you'd be super nice and really fun to hang out with. We could go shopping at Forever 21 together and then get a couple of Orange Juliuses and cruise the mall, hoping to find cute boys, but really just laughing at all the teenagers with their super-high-waisted jeans and fedoras. But in between these fun times we would sit you down on the half wall outside of Auntie Anne's and have a serious talk with you about your choices. First, you deserve better than Because I Said So. And second, and probably more important, stop dating jagoffs. Wilmer Valderrama? Zach Braff? Ryan Adams? This has got to stop. If you continue down this path, you'll end up one of three places: Brett Ratner, Brandon Davis, or Cisco Adler. And you deserve better than (both literal and figurative) giant ballbags. more »

• Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)

• Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)

• It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)

• Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)

• Kelly Brook is back together with your friend Billy Zane. (F-listed)

• Lily Allen once sang that she wanted to see you smile. Today, the dream becomes reality as shots of her cliff-diving topless emerge. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Some skintage flesh! Tricia Helfer nip slip circa 2007. Battlestar Galac-tit-ca. (Fatback)

• The new cast of 90210 revealed! That one was for all of our under 12 and gay readers. (Bitten and Bound)

• How I Met My Emo Lover, by Flashlee Simpson. (FemaleFirst)

• Another kind of "bump" for Britney. (Daily Stab)

• Shia La Beef on La Zit Cream. (Celebitchy)

• When scabies met impetigo: a tender love story featuring Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty. (Seriously OMG WTF)

• Amy Smart has a well-padded poon. (Taxi Driver)

• Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)

• Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)

• And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)

• Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. (The Blemish)

• Famous nipples met flash, and a beautiful friendship was borned unto us. (Cityrag)

• Leelee Sobieski is packin' mad mammage. (Daily Stab)

• Jessica Simpson navigates metal grate in stilettos. Hilarity ensues. (Egotastic!)

• Eva Mendes shills for Campari. Up next, CelebNewsWire promotes Alize and Blue Nun! (Derek Hail)

• Rihanna and Josh Hartnett are doin' it: their babies will be large of forehead and beady of eye. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Which is causing poor Shia the Beef to marinate himself in a nice vodka rub. (PopCrunch)

• Rebecca De Mornay? No, Rebecca Dui Mornay. (TMZ)

Mandy Moore puts a song in our hearts and a spring in our step. We imagine that she wakes up each morning and has a precious army of twittering bluebirds that dress her in silky finery before she starts her day with organic whole grains and locally-grown produce. And then she leaves the house, says "pigfucker" a lot, and licks a stripper pole. Huzzah! Our gossip life coach, FemaleFirst, reports:

Mandy Moore has rid herself of her good girl image by grinding against and licking a stripper pole.

The brunette singer-and-actress, who is renowned for her squeaky clean image, sexily gyrated round a silver pole during an interview with online celebrity gossip columnist Perez Hilton.

Mandy - who also continuously swore throughout the segment for the journalist's VH1 show got so randy she even ran her tongue along the pole at one point, as Perez jumped and screeched in the background.

It's kind of like seeing a Brownie smoke a cigar, or a panda bear giving the shocker. This being the age of the Youtubes, there is, of course, video (at TMZ), so you can watch Mandy gleefully bark the f-word and get poled without having to see P. Hilton's kicky retro shaved Vanilla Ice brow. more »

Yesterday we saw pictures of Mandy Moore and John Mayer, presumably on a date. We weren't too happy about the prospect of Mandy getting Jessica Simpson's secondhand cooties, especially after the horrible luck she's had with men in the past, but we weren't sure whether we otherwise condoned the coupling or not. Turns out we're not going to have to trouble our pretty little head about it, as Mayer's now supposedly dating Cameron Diaz. What can we say, he likes 'em leggy. Page Six reports:

WHEN John Mayer was snapped having lunch with Mandy Moore at La Esquina on Tuesday, it sparked rumors of a love match between them. But Mayer has his sights set on a more glamorous Hollywood gal - Cameron Diaz. The same day, Mayer took Diaz to an intimate, late-night dinner at Lafayette Street eatery Indochine. "They were very playful and cozy," said a fellow patron, who reports they ordered cocktails and "lingered over dessert." Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, "met years ago at a concert," according to a friend of the leggy actress. "Their relationship just started, though." Diaz split with her longtime boyfriend (and younger man as well) Justin Timberlake late last year, while Mayer is coming off his brief whirlwind with bubble-headed Jessica Simpson. As for Moore, who showed up alone to the premiere of "Dedication" at the Chelsea Cinemas that same night, we hear she's dating San Diego-based singer/songwriter Greg Laswell. Reps for Mayer and Moore declined comment.

But lest you think that Mandy is being two-timed again, she told Extra:

Oh my goodness. John and I have been friends for years, no romance.

Thanks, Mandy, for so deftly illustrating how different you are from Cameron. If Cam opens her mouth she's likely to burp the entire alphabet for onlookers' amusement or stuff a greasy cheeseburger into it in three bites, whereas when Mandy opens her mouth phrases like "oh my goodness" come out. They're like Balki and Larry, those two. Night and day.

Recently, we were racking our brains to try and figure out which, if any, stars we have not or refuse to mercilessly rip into on these pages. After much soul-searching and many Zimas, we were only able to come up with two names: Cate Blanchett and Mandy Moore. The former is too classy and lovely and level-headed, and Mandy? Hey, man, all we're saying is that sometimes when we listen to our 45 of Barry Manilow's "Mandy", we pop in our worn DVD of Chasing Liberty and hug our knees and rock and cry because she is so nice and so good and so true and we are so mean and bad inside. Here's Mandy in a bikini (and here are a million more, too), radiating Snow White-like innocence and down-home approachability. Look at these pictures and you will doodle her name in bubble letters on the side of your trig text. And also masturbate.

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