filed under: Christian Bale

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Christian Bale has the number one movie on the planet with The Dark Knight, but he is in deep number two for allegedly giving his mother and sister a na na na na na na na na BEAT DOWNNNN! Reports Digital Spy:

Batman star Christian Bale will face police questioning today over claims that he assaulted his mother and sister.

A complaint was lodged against the actor by mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at a police station in Hampshire yesterday. They have alleged that Bale "lashed out" at them on Sunday night at central London's Dorchester Hotel.

Police decided to delay questioning until today because they did not want to spoil last night's Dark Knight premiere in the West End, one report suggests.

A source told The Sun: "It would have been wrong to wreck the premiere over a complaint which we do not yet know is founded in truth. Mr Bale will be contacted at the earliest opportunity and be asked to provide an account of what happened."

It's awesome how everyone is so rapturous about The Dark Knight that police are willing to overlook its star slapping around female family members. Like, "we could head over and take him in for quick questioning and make sure he's not a mom-basher, buuuuuuut he's Batman." And then the officers high fived and headed over to Hardee's for commemorative Dark Knight plastic cups and Bat-rings.