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July 14, 2008

Janice Dickinson Is an Angel from Heaven

It's so exciting and wonderful to live in a time when we have these incredible medical advances like plastic surgery to keep people looking fresh and beautiful. People like Janice Dickinson, pictured here with some fresh work. And wow, that is some money well spent. Look how gorgeous. Somebody give Janice Dickinson's doctor a trophy because he is truly a Michelangelo with a scalpel. She looks like a fairy tale princess, or a beauty pageant winner, or a really sexy grouper.

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November 13, 2007

"I'll Eat Her Tits."

We're not the type to watch those shows on VH1 where eight supposed "celebrities" who couldn't get work in a Billy Mays infomercial live in a house together and bitch about toilet paper and dirty dishes and whatnot. But somehow when we read about similar shows in England they sound fascinating. After all, they involve people like Jordan, who is infinitely more interesting than Corey Feldman. And sometimes they involve Janice Dickinson threatening to eat people. According to The Mirror:

Janice Dickinson cracked up on the first night in the jungle and threatened to cook and eat Lynne Franks's boobs.

The blood-curdling vow was heard by a shocked J Brown after he made an everyday comment about beds.

He said: "We've got bed envy. Look at your two beds. They are really dry and comfortable."

Janice said about Lynne: "I'm going to stab her in the middle of the night and take hers. You think I'm kidding? I'll eat her tits. I'll fry up those big old boobs."

And we thought Janice ate nothing but celery sticks and kittens' brains. A girl's gotta watch her figure!

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May 22, 2007

CNW Junk Drawer: Burp Rags

• Rachel McAdams pulls a Beyoncé; might just be 63. (IMDb/WENN)

• Janice Dickinson's high contrast upskirt gristle mitt. Believe it. (Taxi Driver)

• Scary Spice spent several hundred dollars on rags to belch upon. Stars, just like us, etc. (MSNBC)

• Pam Anderson in a bikini, careening willy-nilly towards Mamie Van Doren territory. (Derek Hail)

• Britney wears bikini, old man fedora. Your penis won't know whether to pop a boner or do the Lindy Hop while sucking down a Tom Collins. We suggest both! (Hollywood Tuna)

• Play volleyball with Eva Longoria's butt! No, wait, we mean Eva Longoria's butt plays volleyball. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Oprah's dad is writing a tell-all about her, and she sadly states, “The last person in the world to be doing a book about me is Vernon Winfrey. The last person.” That's weird. The last person we'd expect to be doing a book about Oprah Winfrey is Jesse Camp. Or maybe Bruce Boxleitner. Or Lionel Bart. Because not only was he a composer, not a writer, he is dead. (Yeeeah!)

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March 21, 2007

Scarlett, Rose, Nicky, and Janice Put in Qualifying Bids for the Flash-a-Lympics

Did someone declare today official poons 'n' pontoons day and forget to tell us? Because in our morning search for our Sexy Lady Story, we were barraged with upskirts, side boobs, see-throughs, anything that's hot but doesn't constitute actual nudity. It's as if all of Hollywood saw Lindsay Lohan's brave reveal of hose-clad clam and partial yam in one day and said, "Damn bitch, I can top that. Get a load of this!" After the cut, get a gander at the ladies' best efforts. more »

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March 14, 2007

Janice Dickinson and Ashley Olsen Share Bras. Share Them with Us, That Is

One is an towering aging supermodel, the other is a post-tween mogul dwarf. One has a mouth the size of Kankakee, the other is, we think, mute. One of them got clam-slammed by Sylvester Stallone, the other once found herself on the business end of various sundry nonfamous rich guys. Truly, at first glance, Janice Dickinson and Ashley Olsen have very little in common. Little in common, that is, until you strip them of their famous people finery and realize that they enjoy showing people their undies. United by bra-brandishing. more »

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May 17, 2006

CNW Junk Drawer: Supermodels Having Sex. Or Not.

• FemaleFirst reports that Nicole Kidman used "the F-word". Oh, but they meant "fiancé!" Awwwww, ha ha ha ha, that was so clever! You really had us going there, FemaleFirst!

• Debra Wilson from Mad TV shows off her comedic chops. And by "comedic chops" we mean "tits".

• Barbra Streisand gets on the guest list at your local Loews.

• Carmen Electra hates herself for lovin' Joan Jett. Can't break free from the things that she . . . doan . . . dett? Eh, we suck.

• Janice Dickinson: genius of our time.

• Elle MacPherson loves to have loads and loads of casual sex. Just not with you. You fat loser.

• Light-filled goddess from heaven Mandy Moore denies cherry-poppage at the hands and wang of Fez. Wouldn't you?

• Is J. Lo preg. o?

• Speaking of cherries, The Virgin Adriana Lima is a punchy little firecracker. We got a little something that would chill her right out. Yeeeeah, that's right. A little somethin' in our pants, if you dig what we're saying. It's a packet of chamomile tea and a fizzy bath bomb in our pocket. They're great for de-stressing!

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October 17, 2005

So What Would She Do for Three Klonopin?

What can one Xanax buy you these days? It can get you half a Vicodin and two Advil. It can get you $3.75. It can get you two day-old slices of sausage pizza and a copy of that Jonathan Safran Foer book. And it can get you a hot screw in an airplane bathroom with Janice Dickinson, the world's first supermodel! more »

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Mr. Skin's Nudity Review: Janice Dickinson