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Being knocked out that much affected my bowels and my waterworks. I had to have a catheter fitted and I was so blocked that I couldn't go to the toilet for 13 days. My stomach was sticking out like I was seven months pregnant - it was agony.

"They gave my suppositories and all sorts but it just wasn't working. Then when I finally did go it took me three hours to give birth to a pebble! And it killed - it was like labour pains. I'm actually frightened to go to the toilet now."

Jordan's latest breast operation has left her in agony.

The former glamour model - real name Katie Price - underwent her fifth boob job earlier this month, but the reduction surgery is proving so painful she has lost her appetite and can't sleep.

A source said: "She is in a lot of pain, but the surgeon has told her it is normal. She is not sleeping well because she can't lie flat and has to sit upright all the time. She is finding it tough to eat properly."

Despite the pain, Jordan - who is married to Australian pop singer Peter Andre - is said to be happy with her new, smaller breasts.

The source added: "As soon as she woke up from surgery, she felt around to make sure they were sitting upright and that her nipples were in the right place. She is feeling positive about it all so far."

Now Peter is reportedly considering going under the surgeon's knife to get a more toned abdomen because he is struggling to lose his excess pounds.

Jordan wants Angelina Jolie to play her in a film of her life.

The British model and TV star, real name Katie Price, thinks the stunning actress would be the perfect choice to portray her on the big screen.

She also has a specific leading man in mind to play husband Peter Andre.

Jordan said: "I do really want to do a film about my life. I'm thinking Angelina Jolie could be me and Keanu Reeves for Pete."

My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller. They’ll still be big, but not as big and I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that.

"I have a wee on the toilet in front of him, but I'd never have a poo in front of Pete, unless it was a sexual act!"

Just weeks after giving birth to baby daughter Princess Tiaamii, glamour model Jordan seems to be determined to regain her party queen title.

Jordan, real name Katie Price, was a frequent fixture on the celebrity party circuit before marrying Peter Andre in 2005 but she told friends recently that misses her old nights out.

The mother of three was spotted partying with female friends in crotch-flashing tiny yellow dress last week and was out again on Tuesday night. She was overheard complaining to former Liberty X star Michelle Heaton: “I’m never in the papers any more. It’s ‘cos I’m a mum and I’m boring and I stay in.”

She added that her married life is far from perfect: “We’re always arguing - just like on our TV programme. When the cameras stop we still argue. He gets a lot of attention and we’re both really jealous.”

But after a few years away from the party girl lifestyle, she seems to have lost her stamina. A source told the Mirror that the champagne Jordan was drinking quickly went to her head and she had to be led to the club toilets by her friends.

She tried to make herself sick in the middle of the bathroom and an onlooker heard her tell the attendant: “Don’t worry, if I’m sick I’ll clear it up. I’m used to clearing up sick all day with the kids. I’m used to having s*** all over me.”

When she was finally sick on the floor of a cubicle, she reiterated her offer, saying: “Don’t worry, I know it’s there, I’ll clear it up."

"Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mums' names.

"We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic and two 'i's at the end just to make it look a bit different.

"We love it because it's unique, plus it means something special to us. I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath."

"I wouldn't be doing it because I want to be smaller, because Pete likes me the way I am.

"But, and women who've had kids will know what I'm talking about, sometimes you're not as tight down there as you'd like afterwards. Sometimes if you cough or sneeze a bit of wee comes out! I just have to cross my legs and hope it doesn't trickle down my leg.

"It's not really a designer vagina I'm considering, but I'll probably get a couple of extra stitches put in while they're down there!"