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Hulk Hogan is fast becoming the new Papa Joe Simpson. Actually, scratch that. Hulk has surpassed Pops Simp. At least--and this is probably the first sort-of-nice thing we've ever said about him--Joe didn't ditch his wife to hook up with some young'un who looks just like Jessica. Fox News brings us a tale about Hulk keeping a close watch on Brooke in a bikini getting ogled by Maxim's cameras:
Hulk Hogan makes no secret of the fact that he's ultra-protective of his 20-year-old daughter, Brooke Hogan, but he took things one step further when he turned up to her sexy magazine shoot for men's magazine Maxim in April, a source told Pop Tarts.
The July issue features the blonde beauty with a "come hither" expression as she's poised on beachside rocks in a bikini top with her tight jeans undone.
An insider told Pop Tarts that Hulk's appearance was a surprise to those on the set, and that he came to supervise and ensure his baby girl didn't flash too much flesh. But judging by the super-sexy outcome, we don't know how pleased daddy will be.
But Brooke claims that's just how daddies show their love, along with massaging Coppertone into daughter dearest's plump, womanly butt cheeks. Of those now legendarily creepy pics, Brooke defends old pops by saying:
I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!
Ah, diapers! That's the key to this mystery. Hulk isn't a perv; he just has a fetish for rubbing slippery substances onto human butts. Johnson's baby oil for the infants, SPF 30 for the grown-ups. We just don't want to know how far that fetish can be pushed when the recipient didn't spring from his DNA.
If you like looking at Brooke as much as Hulk does, visit Maxim for more pics.
Anybody else donning a bra, visible panties, stranglingly tight micro mini skirt, and corsetesque type gear in a men's magazine = raunchy city. Ho town. Masturbationburg. Kristen Bell wearing all this stuff in FHM UK = darling. Precious. Sweet as pie. When Carmen Electra or whoever appears on the cover of Maxim in similar stuff, grocery stores put butcher paper over it. But when it's Kristen Bell, they put the magazine display next to the baby food. We hear that Kristen's in talks with a children's book publisher to have these photos replace the illustrations in Goodnight Moon.
It's well documented that we here at CelebNewsWire are not the biggest Denise Richards fans. But we are also professionals who are willing to set aside our personal feelings when faced with hard news. Oh, wait, we meant "faced with hard penises." Because Denise Richards showing off her sacks for Playboy has a lot more to do with hard penises than hard news. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
Denise Richards is considering another romp for Playboy magazine.
The sexy star bared all for the men's magazine in 2004 and now her marriage to Charlie Sheen is over, the actress is thinking about making a return.
She tells AOL.com, "It's still a possibility. It's so iconic and fun."
And Richards admits she quite liked the attention she got after posing naked for the publication four years ago.
She adds, "I think that my niche is as a sex symbol. I'm never going to be the girl next door, so why not play up my niche?"
Holy shit, she's planning on showing her niche? That's awesome. We thought we'd only get tits.
And to verify that Denise likes you looking at her hooters, here she is admiring herself on MrSkin.com:
Sexy Jennifer in a movie: there can be only one. Woe unto to those other Jennifers who encroach on her cinematic territory with their shiny hair and taut thighs! According to Life & Style, via Celebitchy, Jennifer Aniston barred costar Jennifer Connelly from a recent mag cover shoot.
Connelly… will not be included in an upcoming cover shoot for Marie Claire magazine that will feature Aniston… and her other co-stars from the October comedy, Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin. “Word is, Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover,” says an insider familiar with the movie’s shoot. “It was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible.”
So what’s Jen’s beef with [Connelly]? While Aniston’s rep denies that there’s any discord between the actresses, they just didn’t hit it off, says the insider: “There was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didn’t seem like friends in the slightest.”
Aw, look, the wicked stepmother won't let Cinderella come to the ball with her and her daughters. Only Cinderella Connelly doesn't need glass slippers or a pretty dress designed by rodent helpers to snag the title of Prettiest Princess in the Land. Because Cinderella Connelly has another magical trick up her sleeve. The enchanted double dong dildo. Covered in fairy dust and shimmering lube. Only watch out--at midnight, it turns back into a zucchini. Eat shit, Aniston! more »
• Brittany Snow not naked, but well-versed in cock and ball torture in On the Doll! (Fatback)
• In case you were wondering if Pam Anderson's nipples were still inching their way towards her armpits, the answer is a resounding yes! (Taxi Driver)
• Abigail Clancy: dumpy name, glamorous naked boobs in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Despite her assertions to the contrary, Jessica Alba is most definitely shopping around pics of her baby. (Cityrag)
• Awwww. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, happy and hugging. Not as exciting as groaning and fingerblasting, but we make do with what we're given. (Yeeeah!)
Being Americans and all, we're not exactly sure what this Nuts magazine is all about. Going by the title, one might assume that it was a testicle fetish thing, but using our amazing powers of deduction, we can infer it's mostly about Keeley Hazell's gargantuan breasts. Thus, they should call it Chest Nuts. Or maybe Cat Fancy, that's a nice name.
Step into the cut to fill your eyes with front butt! more »
That Cameron Diaz, she's on the cutting edge. She's always saying stuff that just blows our mind, like, "Grass is green," "Kittens are cute," and "Sex is the best." Seriously, who does this girl think she is? It's going to take a lot more than a pretty face to make us question our core beliefs of grass is purple, kittens are hideous, and sex is torture. Maybe if Cameron were to tell us these things in person, while demonstrating just what makes sex the best, maybe that would convince us. People reports:
Nearly 18 months after her break-up with Justin Timberlake after they were together four years, Cameron Diaz is loving her view of the dating scene.
"Men are the best!" the What Happens in Vegas star, 35, tells InStyle for its June issue. "Sex is the best!"
And when it comes to seducing her men, Diaz says she prefers an outfit that accentuates her natural resources: a pair of heels and nothing else.
"You don't walk around naked?" she asks innocently.
Despite the April death of her father Emilio (the interview apparently took place before the sad event), Diaz – who once professed to thinking she'd be married and a mom by the time she was 22 – terms this a "good year," adding, "Yeah, I'm happy."
As for the prospective Mr. Right, "You don't want the men who want the 25-year-olds," she says with a laugh. "People think if you're single, you are incomplete. No. The thing is, I don't want to be in a relationship that makes me incomplete."
So Cameron really likes sex. You hear that, Justin? We bet Jessica Biel has never made such a bold statement. No, she's probably the "Hurry up, I've gotta walk the dog" type. more »
Your wedding and baby photos: You pay $3.79 at the Walgreens photo kiosk for a stack of glossy 8x10s. Famous people's wedding and baby photos: Magazines pay them millions of dollars to run the images for the whole world to see. That hard-won managerial position at Hot Topic seemed like a pretty sweet gig last week, didn't it? But to think, if only you were Pete Wentz, People magazine would pay you $1 million to show off your MySpace hair on their pages. That's a sweet gig. TMZ reports:
At least someone cares enough to pay cold hard cash for pregnant bride Ashlee Simpson's wedding pics!
Sources tell us People mag is shelling out "well over" one milllll-ion dollars (yes, as in seven figures) for pictures of Ash and guylinered Pete Wentz. That's probably more than she's made -- total -- from her "singing."
For their part, the mag says, "We're thrilled that celebrities continue to choose PEOPLE as the place to share their most intimate photos. We do not comment on specifics of any deals."
That's a lot of money to see some guy in a ripped up hoodie and skinny jeans mumble "Yeah sure" in response to "Do you take this woman . . . "
Also raking in the big bucks for doing a whole bunch of nothing: Matthew McConaughey. TMZ again:
Matthew McConaughey and baby mama Camila Alves are busy doing what all expectant parents do -- fielding million dollar offers for pictures of their kid!
TMZ has learned that McConaughey has hired "brand agent" Todd Shemarya -- who's already brokered deals for Brangelina and Xtina -- to help pull in some serious dough for photos of his child. So far, Mattyboy's gotten offers from three different publications -- EACH OVER A MILLION BUCKS! And the price is still climbing.
No word if the baby is a boy or girl -- but either way it's gonna be a cash cow. What happened to the bongo drumming, "just keep living" McConaughey we all knew and loved? Guess he's got to find some way to keep paying for all those shirts -- ya know, the ones he never wears.
The propmaster for the photo shoot may have her work cut out for her, as we're sure little Bud McC will have a toothbrush in one hand and a tallboy in the other. It will be so precious to see how much the little one takes after Daddy.
Jessica Alba says sex ain't no big thing. She thinks everyone should be able to have sex with whoever they sex. If men can sex with sex when they sex, women should sex whoever they sex sex sex sex sex sex. Sex think sex covers sex. People brings us the scoop on Jess's totally sexy sex interview for Allure. Sex.
On Her Steamy Public Image: "[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that's what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s--- about all that stuff! It's nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!"
On Owning Her Sexuality: "I don't think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that's when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud."
On Sex Before Marriage: "I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they're having sex. I don't think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it's acceptable."
We get it. Now that Jessica's all knocked up and only desired for her massive milk-filled maracas and not the whole hotness package, she's feeling undesirable so she's all like, "Hey! Look at me! I'm still hot. And I like to have sex. A lot. With anyone I feel like. I'm like a man. Only super duper super hot. LOOK AT ME!"
Oh, and of course, when you think sexy you immediately think Charlie Chaplin, right? You are so like Jessica Alba! She dressed up as the Little Tramp to showcase her rocking bod. Because tramps like to have sex, therefore Chaplin is sexy. Is that the reasoning here? Because our only other guess is that Allure's costume closet was robbed and the only get-ups left were Charlie and Minnie Pearl. In which case, way to blow it, Jess, on the sexier of two choices. more »
Eva Mendes recently graduated from rehab, and she wants to make damn sure we all know that she is 100% OK. According to various academic texts like the Bible, Introduction to Modern Physics, and Choose Your Own Adventure #45: You Are a Shark, the best way to do this is by showing your boobs. Eva did just that in the latest issue of Italian Vogue. After the cut, jugs! Jugs filled with sobriety! more »
In case you were wondering what award-winning actress Keeley Hazell has been up to lately, the answer is "the usual". The usual being two gigantic, succulent skin domes filled with a milky fluid. Underneath the word "NUTS". Good luck with that whole masturbating thing!
After the cut, the boobs sans the word "splendid" over them. more »
Some people live by the gun and die by the gun. Not us. We live by People and die by People. We float, directionless, every week until that glossy mag appears in our mailbox and teaches us exactly how Eva Longoria safely gets her bronze glow, to relay a tender tale of how a family schnauzer saved a 92-year-old woman, and that always hilarious "Oh Baby!" picture* of some irrepressible little moppet. So we're happy to report that the annual People's 100 Most Beautiful list is out. Finally, we have a sanctioned list of acceptable celebrities whose faces we will now masturbate to, which includes Kate Hudson, Sarah Silverman, the cast of Gossip Girl, Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher, Julianne Moore, and Rumer Willis. Rumer Willis! Someone famous simply for being the offspring of Ashton Kutcher's wife and the guy who did the Return of Bruno record! Good God, you have brought shame upon the once-respected institution of the Most Beautiful list!
* So that's the Enquirer. Whatever. But doesn't the uplifting message of toddlers with birthday cake all over their mugs just scream People? Or at least Baby Bukkake Monthly.
You'd think that after coming face-to-cervix with Britney's and Lohan's ham tunnels, we'd maybe be a little jaded about a vaguely "sexy" picture of a teen starlet. You'd think that, but you'd think wrong, because apparently a brou-ha-ha is brou-ing over some topless shots of Hannah Montana that appear in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. In the accompanying article, Miley Cyrus says,
“I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.… And you can’t say no to Annie. She’s so cute. She gets this puppy-dog look and you’re like, O.K.”
However, now that the mag is out, Miley isn't singing a happy song (lookit that clever play on words. We learned that from Star!):
“I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”
Disney's statement:
“Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.”
Oh, kind of like how a fifteen-year-old is manipulated into selling lunch boxes and Trapper Keepers and $1000 concert tickets? Yeah, kind of like that. Anyway, we don't really see the big deal about the pictures. She's showing 1/3 of her back. The last time the public got this worked up over so little skin, it was in 1906, when Gibson Girl model Hattie Mae Brunfield went to the nickelodeon sans swan-bill corset and with a sleeve rolled up to bare one delicate, ivory elbow. And lo, how we swooned with outrage!
The next time your girlfriend or wife asks you, "Do you think I'm sexy? Am I the sexiest woman in the world?" you have the right to answer "no" and feel good about it. Because your wife or girlfriend is not the sexiest woman in the world. Megan Fox is. And when your wife or girlfriend expresses her disgust, you can just be like, "But honey! FHM said! FHM said!" And then she will take the magazine and beat you about the nards with it. But enough romance! FHM has, indeed, come out with their annual "Sexiest Woman in the World" poll, and the top ten are as follows:
"Sexiest Woman in the World" is a pretty broad--not to mention bold--category. Notice that all the actresses on the list are American or British. Right now the hottest woman of the Mursi tribe in Ethiopia is pretty pissed at her dis. She has the biggest lip plate of all!
Here are some pictures of the Foxy Ms. Fox with a . . . fox. And, uh, some other beasts.
The celebrity weeklies are just desperate for Britney Spears to drop a crapload of pounds and roll back her image to 1999 like she's the Wal-Mart smiley face. We saw where that got OK! a few weeks ago, namely, repurposing a five-year-old photo. Now Star is grasping as Slim Fasts, begging us to believe them when they whine: "She's in a bikini, that must mean she's thinner, right? Only people on diets wear bikinis, so she must be stuffing her cakehole with whole grains and leafy greens, not Hot Pockets, right? Right? Please?" Although they hold it together long enough to say this:
Britney Spears has been dieting and working out — and it shows!
In the new issue of Star, we have world exclusive photos of Britney rocking her hot new bikini body at a Malibu beach.
And while she's not there yet, she has dropped 20 pounds, the cellulite is gone and her dancer's legs are back!
Unless Star is pulling some whacked out Merlin shit on us and when we open the mag to the appropriate spread her pictures will magically transform before our eyes, with the pounds miraculously melting from the page, we just don't see it. How is this body any different than the one we've been staring at every damn day for the last year and a half? Is it because her bikini covers all of her personal private areas and isn't in any way see through? Is that what they mean?
P.S. Leave the damn girl alone already. She looks fine. She does not need to look like Nicole Richie to gain CelebNewsWire's love. In fact, we'd prefer it if she never looked like Nicole Richie. That would be gross. more »
• Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
• Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
• Debbie Gibson got a restraining order against her stalker, who sounds like a real Electric Douche. Haw haw haw! (Celebitchy)
• "Deer dairy. today i went down and used the terlet at the Cogo's on wilshur bulevard. i plum fergoted my pantys inside! then i pixed up a parperppupozee parparotzy man and kissed on him. rainbows r pritty!!!!!111" Britney Spears has video diaries and they may be released, woo hoo! (Hollywire)
• John Mayer's body is a wonderland. A wonderland of cliche tattoos like koi fish and waves and blooming flowers. (Cityrag)
• Evan Rachel Wood's transformation into boyfriend Marilyn Manson is complete. Excellent. Release the bats! (CelebWarship)
• Bret Michaels says that "My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer." And all this time we thought it was Britney's castoff weaveage sewn onto a bandanna. (ONTD)
• Pictures of Pete Doherty in jail. Hair product fashioned out of leftover butter pats. (Dlisted)
If it's always been your dream to see Jessica Simpson topless, a thick coating of creamy, white, viscous, frothy glop squirted all over her face, then your ship has finally come in, big guy! Of course, said glop is not the wiener broth of your dreams, it's some Axe shave foam, and the toplessness carefully has the nipples cropped out. However, if your other secret desire is seeing Jessica Simpson in a wet, THO-inducing corset get-up blowing a stream of water out of her mouth like a fountain featuring spitting cherubs, then this is definitely your lucky day. Of course, this also means that you probably have a fetish for marine mammals that shop at Frederick's of Hollywood. Man, you should see that store when they have their annual Blubber Bra Blowout Sale. Porpoises pushing baleen whales out of the way to get to the underwire. Leopard seals with 20 thongs piled on each forelimb. Three camisoles for a bucket of krill! Mee-yow! I mean, bark bark bark aoaoooeeeeeoooiiiiieeeeonnoooooo.
Jamie Lee Curtis is cane-shaking mad that a bunch of old people saw her bare shoulders and thought that she was naked and probably got shrively old boners from the thought of her boobs. She's also mad at herself for actually showing off her moons over her clammy in a movie when she was a young'n. You know why? Because it upsets the children to know that mommy used to be more than a board-game enthusiast and the star of Beverly Hills Chihuahua. IMDb reports:
Actress Jamie Lee Curtis is upset with editors of over-50s magazine AARP for turning a cover shot of her wearing a strapless dress into a nude controversy. The Freaky Friday star admits she was shocked when the harmless photo was cropped to make it look as if she was topless on the cover of the new issue of the publication - because she was actually just baring her shoulders. Appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show on Monday, Curtis revealed all about the scandal, confessing she's upset to think people actually believe she'd pose topless for a magazine. Holding up a copy of the publication, she fumed, "Isn't it fascinating that this constitutes being naked. What the 'f' are we talking about? In my world, this is called strapless. And yet they had to sell this magazine; I didn't go around saying I was topless." The actress insists she'd never go topless, and regrets the times she has bared her breasts in the past. She adds, "I have a 21-year-old daughter in college and a 12-year-old son; if I could take back Trading Places today I would because I didn't know I was gonna have a child... when I was 21 and I exposed my breasts in a movie."
Why are you only upset about your Duke & Dukes in Trading Places, Jamie Lee? It doesn't rattle your dentures to know that you were also naked in Love Letters, Grandview, U.S.A., Perfect, Blue Steel, and The Tailor of Panama? Oh, we get it. You're not upset about those because no one saw them. It's only embarrassing to be naked in a movie that airs on TBS every Saturday afternoon, not one you can find on video in the 99¢ bin at Wal-Mart. more »
As far as fetishizing body parts goes, it's been 1871 for a long time in America, with everyone salivating like a horny cartoon wolf over colossal asses. Only instead of crinolines and bustles, we have surgical butt cheeks implants. And so alas, the poor leg man of yore has fallen by the wayside. But here's some cheesecake for the gam lovers: it's Cameron Diaz, stomping in on her towering pegs! Watch in wonder as she splays her oiled-up pair for GQ UK! Cower before her! Quake with humility!
And then scratch your head after reading "right now, I'm not done cookin'" and wonder when Cameron Diaz turned into Matthew L-I-V-I-N McConaughey.
We are very excited about this whole Scarlett Johansson nipple thing, honest we are, but we feel that Scarjo's sheer bazoomyness is detracting from today's other fantastically racked lady, Keeley Hazell. What's that you say? You've never heard of Keeley Hazell? Sure, she's British and her only film role to date was in Cashback, a movie few people saw, but that's really no excuse. You have no business perving on these internets if you are not willing to seek out new and exotic breasts. And, boy, has Keeley got some great ones. Mr. Skin even named hers Best Breasts of all of 2007. That means in one entire year no other naked lady was able to surpass Keeley's knockout knockers. But enough talk. You want to see those torpedoes, don't you? All right, we give in. After the cut, Keeley takes a peely. more »
• Pam Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. In the eyes of the law, that means it never happened. Let us never speak of this again. (Hollywire)
• MrSkin.com scores the first ever interview with Christian Landers, the dude behind the high-larious StuffWhitePeopleLike.com! (Mr. Skin)
• Madonna claims that her marriage is ripe with "erotica". Excellent way to work your song title in there, Madge. Was your wedding La Isla Bonita? (Female Foist)
• Kate Moss sans the clammy, crackulous influence of Pete Doherty = foxy. (Cityrag)
• Awwww. Carmen Electra has found herself another funny little eyeliner-wearing alternarocker to love. (Daily Stab)
• Renee Zellweger attended a screening of Leatherheads donning a leathered face. Sorry, Renee. You seem like a nice lady, you just make it so easy. (Allie Is Wired)
We have no idea why superhot supermodel Claudia Schiffer is provocatively posing for GQ with surprisingly still employed 3rd Rock from the Sun doofus Joseph Gordon-Levitt or why such pictures would make us want to purchase $320 Hermès boxer shorts, but we're not one to ignore lingerie pics just because they don't have a discernible purpose. And we know it's not quite as exciting as the Official Celebrity Sex Tape Week that just passed, but you're just going to have to make due with a hot lady in her underwear. We'll try to dig up security-tape footage of Jamie Spears personally inspecting Britney's nether regions for the existence of panties tomorrow, but for now, enjoy these pics (and find more at GQ's official site).
We at CelebNewsWire claim to be pretty in tune with what our readers desire in their celebrity ogling, but sometimes you just stump us. We never would have guessed that one of our top ten search terms for months in a row would be Amy Winehouse nude. Who knew that's what you wanted to see? Amy Winehouse sucking on a crack pipe? Yes. Amy Winehouse covered in scabs? Yes. But Amy Winehouse nude? We're amazed. Thankfully Ms. Wino herself has served up one of your biggest desires in the name of charity. Sure, all her junk is safely hidden away, but we're not sure you could've handled what you would find there anyway. She's probably hiding a shiv and a couple of loaded syringes in there in hopes that she'll soon get a conjugal visit with Blake. Anywho, WENN reports on the snap:
Troubled Amy Winehouse has posed for a nude photo shoot to raise breast cancer awareness among young women. The singer appears naked in the April issue of British magazine Easy Living after she stripped off for photographer Carolyn Djangoly. In the black and white snapshot, Winehouse is captured playing a guitar, which covers her genitals, while two pieces of duct tape cover her nipples. The 24-year-old isn't the only celebrity posing naked for the campaign - singer Sade and actress Helena Bonham Carter also removed their clothing for the picture project.
Well, hot damn. That Easy Living magazine is doing a much better job of reading the public's minds than we are, because if you would have asked us yesterday who we would most want to see naked, Amy Winehouse, Sade, and Helena Bonham Carter would have been the first three names to pass our lips. With Sade first, of course. Pining for Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and Scarlett Johansson is just so passé.
• Her bump. Her bump her bump her bump. Her lovely baby bump. Check it out. (Yeeeah!)
• Pete Wentz says he one attempted suicide with a bottle of Ativan and some Jeff Buckley. Hell, Pete, if it's uncontrollable vomiting you're after, try listening to your own music. BURN! (Celebitchy)
• Scary celebrity faces. Poor Busey never gets a damn break. (Cityrag)
• Kate Moss and her boyfriend sing and dance on Jim Morrison's grave. Then afterwards they made a slam book and drank a wine cooler and totally stole one of Kate's mom's Virginia Slims and pierced each other's ears with safety pins!!! You guys are sooo busted!!!! (FemaleFirst)
• Eliot Spitzer's paid lady companion, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, once Went Wild. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Is there a Jennifer Aniston tell-all in the works? We are on the cusp of finally, finally learning how she gets that glass-like hair sheen! (PopCrunch)
• Gaze upon the spawn of J. Lo! Admire them! Bow! Bow, minions! (Allie Is Wired)