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August 18, 2008

Portia and Ellen Become Wife and Wife

Some clam shuckers got hitched this weekend. Yay California! According to the Daily Mail:

Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia de Rossi were married following an intimate ceremony in the grounds of their LA home.

Fewer than 20 of the couple's family and friends gathered at sunset for the civil service ceremony but the event attracted a swarm of press anxious to get a glimpse of the lesbian couple.

As they posed for official photographers, the loved-up pair were clearly enjoying their big day.

Former comic and sitcom star DeGeneres wore a loose-fitting white chiffon shirt, white waistcoat and trousers while de Rossi wore a cream and pale pink halterneck dress by designer Zac Posen.

The couple have been dating since December 2004 and DeGeneres announced her plans to wed her lover on her chat show in May.

DeGeneres and de Rossi now live together in Beverly Hills with their four cats.

Was it really important to throw in a mention of their four cats? And if so, why stop there? Why not go on to describe the hers and hers power tools in the garage and the cabinet in the kitchen stuffed with hundreds of varieties of herbal tea?

The wonderful and hilarious Yeeeah! has more blurry pics of the lezzie ceremony. more »

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July 08, 2008

Ellen Degeneres is a Top; Portia de Rossi is a Topless

Between posting pictures of Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson and now Ellen Degeneres with femme friend Portia de Rossi, CelebNewsWire is quickly becoming LesbianCoupleWire. The next time you come here, the background will be rainbow flags and there will be a nice Joan Armatrading midi playing. For now, please enjoy these pictures of Portia and Ellen on vacation, especially because Portia felt the need to go topless (pics after the cut) to sun her microscopic mams. Talk about Arrested Development. Hi-yooooooo!

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December 06, 2007

Knudist Knightley Gets Knaked: One More Time, with Feeling

Ah, Keira Knightley. Fair of face and foul of mouth, she's always game to say the word "tits", or brandish her actual tits, especially when she's promoting a new film. Keira appiera'ed on Ellen today, and they discussed this Interview cover:

Ellen: Why do you love posing nude?

Keira: I don’t know. People ask and I just say yes.

Ellen: You just say ok?

Keira: Yeah, I will learn to say no. At the moment, my friends actually have bets going on that I can’t actually do a photo shoot keeping my clothes on . . . I think I find it vaguely liberating, which I hope I don’t become a nudist.

Ellen: You’re on your way.

Keira: I am, I’m on my way.

Well, seeing how Keira's in corsets in 92% of her films, it's easy to understand why she'd be so eager to let her torso fly free. Though we can't really get behind the Clockwork Orange-meets-Cabaret-meets-Taco's-version-of-"Puttin' on the Ritz" look of this cover. She's kind of reminiscent of Freddie Mercury. Only Freddie had bigger cans.

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March 02, 2007

Ellen DeGeneres Gets Decaying Thumbs up from Lucille Ball

Hollywood reincarnation shocker! Ellen DeGeneres is Lucille Ball's grandmother! Even more shocking? Lucy's grandfather: a lesbian Chihuahua named Buttercup. more »

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December 15, 2006

Talkin' Bout Nipples, Talkin' Bout Anne Hathaway Nipples

There was a time when we talked about Anne Hathaway nearly every day. We drooled and wagged our tongues over the thought of her rumored hardcore beaver-baring scenes in Havoc like a schnauzer presented with a snausage. But then we saw Havoc. And while the knockers were nice, there wasn't anything more, and Anne was replaced by sure things, like Britney's bald beefbox. But today we will take a brief sojourn and return to Anne as she talks about her red-carpet sheer-dress debacle of yore. more »

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January 11, 2005

Ellen's Lesbian Wars Heat Up

What's a girl to do when some brazen hussy swoops in and steals her lesbian lover? Sue the bitch for theft, of course. Ellen DeGeneres made headlines in December for dumping her lover of four years, Alexandra Hedison, for younger, blonder, and hotter lesbo lady Portia de Rossi. Now Alex is fighting back--Victorian style! more »

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December 28, 2004

Portia Removes ALL Traces of Ex.

Mere weeks after their breakup, Portia de Rossi is having a tattoo of her ex's initials surgically removed. We're sure that Portia has given the matter much agonizing thought. Or, about as much thought as a person who gets a tattoo of a significant other is capable of giving. more »

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December 13, 2004

Ellen DeGeneres Trades Up

Extra! Extra! Award-winning star with a hit television show dumps longterm lady love for a stunning young blonde. No, silly fool, we're not talking about some bloated middle-aged Hollywood actor, we're talking about Ellen DeGeneres! more »

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