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Though she may be full to the brim with pretty, pretty babies at the moment, Angelina Jolie wants you to remember that she used to be some sort of wild reckless goth chick. You know, before she was a super sexy cross between Mother Teresa and Mia Farrow. She was so cutting-edge (har har), in fact, that she had a super nifty knife collection when she was fourteen that she used to cut things into her boyfriend. Things like "Roxette Rules!" we're guessing. Whether or not Ang had a nice gathering of dragon figurines to keep her knife collection company is still under speculation. According to our own personal Dungeon Master, FemaleFirst:

Angelina Jolie has revealed she is scarred after "experimenting" with knives with an ex-boyfriend in bed.

The actress - who is currently expecting twins with partner Brad Pitt - says the incident, which caused scarring on her abdomen and thigh, happened when she was 14 and "curious about vampires"

She said: "When I was 14, I collected knives. My first boyfriend and I ended up getting into some fighting in bed and being silly. People think that happens every time I go to bed.

"It was actually something he never wanted to do again. It was a mistake and we really hurt ourselves. It was just being young, you know, when you're curious about vampires and that kind of thing. Just experimenting. It was an accident and I ended up in the hospital."

We're fairly certain that Angie has left the knifeplay in the past, as Brad Pitt would probably emit a high-pitched scream and bury his head under a couple of pillows if he saw Angelina coming at him with a knife in bed.

And in case you still need proof that Angelina is a kick-ass sexy broad, IMDb dishes:

Scottish actor James McAvoy let Hollywood beauty Angelina Jolie take "control" when they filmed an on-screen kiss for new movie Wanted.

The Atonement star admits he was worried about locking lips with the gorgeous actress, but Jolie helped put him at ease by taking charge of the situation.

He says, "I was nervous but after five minutes I thought this is going to be all right, it's cool. She was in very good shape.

"It could be anybody when you're kissing someone on film, you have to make it look good. She's pretty much in control of the situation."

What did you expect her to be like? She's not exactly the type to lie back and say, "Yeah, whatever you want to do is fine with me, as long as you're finished by the time Letterman's monologue starts." more »

We've fallen for the tricks many times. Actors are promoting their movie and they gush and gush about the film's sexuality, about how hot the love scenes are, about how the lead actress really had to reach deep inside herself to be able to take her clothes off in front of the camera. And then we see the film. And there's nothing more than necking and a naked shoulder. But you cannot fool us this time, James McAvoy. We already know that Atonement contains nary a naked nay-nay, despite starring the oft-nude Keira Knightley. So talk about those fictional onscreen hummers all you want; we're not biting. According to The New York Daily News:

It was a chilly night in Greenwich Village on Monday for Chanel's premiere of "Atonement." But its British stars heated up the red carpet with a surprisingly detailed behind-the-scenes description of their steamy sex scene.

"Any funny stories, any anecdotes?" James McAvoy (who made his reputation in 2006's "Last King of Scotland") mused aloud. "Lots ... being there while Keira Knightley was being told to [bleep] me off was a high point."

Excuse me? And did she?

"No, of course not."

I asked director Joe Wright if he ever delivered such a command. "Absolutely no comment," he said outside the Cinema Society screening. "I can't believe he told you that!"

Fortunately, Keira was able to sort it out for us.

"It was the sex scene, which I have to say I think is a really good sex scene," she told me. "But it was such a specific thing and it had to be so erotic that we did just say to Joe, 'Come on, talk us through it.'"

And compared to what Wright told the audience before the screening, that was actually one of the cleaner stories of the evening.

This all sounds very odd to us, as Atonement is set in 1935 and we're pretty sure that blowjobs weren't even invented until about 1962, most likely by Keith Richards. Does no one care about historical accuracy in film anymore? more »