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Lily Allen swung a right hook after a drunken night out with TV presenter pal Miquita Oliver.

Lairy Lily knocked them back at The Groucho Club and then Ronnie Scott's in Soho, before getting into a fight with a female passer-by in the street.

The French girl provoked Lily by calling her a "fucking asshole". She also egged her on with further insults, with a vexed Lily shouting back: "Yeah, come and say that to my face you fucking cunt."

Keith's daughter - whose boob popped out of her top earlier in the boozy evening - then decided to exact her revenge on the mouthy pedestrian by punching her. After round one, Lily was ready to go back into the ring for more. She shouted: "Where is that bitch, man? I'll fucking batter her."

Thankfully T4 host Miquita persuaded her from temptation, with Lily agreeing: "Violence is bad."

"I didn't know they were on the front pages of newspapers! I thought I was a Page Three girl. It's like: 'Lily, 23, from London.' Finally! My new manager left a message on my assistant's phone, saying, 'Uh, I don't know if you know, but Lily's boobs are all over the newspapers.' It's only taking a bikini top off. I've got nothing to be ashamed of about my body. We've all got them."

A spokesman for Allen says, "We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage... and we ask that her privacy be respected at this difficult time." A source tells The Sun, "They (Allen and boyfriend Ed Simons) are in a state of shock. The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are both absolutely heartbroken. Lily's entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum and starting a family with Ed. She had turned her back on her party girl image and turned over a new leaf."

"I am pleased to confirm that Lily Allen and her boyfriend Ed Simons are expecting their first child. However, as the pregnancy is at a very, very early stage, the couple ask that you respect their privacy, as the health of Lily and their child is their paramount concern. As the pregnancy is at such an early stage the couple will be making no further comment but they are obviously both thrilled by the news. Lily's new album will be released as planned next year."

Lily Allen grabs a man's penis if she likes him.

The 22-year-old pop star confessed she has a unique way of letting a man know she would like to take their relationship further.

Lily said: "I'm not the type to leap on someone. If I fancy someone I'm quite immature about the whole thing, and just punch them on the arm a bit. It certainly breaks the ice. And you keep punching lower and lower until you've got their dick in your hand and then that's it. You've got them."

Beth Ditto once deliberately "puked up" on a group of homophobic boys for mocking her sexuality. The openly gay Gossip singer was left fuming after she was ridiculed by some loutish boys during a boat ride.

Beth soon wiped the smiles off her tormentors' faces by sticking her fingers down her throat and regurgitating her semi-digested meal all over them.

She said: "I once purposefully puked on some homophobic boys on a boat. Looking back, it might not have been the most hygienic or healthy approach, but I considered it a political tactic more than revenge per se, and it certainly was very, very effective!"

"Oh, my God, her life is so fucking insane ... I can't wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail ... Does that mean [she'll] stop showing me [her] pussy now?"

"I have been having a lot of lesbian dreams lately. I think I might be gay! Don't tell my boyfriend. I have guy dreams and girl dreams, but the girl dreams are much dirtier."

"I was doing things with boys that I shouldn't have been doing at such a young age . . . I was doing blow-jobs . . . I don't want to go into it. It was not good."