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PG-13-rated superhero movies are not so much known for their super hot and steamy man-on-woman interactions. They're generally a bit more Brokeback Mountain than 9 1/2 Weeks. Sure, a few of the Batmans seem like they really dig vagina (not Val Kilmer's though), but Spider-Man? He was definitely more interested in ripping off Harry's clothes than Mary Jane's. So it's fitting that Liv Tyler would be complaining that she looks like some sort of deformed chimpanzee next a hot, glistening Ed Norton. The 14-year-old boys who populate The Incredible Hulk's audience aren't interested in gross things like boobies anyway, right? Give them toned, sweaty pecs! According to IMDb:

Liv Tyler dreaded shooting romantic scenes with her The Hulk co-star Ed Norton - because she felt the actor's lean physique put her own to shame.

The Fight Club star toned up for his role as Bruce Banner, the mild-mannered scientist who transforms into the raging green monster.

And Tyler, who plays Banner's girlfriend Betty, was so intimidated by his svelte stature, she didn't want to be filmed standing next to him.

She says, "There were points when I was like, 'Wait! We cannot do this love scene because his body looks so much more beautiful than mine!'"

Yeah, we're sure you look like a hideous monster, Liv. "Wah wah. I'm so ugly. My body sucks. I should just save everyone the misery of having to look at me and bury myself in a hole in the ground with a year's supply of chocolate cheesecake." Here's a suggestion, Liv: The next time you're feeling down on yourself for not looking like Angelina Jolie or some such, take a trip to, say, central Missouri and hop into the local Wal-Mart. You'll be feeling like the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe in no time. more »

Once upon a dream, Liv Tyler was everybody's fantasy lady. People overlooked the fact that she creepily resembled her father, only with boobs, and she slurred her way into our hearts in Empire Records and other such films. And she may be poised for a comeback, since apparently she and her husband are on the rocks. Reports IMDb/WENN:

Liv Tyler has left question marks hanging over her marriage to British rocker Royston Langdon, after posing at New York's Costume Institute Gala on Monday night without a wedding ring. The couple married in March 2003, and have a three-year-old son, Milo. But sources claim the relationship has been on the rocks for some time; rumors seemingly confirmed when Tyler strolled the red carpet alone at the star-studded event, with a clearly naked ring finger - the same night Scarlett Johansson was showing off her brand new engagement ring. When contacted by the New York Daily News, a representative for Tyler, 30, refused to comment on the speculation surrounding her marriage.

We hear this came about after Liv woke up one day, realized it wasn't 1996, and said, "Wait, I'm married to the guy from Spacehog? Hahahahahahahaha! No, but seriously. Really? Ahahahahahahahaha!"

UPDATE: Confirmed! more »

You know how you cried and cried for days when Robert Altman died, and when your mom tried to comfort you by slipping a copy of Thieves Like Us into the DVD player you just wailed louder and lamented, "Who's going to appreciate the unique talents of Shelley Duvall now? Huh? Who?" Well, get ready to cry all over again knowing that Liv Tyler and Kate Hudson are ready to revisit their Dr. T and the Women roles, only this time with 87% more hardcore face sucking, but Altman isn't around to capture their faux lesbo deliciousness. Ah, wasted opportunities. more »

After finally enabling comments yesterday, we were pretty shocked at the results. Who knew that angry Claymates read CelebNewsWire? Certainly not us. We were expecting 90% of the comments to read: "More hardcore girl-on-girl action, please," with the other 10% of respondents requesting that we lick their balls. And since we've already reached our RDA for ball licking today, we'll accommodate the other segment of our fictional readers. After the cut, Liv Tyler sucking Kate Bosworth's face. more »

Liv Tyler is reportedly ready for a naked photo shoot. Which is a weird coincidence, because we're also reportedly ready for a Liv Tyler naked photo shoot. more »