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• Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)

• Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)

• Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China Chow. Seeing her topless, that is. In related news, China Chow is not kibble for Chinese people that comes in a 15 lb bag. Who knew? (Taxi Driver)

• Jennifer Lopez and Unfrozen Caveman Husband take their spawn out for some fresh air. (Faded Youth)

• Forget danceoffs; Mel B is getting her revenge on Eddie Murphy with an album called Beverly Hills Cock. That sounds nice. (Daily Stab)

• The many toups of Jeremy Piven. (Cityrag)

• Nicole Richie gets her Mrs. Roper on. (Seriously OMG WTF?!)

• Gisele Bundchen speaks highly of beau Tom Brady; says he "doesn't have a bad bone in his body." That's right, because his bad bone is in YOUR body. Swish! (CelebWarship)

• Boil some water and get some clean sheets--Britney's on her way to Lousiana to be there for Jamie-Lynn's birthin'! Wait a minute, we're talking about Spearses. Boil some Diet Mountain Dew and get some dirty sheets! (The Hollywood Gossip)

• Puffy Dangle Doobie Diddle waxes his nutbag. It is imperative that we know this. (The Blemish)

• Kate Moss dons a tasteful, maternal see-through dress to take her daughter for a stroll. (Flisted)

• Anne Hathaway is all, "there once was a man from Nantucket." (WENN)

Jeremy Piven has been banned from all Nobu restaurant outposts following some snittish behavior at Matsuhisa in Aspen. Seems like the soy sauce wasn't the only thing that was salty that night! Ka-PLOW! In your FACE! Oh HO! Touchι! Believe it! And so forth! more »

We long ago gave up trying to decipher Lindsay Lohan's motives. From boffing Brett Ratner to smoking the wizz on Space Mountain, we've simply decided to accept all of Lindsay's questionable actions as charmingly youthful folly. But wearing what appears to be flesh-colored Warner's undergear as acceptable party dress is a real head-scratcher:



Then we heard the party was being thrown by Jeremy Piven, and it all came together. more »

If you weren't mingling with Tinseltown's best and brightest and smarmiest at Bungalow 8 last night, you missed quite the little bitchfight between Stephen "Blade" Dorff and Jeremy "Scooby Doo in Where's My Mummy?" Piven. The two allegedly dissolved into a rousing game of "Who's the D-listiest?" and near-fisticuffs after Dorff, obviously coasting on the kind of career high that only starring in a TV mini-series based on a Robert Ludlum novel can bring, violated the golden rule of "no frontsies, no backsies." more »

Karma exists. If you don't believe us, then pull up a carpet square, tiny childen, because it's storytime! Today, we have a nice fable about the little redhaired girl who was so very mean that Fate made her pretty car go boom. Everyone, look at the nice pictures! more »