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Et tu, Dr. Quinn? Although the charming and elegant Jane Seymour has always denied ever having had plastic surgery, she now admits to People magazine that after giving birth to twins eleven years ago, she got fake yammos. Albeit really small yammos. Really, really, really, really small. In fact, as she told People:

"My plastic surgeon had to special order them."

That small, eh? Did he order them from a Barbie doll catalog? Did he insert them with tweezers? But seriously, Jane Seymour has fake ones? Man, what a letdown. Now we know why Owen Wilson tried to off himself after fondling what he thought was pure and honest Dr. Quinn teat meat. Sorry. Too soon? more »

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