filed under: Dita Von Teese

• Twilight mania's at an all time high! And so is star Kristen Stewart. (ONTD)

• Chelsea Handler may be posing nude for Playboy, because she's so popular and everyone likes her show, right? (Yeeeah!)

• Pete Wentz tries to explain his and Ashlee's choice of the name Bronx Mowgli. "We're retarded" is a good start. (Pop on the Pop)

• Mariah Carey refused to drink a glass of champagne. In the celebrity bump watch world, that's pretty much on the same level as the baby crowning. (Anything Hollywood)

• Dita von Teese naked in German Playboy. That isn't much of a teese. (Celebitchy)

• Average joes weigh in: who'd you most like to see in a lesbian scene? The answers may astound you. (Mr. Skin)

• Megan Fox claims that she looks like Ted Nugent in a wig. Wang dang! Sweet poontang. (Digital Spy)

• Even more photos of Britney Spears looking hot hot hooootttttttttt in Rolling Stone. Hooooootttttt. Hot. (Allie Is Wired)

• Cleavage-bearing Rihanna in her usual robo-Gene Simmons wear. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Karolina Kurkova's missing belly button: another mystery solved. Thanks, Encyclopedia Brown! (CelebWarship)

To the left: Dita Von Teese managing to exit a car without falling prey to the gynecological scourge that's been befalling starlets for the past couple of years. After the cut, see into Evan Rachel Wood's future . . . see into the flesh wallet that used to house Marilyn Manson's gothic death lance. Spoo-oo-ooky! more »

In the wake of his pending divorce from bubbly, professional naked lady Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson has finally opened up about his relationship with 19-years-younger actress Evan Rachel Wood. He told the newspaper Le Parisien (via Glosslip),

"I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She's 19 and certainly that's very young but that's not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn."

Of course there would be many, many interests that would overlap when you're talking about a 19-year-old girl and a 38-year-old man. Lip Smackers gloss, watching The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, choreographing dances to Kelly Clarkson songs with friends, texting, figuring out how to sneak a Pomtini at Ruby Tuesday, and giving your dad the finger behind the safety of your locked bedroom door. more »

We didn't say anything about it at the time because we didn't want to worry you, but last week we reached our gossip breaking point. It was that last Britney Spears story that did it. Faced with another morning of trying make fresh the same old Cheeto, Ugg boot, and flashed gash joke, we went clean over the edge and had to be coaxed out from under our desks, where we sat, trembling, in a homemade hat fashioned out of a Jiffy Pop packaging and muttering "can't type . . . too Toxic . . . can't type . . . too Toxic." Lucky for us, Marilyn Manson has come along and traded hot young burlesque dancer wife Dita Von Teese for hot barely-legal actress girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood and saved us from ourselves! Out with the shitty weave and in with the prosthetic goth-tits! more »

The brief, beautiful, cursed union between burlesque cutie Dita Von Teese and sad clown Marilyn Manson has come to a sad close. Dita is allegedly attempting to file for divorce, but she can't seem to locate her Satanic spouse to serve him with papers. A "source" close to the dancer reports:

"She really tried to make this work but he's not been responsive. She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed."

And when she says "too many demons," she means it literally. He keeps them as pets. Dita is tired of them trip-trapping around their home with their cloven hooves and leaving diabolical little stools on the flotaki rug. more »

Usually, when we post pictures of actresses in various states of undress, we end up using garishly-lit paparazzi photos that include unflattering angles, disheveled clothing, armpit stubble, and such and such. But we only do that for you, the reader. We at CelebNewsWire are not boorish curs like the rest of you. We have class and style and grace. We wear antique cufflinks and use monogrammed hankies and secret our opium away in the ivory knob of our walking stick. And that's why today, we'd like to class it up with these pictures of Dita Von Teese and Scarlett Johansson lezzing out for Flaunt magazine.

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