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July 17, 2008

Claire Danes: A Total Square

Here Claire Danes is shown in a bikini demonstrating the effects of Hollywood's newest diet trend: The Gumby.

Claire Danes bikini pic courtesy of Gossip Girls.

Gumby pic courtesy of Pokey.

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July 26, 2007

My So-Called Nip

Here's something that might blow your mind--there is such a thing as "MTV Canada". That's right, our neighbors to the north have their very own version of MTV. We've not seen it but can only imagine that the only videos they have are by the Crash Test Dummies and Our Lady Peace, and their take on My Super Sweet Sixteen involves slightly petulant but still friendly young girls who yell, "Mom! You didn't get me the ultra deluxe chipper shredder??? Yer ruining my life, eh!" Oh, and Claire Danes's snoob, apparently. After the cut! more »

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May 30, 2007

CNW Junk Drawer: Stuff on My Lohan

• Jessica Simpson dons dress with Venetian blind chestpiece. (Yeeeah!)

• Fun with Photoshop: "Stuff on My Lohan". Hee hee hee hee hee! (Cityrag)

• Hollywood romance meets the Primetime weekend mystery: Brittany Murphy has awesome taste in men! (ICYDK)

• Claire Danes and My So-Called Nip. (Taxi Driver)

• Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias have broken up. It was all downhill after he chopped the Raisinette off his face. (Hollywood Tuna) UPDATE: They're still together, choco-krispie or no.

• Eva Mendes admits that she had a swig or two of booze to calm her nerves before shooting a sex scene opposite Joaquin Phoenix. As a recovering alcoholic, he surely found the taste of Beam on the breath an intoxicating impetus to make the scene that much more authentically passionate. Man, was that too mean? (Derek Hail)

• Lindsay's dad offers up some Christian advice whilst wearing a tank top. (GlossLip)

• When you're faced with a daunting jail sentence after violating parole following a DUI, how to lift your spirits? Build-A-Bear Workshop, girlfriend! (Celebrity Puke)

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January 10, 2007

CNW Junk Drawer: The Hottie and the Nottie

• Billy Crudup dumped his seven-months-preggo girlfriend to throw it into Claire Danes. Now Claire Danes is rebounding from HER Crudup breakup (say that five times fast) with a dude who digs dudes. Yeah, that sounds about right.

• Paris says she is getting very, very serious about her acting. And to prove her very, very serious commitment to her craft, she is starring in the very, very serious motion picture The Hottie and the Nottie.

• Suzanne Somers's home burned to the ground. Her reaction? "YAAAAAY! COOOOOOOOL! HOORAAAAYYY!"

• Lindsay Lohan went out and partied-as-a-verb a mere two days after her alleged appendix surgery. Yeah, so? What's the big deal? You don't need an appendix to metabolize tequila and blow, DUHHHH.

• The People's Choice Awards are funny because it seems that no actual People knew that they were happening.

• DJ AM and Mandy Moore are hooking it up. After riding Nicole Richie for lo, so many years, the womanly softness of the divine Mandy must be like floating on a cloud of baby chicks wearing angora hats. Ahhhh.

• Britney's new man has a name and a MySpace. Did her vagina tell him "thx 4 the add!!!"?

• Et tu, Drew and Fab?

• Is it just us, or has Mr. Blackwell just recycled the same old "worst dressed" list every year since 2000? He's still probably pissed that he can't put Cher on it anymore.

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September 12, 2006

Claire's So-called Shirt

I am so, like, bummed today. I spent all day working on a mix tape for Jordan Catalano, because I know if I just do some little thing or whatever he'll think I'm cool and want to be my boyfriend and make out with me under the science wing stairwell and life will just be perfect. But then I realized that it would never be good enough, because he likes like The Ramones and Archers of Loaf and stuff and my mom is so mean she'll only buy me lame CDs like Frente! and The Lemonheads and that will never impress Jordan Catalano, because he is so . . . so Jordan Catalano, and he's so cool and whatever and he'll never love me. So I just gave up on the mix tape and decided to show him my nipples instead.

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September 27, 2005

BREAKING NUDES: Chicago International Film Festival Lineup Announced

We Chicagoans like to complain a lot. Our sports teams suck, winter lasts about nine months, and the wind is constantly messing up our hair. But at last we have something that the rest of you don’t: The first (and possibly only) U.S. screening of the highly anticipated and probably boob-filled film Havoc will happen at the 41st Chicago International Film Festival. Suck on that, Cleveland. more »

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September 19, 2005

Claire Danes Shows Her Bare Buns in Shopgirl

Claire Danes seems to be quickly losing her wholesome image (snatching Billy Crudup away from his seven-months-pregnant wife sure helped that along). For years all we had to cling to was Claire’s nip slip in Polish Wedding. Then last year she was gracious enough to give us both of her tiny teets in Stage Beauty. Now in Shopgirl she has garnered us with a lingering view of her naked buns. There’s only one piece left in her nudity trifecta. Get a gander at this piece of the puzzle when Shopgirl opens on October 21st.
See Claire at MrSkin.com.

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Toronto 2005: Update on the Boobs

Late on Friday afternoon we brought you news of all the noteworthy nudes appearing at the Toronto Film Festival, but we understand that by three o’clock on a Friday afternoon most of you are either passed out drunk on the office liquor stash or you have placed a look-alike blow-up doll in your desk chair and are off to find your dealer (his supply usually runs short on the weekends). So to better serve you, our delinquent readers, we will update our earlier post with more juicy nudie details. more »

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September 16, 2005

BREAKING NUDES: Toronto Film Fest 2005

For the past week some of our most eagle-eyed boob afficianadoes have been braving the dangerous streets of Toronto, bugging out their eyes at film after film searching for those wayward nips and flashes of gash. And boy did they ever find some. more »

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January 18, 2005

Claire: Light as Air

Far be it from us to slap a giant sticker that says "I Brake For Purging" on a celebrity, but after getting a close gander at Claire Danes at the Golden Globes, we had to wonder if she's been so wrapped up in all that homewrecking that she simply hasn't found the time to eat anything. For months. more »

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Mr. Skin's Nudity Review: Claire Danes
CNdb: Claire Danes Review