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CNW Junk Drawer: Funky Monk-y
Sophie Monk's nipples try to stab their way through her bikini top. Like they were pink, squishy pirate cutlasses. (I Don't Like You In That Way) David Duchovny was scared that wife Tea Leoni would give him a beatdown when she saw his makeout scene with Gillian Anderson in the X-Files movie. Guess we can assume she's never seen Californication. (FemaleFirst)
Nick Hogan turns 18 on Sunday. That means big boy jail! Yayyy! Sooo big! (Allie Is Wired)
Despite the pap songs, the fishbelly complexion, and the castrato voice, being James Blunt is kind of sweet. (Cityrag)
More details about Batman giving his batmom a batshove. (Yeeeah!)
Heather Locklear has been successfully rehabilitated. Locklear v. 2.0 ready for deployment. (The Blemish)
Amy Winehouse wants at least five children with cracky, smacky husband Blake. Though since he's just been sentenced to 27 months in jail, that might be difficult outside of conjugal visits. (CelebWarship)
Two weeks post-birth, and Nicole Kidman's gut is flatter than yours. The world is a vampire. (Hollywire)
Gabrielle Reece shoves her volleyballs into a bikini top. (Drunken Stepfather)
Picture it. 2008. Estelle Getty dies at her home. We'll miss you, Sophia Petrillo. (PopCrunch)
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CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish) Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
Heather Locklear just checked herself before she wrecked herself. Naw, she checked herself into a clinic to deal with depression and other psychological issues. (Faded Youth)
Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and bustin' loose! Lock up your crack pipes and your Final Net! (CelebWarship)
Hugh Hefner banged a lot of dames. And his sister-in-law. And a dude. (Celebridiot)
In case you were wondering, Jennifer Lopez is still a joyless harridan asshole. (D-listed)
Pam Anderson bares her teeth, growls, and emits a fountain of champagne from her tit. (Cityrag)
Anne Hathway's now-ex boyfriend just got popped for posing as the Vatican's financial officer. Ahahaha, whatta cutup! (Daily Stab)
Katherine Heigl ditches the Huggabunch bikini in favor of the Rainbow Brite one. And pairs her UV rays with a few long hard drags off a cigarette. Cancerlicious! (Drunken Stepfather)
Denise Richards Battles Heather Locklear with Brutal Bikini Action
The dance-off is a classic (not to mention very entertaining) concept. From West Side Story to Cameron Diaz in a club two months ago, the cabbage patch vs. the Soulja Boy will always be an endless fountain of fun. However, there is one thing that tops the dance-off every time, and that's the bikini-off! During the past 48 hours, we've borne witness to one of the most brutal battles ever committed to sand. Salt water was flying! The air was heady with Banana Boat! But who emerged the victor in the battle of bikini vs. bikini? There can be only one. You decide: Denise Richards or Heather Locklear?
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CNW Junk Drawer: Weird and Scary
Ashley Olsen thinks paparazzi are "weird and scary". Also, paparazzi thinks Ashley Olsen is "weird and scary". (Female First) Kate Beckinsale does Anna Karina for Mean magazine. Eat your tits out, Lohan-as-Marilyn! (Popbytes)
Kate Moss models. She doesn't model clothes, though, since it seems she's not wearing any. (Egotastic!)
Mischa Barton's recent DUI charges haven't affected the buoyant spirits of her side boob much. (Taxi Driver)
Star Jones is set to divorce husband Al Reynolds, because she "felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting". Either that, or Al spent their marriage riding hot, oiled-up dudes who look like they do a lot of heavy lifting. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
Some yahoo called 911 on Heather Locklear and told them she was going to kill herself. Denise Richards, you prankster. (CelebWarship)
Heath Ledger never updated his will to include Michelle Williams or baby Matilda. (Celebridiot)
Button, button, who's got the button? Patricia Heaton sure doesn't. WTF? (Drunken Stepfather)
Jenna Jameson dresses up as Bettie Page for PETA. "I'd rather get donkey-punched after ATM than wear fur!" makes for a pleasant catchphrase. (The Blemish)
Janet Jackson has been hospitalized with the flu. Much more plausible than "Exhaustion", to be sure. (I'm Not Obsessed)
Rebecca Romijn's lettuce heads. They're ripe, they're healthy, they're shilling for mall-slut store Bebe! (Popoholic)
Locklear Rocks Rear
To whom does this spandex-clad can belong? Is it attached to a Cameron Diaz? A Pamela Anderson? A Carmen Electra? more »
Whose Underwear is Under There?
Note the buttery, silken blonde hair, the toned physique. Gaze with wonder upon the finespun bones in her delicate ankles. Thrill to the buoyant youthfulness of her high-water chair cheeks. Is it Paris Hilton? Tara Reid? Jessica Simpson? No, gentle reader. And the answer as to who exactly this mysterious, shadowy, tight-duffed lady is may surprise you. Unless you're looking at the list of "Related Topics" underneath this entry. Shit! Stop! Oh, you looked. Smooth move, Ex-Lax. The surprise is ruined. Do you also read the last page of a new book first and did you peek in your parents' closet to check out your Christmas presents? more »
Revenge by Stereo
What's the Point of Bedding Famous Ladies If You Can't Brag About It?
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunstcrack!
Evangeline Lilly blames Hollywood for forcing her to get really, really buff.
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Ashlee Simpson begins her slow, painful metamorphosis into her sister. First, the nose. Then comes the Jackass copulating.
Anna Nicole Smith climbed on top of an 89-year-old man, placed his shriveled, liver spotted member into her person, and is probably getting a billion dollars for the trouble. Now, possibly some dude has mounted Anna Nicole's shriveled, Trimspa-ravaged body, placed his member inside her person, impregnated her, and wants the ca$h. Ah, the circle of life.
Dunstcrack! Dunstcrack! Dunstcrack! Dunstcrack!!!
Eva Longoria talks about getting naked or doing it or something like that. In related news, bear shits in woods, Pope wears funny hat, etc. etc.
Denise Richards tries to shake off the shit-stink of husbandstealing assholism, turning the tables on Heather Locklear, saying, "Heather knows why we arent friends. Which sounds suspiciously like the now-classic "Nicole knows what she did."
Denise Richards is Better Off Dead
David Spade Defies Logic, Nabs Heather Locklear
Putting the "Ass" in "Personal Assistant"
CNW Junk Drawer: An Army of Hookers
Don't fuck with Reese Witherspoon. Unless you're into dying.
Kate Moss proves that supermodels actually have brains!
She also proves she has a nipple. Again.
Heather Locklear allegedly was prompted to file for divorce when she discovered some racy emails and provocative pictures some dame had sent to her husband. Damn you, MySpace!!!
Denise Richards recently got an AIDS test, her fears reportedly sparked after discovering that now-estranged husband Charlie Sheen paid for an "army of hookers". Soon to be deployed to Iraq?
In case you were wondering, Fergie is still fergly.
This guy's Maddox Jolie tattoo actually makes us feel pretty good about the fact that we have Isabella Cruise's face inked on our ass.
Mandy Moore kissed Sarah Chalke on Scrubs. We're not going to make a joke here, because fake lesbian kisses on the television are serious, serious business.
Val Kilmer has gotten so terribly corpulent that he actually tried to eat Paris Hilton!
Luckily, she escaped and was able to safely slip nip yet again.
Richie and Heather Give Love a Bad Name
CNW Junk Drawer: Desperate Housewhite
Orlando Bloom is tactless. And Gwyneth Paltrow is heavy with baby, for real though.
Die Hiltons!
Die Hiltons stuff Santa's stocking with hard nipples and thongs, that is.
And Heather Locklear says, "Hard nips? I'll show you hard nips, bitches. I was busting out the party hats before you were out of Luvs."
Rod Stewart swears that his marriage to Penny Lancaster will last the rest of his life. The old guy's got about 6 good years left in him, so we'd say that's doable.
Eva Longoria is a jolly clown.
When the rich are launched into space, and aliens finally meet delegates of Earth, the first face upon which they will lay their cold, shiny black eyes will be that of . . . Victoria Principal?
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