filed under: Eva Green

You know what must be great about being an actress? Knowing that all you have to do is mention your boobies and everyone on the internet will be talking about you all day. Feeling unappreciated? Mention how you'd consider doing a nude scene for the sake of art. Instant adoration. And as Eva Green proves, it even works when the world has already seen every last inch of your naked flesh. Says our favorite English tease, FemaleFirst:

Eva Green would be willing to strip naked in a movie.

The Bond girl - who previously starred in erotic French film 'The Dreamers' which involved her character having a threesome - is happy to shed her clothes if the script demands it.

Eva said: "My god, in America it was a big deal to have a nude scene. 'The Dreamers' was my first feature film and I don't know if I could do it again, but I like to show emotions and if that mean being naked and it's not gratuitous I might do it. "With Bond it was fine, though, because they are not ready to show nipples in Bond films yet!"

The 'Casino Royale' actress also admits she is worried her sultry Bond character will prevent her from landing other movie roles in the future.

She said: "I am aware of the whole sexy French girl thing. You become a product and people typecast you. It is very stressful, because you take it personally if you are not right for a part and you question yourself a lot."

We've seen The Dreamers. And we're pretty sure that not even Eva's gynecologist has seen her body in such detail. So we're not sure why it would ever be an option for Eva to not consider nudity. But maybe we're missing something in that whole "sexy French girl" "typecast" thing. We've never heard of a French prude with a no-nudity clause. Maybe that'll be Eva's way of blazing a very unsexy trail--the chaste Frenchwoman trail.

• Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new Kardashian. Bla-DOW! (The Blemish)

• Flash go the cameras, and out winks the Halle Berry cotton cheek-splitter. (Taxi Driver)

• Brendan Fraser got his head replanted for the winter. (Cityrag)

• Something something about the Hogans . . . something divorce, lawsuit something something-or-other? Oh, whatever. You'd never see the Iron Sheik in this embarrassing position. (Derek Hail)

• Vintage Cindy Crawford--before the Pepsi commercial, before the Gere, back when Aaron Neville face goober was but a freckle on the horizon. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Amy Winehouse has cancelled all her tour dates. Her doctor cites "the rigors involved in touring" and "emotional strain" as the reasons. Which sound like legitimate medical excuses, right up there with "the vapors" and "consumption" and "the grippe". (The Hollywood Gossip)

• "Greetings and salutations. My eyebrows are on top of my skull." (Dlisted)

• Eva Green is a gorgeous gothick angel sent from crazy Joan Collins style heaven and placed upon this earth to teach us all about beauty and love and eyeliner. (Lainey Gossip)

• Face it--you're never going to touch Jessica Alba. So instead, set your sights on her slightly more attainable stunt double! (Daily Stab)

What better way to celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month than by talking about how awesome and bouncy and soft boobs are? We really can't think of a better way. And since you douchebags love lists almost as much as you love titties, Film Threat put together a little historical countdown, complete with a cleavage-fest via YouTube clips. So here they are, in somewhat chronological order, the best bazooms in moviedom:

Mae West
Jane Russell
Marilyn Monroe
Dorothy Dandridge
Jayne Mansfield
Sophia Loren
Elizabeth Taylor
Brigitte Bardot
Ursula Andress
Honor Blackman
Raquel Welch
Chesty Morgan
Tura Satana
Uschi Digard
Pam Grier
Jennifer Connelly
Monica Bellucci
Rosario Dawson
Scarlett Johansson
Eva Green
Jennifer Tilly
Asia Argento
Thandie Newton
Helen Mirren
Jessica Rabbit

Seriously? Jessica fucking Rabbit? Is that the best you could do, Film Threat? Did you think to yourselves, "Man, we've exhausted all the luscious lung pillows in Hollywood. There is not one set of sweater kittens left worth ogling. Guess we better talk about some cartoon casabas"? Did Lindsay Lohan's meaty Mean Girls-era mounds not make the list due to the creepy teenage factor? Did you disregard Elizabeth Hurley because she seems like a bit of a shrew? Did Jessica Simpson get cut because you've never actually been able to watch her on film for longer than three minutes? Was there really not one single set of Hollywood hooters that you found more appealing than Jessica Rabbit's paper-and-ink pom poms? more »

Usually when an actress makes her debut in a movie where she's naked for roughly 86% of the running time and has threeway sex with her brother and a friend, we expect great things from her in the future. But not with Eva Green. She says, "F that. You'll never see my bobbies again." To Eva, CNW says, "Twas good knowing you. Now step out of the way. We think there might be a naked girl behind you." more »

The speculation is over! Rejoicing can commence! Children of all races, religions, and creeds can hold hands and dance under a rainbow raining sunflower petals! Because the new Bond girl has finally been named, and it's a French chick named Eva Green. Add her to new James Bond Daniel Craig and we've got a movie full of people nobody knows. Oh, wait, scratch that. Eva Green was the chick in The Dreamers. Sorry, we didn't recognize her with clothes on. more »

Eva Green. OK. Not only does she posess the two most perfect natural globules of teat meat in all of Europe, she likes to get naked on screen. She likes it so dang much that she's willing to sass legendary director Ridley Scott for cutting out her schtup scenes. Whatta wo-man! more »