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We have no idea why superhot supermodel Claudia Schiffer is provocatively posing for GQ with surprisingly still employed 3rd Rock from the Sun doofus Joseph Gordon-Levitt or why such pictures would make us want to purchase $320 Hermès boxer shorts, but we're not one to ignore lingerie pics just because they don't have a discernible purpose. And we know it's not quite as exciting as the Official Celebrity Sex Tape Week that just passed, but you're just going to have to make due with a hot lady in her underwear. We'll try to dig up security-tape footage of Jamie Spears personally inspecting Britney's nether regions for the existence of panties tomorrow, but for now, enjoy these pics (and find more at GQ's official site).

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Supermodel-turned-housewife Claudia Schiffer has been on our minds quite a bit lately, what with her ex-fiance, David Copperfield, being investigated for luring unsuspecting women to a tropical locale whereupon he honked them about the hooters and other unsavory doings. Did Claudia know about this? Had Copperfield ever employed this magic on her? Did she ever find herself exiled on Grope Island? Was their entire relationship a sham, Copperfield having employed his mind control hoodoo skills, forcing fair Claudia to sign away her innocence to the creepy magic man? These are the questions that weigh upon us at night. That, and wondering if she'll ever show us her nipples again. After the cut, one of those questions is answered. Guess which? more »

Topless supermodels. Are you getting tired of them yet? Because, seriously, if we see another paparazzi shot of some flawless creature with long, impossibly silken locks, gravity-defying naturally upturned breasts, slim hips, legs that go from here to Uranus, and a stomach you could chop tomatoes on, we're gonna shut down this website and start a nice blog about Christian values. Because, God, we hate supermodels. Especially topless ones. :))))) J/K we totally don't LOLLLZZZZZ!!!!!!11111 more »