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We're finally ready to admit it. We're well into Tuesday and no one seems to have located any errant Oscar night nipples, so there you go. For the first time in quite a while, a truly G-rated ceremony. Perhaps the stars were particularly wary of offending best actress nominee/li'l shaver Abigail Breslin and had their assistants use the ultra-durable boob tape, or maybe we can blame it on post-Britney poon fallout. But, like a Long John Silvers sign emerging from the fog during a lonely cross-country drive, Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards are here! Thrill to Salma Hayek's mind-bendingly joggling jugs on Ugly Betty! Watch in wonder as you see Rosie O'Donnell's ass encased, haggis-like, in pantyhose! Be knocked sideways by the fact that Gretchen Mol dyed her hair--ALL her hair--for The Notorious Bettie Page! Let's be honest, kids, you're not really interested in the delicacy of Helen Mirren's portrayal of Queen Elizabeth nor the quiet dignity Rinko Kikuchi brought to Babel. You didn't even see those movies. You were too busy flopping your dong to honeys in the Coldwater Creek catalog. So check out the only awards that matter, and stop poring over pictures from Sunday night, trying in vain to spy a half a centimeter of Winslet areola. It's not going to happen. Give up the ghost. more »

We here at CelebNewsWire pride ourselves on being pervier than the average bear (we've logged dozens and dozens of hours examining the folds of Britney Spears's rubyfruit to prove it), but we learned everything we know from our mentor of muffage, Mr. Skin. Today we're proud to bring you his picks for the 10 best nude scenes of 2006. more »

Although the lucky attendees at the Toronto Film Festival got a sneak peek, the masses will have to wait a bit longer to indulge in The Notorious Bettie Page, which won’t be released to theaters until March 10th, 2006. Gretchen Mol has provided us with an ample amount of nudity, but it has never been as exciting or anticipated as her turn as Bettie Page. It’s like getting two hot naked ladies for the price of one. The stylish movie includes many black-and-white scenes of Mol in vintage lingerie and bikinis, but the highlight comes only half an hour into the film, when Mol is posing for a photographer in the woods. Photographers can be pretty persuasive people, and this particular one convinces Bettie to take off every stitch of clothing and take some pretty pictures. The rest of the film continues to deliver all three B’s as Gretchen recreates many of Bettie’s famous poses. Not to be missed.
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Late on Friday afternoon we brought you news of all the noteworthy nudes appearing at the Toronto Film Festival, but we understand that by three o’clock on a Friday afternoon most of you are either passed out drunk on the office liquor stash or you have placed a look-alike blow-up doll in your desk chair and are off to find your dealer (his supply usually runs short on the weekends). So to better serve you, our delinquent readers, we will update our earlier post with more juicy nudie details. more »

For the past week some of our most eagle-eyed boob afficianadoes have been braving the dangerous streets of Toronto, bugging out their eyes at film after film searching for those wayward nips and flashes of gash. And boy did they ever find some. more »

Gretchen Mol puts it all on the Page, Dennis Quaid drops trou, and Angelina yanks Colin's crank. Read on for all the tit-illating de-tails. more »