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• Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)

• Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)

• Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at home beside Mickey Rourke. (CelebWarship)

• Hilary Swank will gain 30 pounds for a movie role. Which is cool because we also plan on gaining 30 pounds, basically because Totino's Pizza Rolls are on sale at Safeway. Solidarity! (Daily Stab)

• Ay oh! Oh ay! Whaddaya doin', Samanter? It's Alyssa Milano naked! (Mr. Skin)

• Another male has willingly placed his wango inside of Star Jones. (Holy Taco)

• Daniel Radcliffe admits when he was a teen, his magic wand found its way into a cougar's Hairy Pooter. (Derek Hail)

• Holly Madison take a carefree swing, and tosses out some beav. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Lacey Chabert gives us a party of two. (Fatback)

• Katie Holmes has the knees of a three dollar hooker. Or that girl Tammy who was voted "friendliest" in tenth grade. (Cityrag)

Remember a couple years ago when you went to see Mean Girls under the guise that your niece begged and begged until you gave in? And remember how you felt really guilty staring at Lindsay Lohan's breasts for the entire hour and a half because you had just seen The Parent Trap on cable and you couldn't stop thinking that Lindsay was still twelve? And remember how when the guilt would overcome you and you'd try to find something else to focus your attention on you'd just see more teenage boobs taunting you? Well, we've got good news for you. None of those girls are actually in high school. And while they might not like to uncover their cooches as often as Lindsay, before long you will have seen the entire cast in some state of undress. And, yes, that does include Tim Meadows. more »