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May 20, 2008
Gwyneth Paltrow Recaptures Youth by Flashing Boob
Young actresses will go to great lengths to get noticed, even (or perhaps especially) if they've been given a leg up by their famous parents. And by "great lengths," of course we mean showing off their kajooblies on film. But then they get the accolades, pop out a few kiddos, and it's curtains (and shirts) closed. But while Angelina Jolie seems to be sticking fast to this template, Gwyneth Paltrow is yelling, "I'll show you, world; I don't adhere to your rules" by giving up one solitary boob. Reports Roger Friedman of FOX News: You don’t really think of Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow as the racy type.Since popping out little Apple and Moses, Gwyneth hasn't allowed anything to pop out of her top, so this breast baring, while seemingly minor, is a nice surprise. Not as nice of a surprise as a leaked sex tape featuring Gwyneth and Chris Martin engaging in mopey, weepy sex while Gwyn waits for a batch of flax crackers to bake, but nice nonetheless. more »
But in her new film, "Two Lovers," which debuted at the Cannes Film Festival Monday night, she quite surprisingly bares a single breast. The shot is, shall we say, head-on into the camera. And it’s for more than a couple of seconds. This is no wardrobe malfunction. It’s on purpose. (To paraphrase a great "Seinfeld" quote: "They're real … and they’re spectacular!")
Of course, this moment — it’s the left breast, by the way — is meant to be part of the story; it’s exactly what her manipulative character would do to land her man, in this case a character played by Joaquin Phoenix. In "Two Lovers," Phoenix plays a mentally jumbled lonely guy who tries to juggle romances with both Paltrow’s selfish car crash of a mistress and Vinessa Shaw’s girl next door.
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January 24, 2008
The Mysteries of Titsburgh
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh screened at Sundance the other day. You might not be familiar with the title of this film, because it's generally known by its Sienna Miller-given moniker, The Mysteries of Shitsburgh. Our eagle-eyed Sundance spy sent the following nudity report:
(0:05) Mena Suvari’s breasts are seen as she rides a guy in a bookstore.With a title like The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, we just kind of assumed that it would be about a young girl's quest to uncover the fries that lurk beneath the slaw on a Primanti Bros. sandwich. As it turns out, it's actually the harrowing tale of Mena and Sienna's quest to uncover their T & A. more »
(0:51) Sienna Miller gives us some quick breast shots while she’s in bed with Peter Sarsgaard.
(1:03) Breasts and buns from Sienna Miller during sex with Jon Foster.
January 22, 2008
Mischa Barton Assassinates Her Clothing in Assassination of a High School President
Mischa Barton has been an elusive scamp in recent years, flashing a booby here, a fanny there, but then laughing in our faces, saying, "Haha loser, look at my pasties, look at my flesh-toned undies." But just yesterday Mischa loosened her morals--then loosened her shirt--at Sundance, where her new film, Assassination of a High School President, debuted. In the film she spends over ten minutes in a bathtub, where we see Mischa's meatballs three times. And we're not talking some fleeting little flapjack flash, either; we've got clear cajooblie views here. This makes the second Mischa nude scene that's making the festival circuit, after Closing the Ring opened at the Toronto fest. Naturally we take our knocker rumors with a grain of salt until we see photographic evidence, but these reports are promising, so until we can sneak our night-vision camera into a screening, use your imagination. What, did you think it was there to conjure up theories about what mysteries will be revealed in the new season of Lost? No, dummy, it's there for conceptualizing chest canons.
Two Hiltons and a Wall-humping Eggert: The Less Cinematic Side of Sundance
You might think a film festival is somewhere that people go in order to watch movies, but you'd be wrong. God, you're such a fucking moron, aren't you? People go to film festivals to get free shit they could easily afford and party-as-a-verb. At least if your last name is Hilton, anyway. Page Six brings us the haps on Sundance, and Mr. Skin brings us the funbags on film, after the cut. more »
September 13, 2007
Toronto Film Fest Part II: Bring in da Nudes, Bring in da Funk
The Toronto International Film Festival keeps delivering the tits. Today we bring you Keira Knightley really, truly naked (as opposed to covered in dripping-wet see-through fabric), new nudes from Marisa Tomei, and Rosie Perez's first baring in the nude millennium. God, we love the cinema. more »
September 11, 2007
Toronto International Film Festival 2007 Features Young People Fucking
For a couple of years now, we've been hounding the powers that be at the Toronto International Film Festival to add a subtitle to their festival's name. We've sent letters, personalized cupcakes, talking parrots, whatever we could think of. But to no avail. They will not even consider changing the name to the Toronto International Film Festival: We Give You Famous Naked Titties. They may be old fuddy-duddies resistant to change and progress, but they can't argue that that's a pretty accurate description. After the cut, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Mena Suvari, and many more. more »
September 10, 2007
Keira Knightley Will Give You A-bone-ment in Atonement
Keira Knightley wants to make it very clear that she doesn't get naked in movie after movie because she's some kind of twisted nudity-loving pervert (damn!); it's all for her career. She's really ambitious, and ambition=nudity. All those prudey American actresses who refuse to show a boob now and then are just lazy and don't care about their careers or the art of film. Our gossip band leader, FemaleFirst, says: Keira Knightley refuses to keep her clothes on in her movies.Well isn't it quite fortunate that one of Mr. Skin's operatives happened to screen that very movie at the Toronto Film Festival this weekend. She's actually not technically naked, as her boobs and beav are seen beneath some soaking-wet clothes, but as Keira tends toward arty films that favor jump cuts and dark lighting, we'll take what we can get. And since Keira's British, she's probably required by law to prove her acting ability with respectable smut like Lady Chatterley's Lover or Fanny Hill, which are really just wall-to-wall nudity and fucking. So cheers to the Brits!
The Oscar-nominated actress - who nearly bares all when she emerges from a pond dripping wet in see-through underwear in new movie 'Atonement' - insists nudity is important in acting.
Keira told Britain's The Times newspaper: "If I wasn't prepared to take my clothes off on screen there would be a whole area of my job that I couldn't explore. And I can't sacrifice my job because of that.
"If I didn't do that scene then maybe my life would be easier. There are plenty of actresses, and certainly a lot of American actresses, who wouldn't have done this part because of that.
"But I was passionate about it, and had to do it no matter what it demanded."
May 18, 2007
Jerry Seinfeld Bee an Idiot
When you're in high school and need weed money really, really badly, you'll take any job you can get. Wearing a hot-dog costume and standing on a busy street frequented by your peers and yelling, "We've got big wieners here! Come and take a bite of our wieners!"? No problem. But Jerry Seinfeld is indisputably stinking rich. He has more cash than Lichtenstein has possessed in its entire history. He has no need to dress up in a bee costume and fly over the French Riviera. But we think we've figured this out. Jerry Seinfeld gets paid, what, $5 million to voice a character in Bee Movie. He then hires a really convincing Jerry Seinfeld impersonator to do the actual work for him, doing the voiceover, dressing up in silly costumes. This costs him, at most, one mil. The remainder, added to Jerry's already vast fortune and benefiting from the miracle of compound interest, will ensure that Jerry's kids (no, not those Jerry's kids) will be able to buy the entire state of California outright in about 2027.
April 25, 2007
Eva Amurri to Get Asexy
Susan Sarandon is a foxy old babe, right? And babes beget babes, so naturally you want to see Susan's daughter, Eva Amurri (who was really hot and badass in Saved!), doing the things that made Momma famous. Like getting all naked and lesbo with Catherine Deneuve on camera. Hey, Cathy's still really hot. Well, that might not happen anytime soon, but Eva does have a couple sex scenes in her new movie. Rush & Molloy report: Susan Sarandon might be squirming in her seat during the flick "The Education of Charlie Banks" Friday at the Tribeca Film Fest. Daughter Eva Amurri has two sex scenes in the movie, about a young woman caught between her boyfriend and a visitor with a sinister past. "Both are exciting to watch," Amurri told us. "In one of them, I got to wear a garter belt, which is my fantasy come true - ever since my prom dress."There's no mention of nudity, so we'll have to wait and see. Oh, and the best (and by best we mean worst) part? "It's Limp Bizkit rocker Fred Durst's directorial debut." So even if Eva is stark naked standing in front of the camera for fifteen minutes straight in great lighting there's a chance that her male costar will be requesting the she touch his balls and his ass for the better part of the movie. more »
March 13, 2007
BREAKING NUDES: South by Southwest 2007
It's that time again, when we send pervy guys with mad eyes into darkened theaters, armed with a pen, a notebook, and a nice long trench coat, to count boobies. This year's South by Southwest festival offers up Elisha Cuthbert showing (someone else's) breasts, Chloë Sevigny unsurprisingly dropping her top, and a very special shoutout to the man who is the sun in our pervy Milky Way, Mr. Skin. more »
January 23, 2007
BREAKING NUDES: Sundance 2007, Part 1
We're sure you've seen the pictures of Tara Reid, wrapped in the hides of Thumper's distant cousins, traipsing around Park City, Utah, most likely trolling for diamonds. But the question is, has she seen any movies? We're guessing probably not, as Sundance-caliber films might alert her to the fact that her starring vehicles are only half a notch up the quality scale from a Tori Spelling made-for-Lifetime movie (well, maybe half a notch down), sending her into a shame spiral that would keep her locked in her room Howard Hughes style until about 2035. And that's a lot of Tara Reid mocking time we'd be missing. So let's just hope that she stays out of the screening rooms. Leave the movies to us, where we will spy the boobies of Heather Graham, Parker Posey, Vera Farmiga, and many newcomers. more »
January 16, 2007
BREAKING NUDES: Christina Ricci's Boobs in Black Snake Moan Will Make Your (Insert Skin Color Here) Snake Moan
It's that time again, when celebs big and small don this season's it boot, covered in the fur of the rare Ukrainian three-toed chipmunk or some such, and trek all the way to un-bikini-friendly Utah to collect stacks of free size 24 Chip & Pepper jeans and Swarovski-crystal-studded can openers and get their pictures taken somewhere in the vicinity of snow--you know, for variety's sake--and to do something else. We can't quite remember what that last thing was. Wait, it's coming to us. It has something to do with Robert Redford. Oh, yeah, they watch movies! Well, at least the really serious stars sit through the opening credits of the really important films before they get an even more important text on their Blackberry. But those five minutes were enough for said star to espouse how truly genius and life-altering the film is. Us, we just care about boobies. And Black Snake Moan's got 'em. Christina Ricci's boobies to be precise. more »
September 18, 2006
BREAKING NUDES: Toronto Film Fest 2006 Part 2
As promised we're back with another report on who's taking off their tops in the Great White North at the 2006 Toronto Film Festival. And in this round a couple of career nudists have stepped up to the plate to help you score a home run--even if the only mitt there to catch you is your own hand. more »
September 12, 2006
BREAKING NUDES: Toronto Film Fest 2006
It's that time again, kids. Not quite as glitzy as Sundance (and with far fewer gift bags being horded by your Tara Reids and your Pam Andersons) but not quite as respected or, well, foreign as Cannes, it's The Toronto Film Festival. And what it lacks in celebrity swag seekers and high-profile filmic attendees it makes up for with boobs. Lots and lots of boobs. So sit back and let us tell you a little story about the brave actresses who went north of our border to show off what's north of their borders. more »
September 11, 2006
The Whole World's Topsy-Turvy: Fleck Wins Acting Award
As the Venice Film Festival wraps up, the powers-that-be are handing out awards to honor the festival's best and brightest, and the top acting honors went to Helen Mirren and Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck? more »
May 24, 2006
Cans at Cannes: The Bai Ling Years
You know it's a sad state of affairs when the only nip slip to be found at Cannes is attached to one Bai Ling. Spotting errant nippage from Ling is a little like spotting beach glass at the lakeshore--the first couple of chunks, you're like, "Oooh, pretty!" then you notice that the entire beach is coated in glass so you shrug and yawn and stare at a seagull trying to eat a used condom. Desperate times, people. Desperate times. more »
CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage
• Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess skin with scalpels.
• Ryan Seacrest pulls a Heather Chandler.
• Naomi Campbell "keeps new man quiet". By beating his larynx clean out of his throat with a Sidekick.
• Beginning our special cleavage (un)coverage from Cannes: Halle Berry's berries!
• Up next: Elizabeth Hurley, trotting out her old girls!
• And finally, Alyssa Milano's Micelli mams! A stupendous showing! Props to all!
• Michelle Rodriguez is heading back to jail. Must be a dream come true for her.
• Michelle Williams's dad was jailed for tax evasion. Maybe he and Lindsay Lohan's father can break out the jug and harmonica and form a prison band.
• Penn Jillette and wife name newborn son Zolten, because they want him to grow up to tell fortunes.
• Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell names her newborn daughter Bluebell Madonna, because she wants her to be a magical pet rabbit that strips.
• Ryan Seacrest pulls a Heather Chandler.
• Naomi Campbell "keeps new man quiet". By beating his larynx clean out of his throat with a Sidekick.
• Beginning our special cleavage (un)coverage from Cannes: Halle Berry's berries!
• Up next: Elizabeth Hurley, trotting out her old girls!
• And finally, Alyssa Milano's Micelli mams! A stupendous showing! Props to all!
• Michelle Rodriguez is heading back to jail. Must be a dream come true for her.
• Michelle Williams's dad was jailed for tax evasion. Maybe he and Lindsay Lohan's father can break out the jug and harmonica and form a prison band.
• Penn Jillette and wife name newborn son Zolten, because they want him to grow up to tell fortunes.
• Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell names her newborn daughter Bluebell Madonna, because she wants her to be a magical pet rabbit that strips.
March 15, 2006
Mischa Barton Puts The OH in Ohio
Mischa Barton. Naked. In a movie all about orgasms. Caught your attention, didn't we? more »
January 31, 2006
Marisa Tomei's Factitums
If you're a dirty old perv who trolls the internet from the comfort of Mom's dark and musty basement looking for pictures of naked bodies with Natalie Portman's or Beyoncé Knowles's head superimposed on top (and we know you are) then you probably already know that Marisa Tomei shows her tomatoes for the very first time in Factotum. In fact, we told you about it nearly a year ago. But after making the rounds in nearly every country but ours, it's finally made an appearance at Sundance. So some Americans now know what Marisa's meatballs look like. Just not you. more »
January 26, 2006
Michelle Williams Displays Her Tail Feathers in The Hawk Is Dying
We figured that after Dawson's Creek ended most of the show's principles would go the way of the cast of Degrassi Junior High and we'd wonder what ever happened to them in twenty years. But gawky Katie Holmes managed to land herself the role of a lifetime as Tom Cruise Wifebot #3, and bad girl Michelle Williams is doing her best to keep up. more »
Adrian Grenier RSS Feeds His Erect Affiliate Link to Two Bloggers
Entourage's Adrian Grenier allegedly had a threesome with two female bloggers at Sundance. So, to all the h8rs out there who keep telling us that writing this thing will never get us laid: haw haw. more »
January 25, 2006
Robin Tunney Shows Her Bobins and Bun-neys in Open Window
Remember when you saw The Craft and you thought, "Man, these chicks are hot, even if they would cut me open and gnaw on my still-beating heart. I hope I get to see them naked." Then you saw American History X and spied Fairuza Balk's white-power pontoons. And then you heard all the hype and went to see an arty movie you never would have paid any attention to called When Will I Be Loved and got to see Neve Campbell all kinds of naked. But you were still thinking, "What about that Robin Tunney? Can I see her naked?" You bet your pervy ass you can! more »
October 18, 2005
Breaking Nudes from the Chicago Int'l Film Fest
No, no, we're not literally breaking nudes, like Venus de Milo or nuthin'. We're just bringing you all the hot poop on the pretty famous ladies who are naked in movies that you will be seeing in the coming months. more »
September 27, 2005
BREAKING NUDES: Chicago International Film Festival Lineup Announced
We Chicagoans like to complain a lot. Our sports teams suck, winter lasts about nine months, and the wind is constantly messing up our hair. But at last we have something that the rest of you don’t: The first (and possibly only) U.S. screening of the highly anticipated and probably boob-filled film Havoc will happen at the 41st Chicago International Film Festival. Suck on that, Cleveland. more »
September 21, 2005
Shadowboxer Has T&A But No Shadowy Box
One of the more bizarre films screened at the Toronto Film Festival last week has to be Shadowboxer. It stars British Shakespearian actress Helen Mirren as an assassin and Cuba Gooding Jr. as her lover. (And you thought Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball was bizarre.) Helen shows a bit of her regal rear during a sex scene with Cuba, but the rest of the nudity is left to supporting cast members. But don't worry; Mirren's been naked in twelve other films, so you'll be pretty busy getting to know her body of work. Vanessa Ferlito also has a sex scene with Gooding in which she shows her breasts. There's also a sex scene between Maria Soccor and Stephen Dorff in which Maria's breasts are bouncing around--and there's a shot of Stephen's condom-covered penis, if you're into that sort of thing.
See Helen and Vanessa and Maria all at MrSkin.com.
See Helen and Vanessa and Maria all at MrSkin.com.
Opie's Baby Girl Shows All Three B's in Manderlay
We told you about Bryce Dallas Howard's nudity in the upcoming Lars von Trier film Manderlay back in May when it debuted at the Cannes Film Festival, but we never tire of talking about boobs so we thought we'd mention it again. After all, it's not every film that includes nudity by the grown up daughter of a former child star (yeah, yeah, we know, Ron Howard is a big-time director now, we'll stop calling him Opie, just get off our back, will ya?). Back in May we didn't have much info on exactly what Bryce shows in Manderlay, but now that the film has played at the Toronto Film Festival we know she gives us everything (quite a debut). And we know she's a real redhead. (You think Lindsay Lohan is ever going to prove that? Fat chance.) Her best scene is when she's viewed full-frontally nude before getting into some interracial sex. We bet Richie Cunningham is proud. Stayed tuned for further information on a U.S. release date.
See Bryce at MrSkin.com.
See Bryce at MrSkin.com.
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Has Tits Tits But No Tang Tang
You can't really go wrong with a comedic murder mystery starring Robert Downey Jr. and involving a charter named Mr. Frying Pan. But in case those elements don't speak to the moviegoer in you, the director of Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang wisely threw in some female nudity to fill the seats. Michelle Monaghan spends a lot of her screen time in her underwear, but she also provides a nice pair of breasts when she undresses and gets in bed. Tanja Reichert shows up as a screaming, topless B-movie actress who gets her head slapped off by a werewolf (bet you haven't seen that in any other films this year). Shannyn Sossamon reveals her cannons while getting felt up by Corbin Bernsen. And just in case that isn't enough for you, there are a few anonymous breasts thrown into the mix. The film has been making the festival circuit for a few months now (including Toronto last week) and will make its limited U.S. release on October 21st.
See Michelle and Tanja and Shannyn all at MrSkin.com.
See Michelle and Tanja and Shannyn all at MrSkin.com.
Maria Bello Makes Viggo Mortensen Get Biggo in A History of Violence
Maria Bello has proven that she's not a shy woman. She's proven it in Permanent Midnight. And in Duets. And Auto Focus. And don't forget about The Cooler. Basically the lady likes her tits. As she should. And in A History of Violence she gives us a three-B bonanza. We see her buns during two different sex scenes with our favorite Middle Earth dweller, Viggo Mortensen, and then she shows off a spectacular full-frontal view when she exits the bathroom in an open robe. And if you missed A History of Violence when it premiered last week at the Toronto Film Festival, fear not, it opens nationwide on September 30th.
Check out the body that Maria's so proud of at MrSkin.com.
Check out the body that Maria's so proud of at MrSkin.com.
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