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April 25, 2007

Hugh Grant Attacks Photographer, Throws Beans

"Don't take my blooming picture, bloke, or I shall have no option but to hurl this take away of beans at you. And if that doesn't teach you a lesson I will proceed with fish and chips and bangers and mash until you end up arse over tit." more »

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February 09, 2007

Hugh Grant Humped by Animals

Hugh Grant is a sexual god who cannot be resisted. At least when it comes to our furry brethren. He told Jay Leno:

I used to play football in a park in front of my house but I had to give it up because every time I bent over to do up my shoelaces there was a stray dog called Sandy that used to try to mate with me. My girlfriend had a pet dog but we had to give it to her mother in the end because of this problem.

He then looked into Jay's chin, saw his own enchanting visage reflected in its vast expanse, leaped out of his chair, and began to dry hump the lower portion of the host's face.

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February 23, 2006

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Hugh Grant Snapped

Good-natured, bumbling cad Hugh Grant isn't always a charming aggregate of clotted cream, Weetabix, and rakish good looks. No, gentle reader, even Hugh can be goaded into smacking a bitch down when the prying lens of the Pavarotti disturbs his morning stroll. Only instead of freaking out and turning into a whirling, Taz-like tornado of scratching and hair-pulling a la Cameron Diaz, he cheekily swatted the snapper with a folder and then kicked him in the bum. He even throws a hissy in a highly English fashion. Pip pip! more »

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August 10, 2005

Whaddya Think He Tipped Divine Brown?

Hugh Grant thinks that playing jokes on your cancer-ridden mother is funnier than watching Jessica Simpson trying to act. Oh, and he�s a bad tipper. That lovable cad! more »

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November 11, 2004

Grant Pulls a Penn

Hugh Grant allegedly attacked a photographer at the premiere of his new movie, Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, after the shutterbug attempted to take a picture of Grant with girlfriend Jemima Khan. And you thought all he was good for was oral sex and hookers. more »

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