filed under: Jose Canseco

Madonna might be one of the wealthiest and most successful ladies out there, but she falls prey to the same problem that befalls most everyone else: horrible taste in bedmates. Think about it. She's banged Dennis Rodman and Vanilla Ice, for the love of God; it's no wonder that her marriage to a handsome, normal, seemingly intelligent guy is circling the drain. So it comes as no surprise to learn that she once tried to get Chiclet-veneered meatwad Jose Canseco to swing his 'roid-shriveled bat towards her dugout. According to the NYDN:

Jose Canseco says Madonna not only wanted to hop into bed with him - she wanted his baby. The former Yankee slugger told Us magazine Madge wanted some of “his genes” so she could give birth to a Cuban sibling for Lourdes, her daughter with fitness trainer Carlos Leon.

“She had a Cuban child and wanted another one,” said Canseco, 44, who helped blow the lid off baseball’s steroid controversy. “She wanted to get married and have a child with me. I’m Cuban, 6-foot-3, athletic, built,” said Canseco.

Canseco says he first met the Material Girl in 1991 at her home in Los Angeles, and she quickly moved into seductress mode. Madonna played Canseco a masturbation scene from her “Truth Or Dare” movie on the TV, then started smooching him. But the buff ballplayer balked, telling Madonna he was trying to work things out with his wife.

“She said, ‘I have lots of money. Don’t worry about that,’ ” Canseco recalled. “I had to leave at that point so I got up and left.” Canseco says she always thought she could talk him into the sack someday. I think she thought she could persuade me or seduce me over time,” he told the magazine.

Between Jose rebuffing the cougary sexual advances of one of the most desired women in history and the casual drop of "I'm 6'3", athletic, built, Cuban", that quote could very well be his personal ad for Pink Pages Weekly. The only thing missing is a nice picture to accompa--oh.

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