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Kate Hudson continues to bore us with her humping choices. But at least this time we've been there before, so we can just pretend it's 2001 again and not have to get used to anything new. Plus, in 2001 nobody had formed the brilliant idea to combine celebrity names into one zippy catchphrase yet, so Kate and Chris Robinson have got that going for them. According to MSNBC:

Just days after Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong went their separate ways, the tabloid grapevine had the actress in the arms of her ex-boyfriend, former hockey pro Eric Lindros.

Now OK magazine reports the “Fool’s Gold” star is getting cozy with another ex — her ex-husband, Chris Robinson.

Kate and the Black Crowes rocker reportedly were caught in a lip-lock just outside the apartment she shares with their son, Ryder.

“They were really affectionate with each other and gave each other a kiss which lasted much longer than a platonic kiss should last — 20 seconds, maybe a little longer,” an eyewitness revealed. “Without going into all the details, the kiss was more than just friends. They seemed like (there was) something more going on and were very affectionate with each other.”

How long should a platonic kiss last, eyewitness? Eight seconds? Ten? And were you standing by with a stop watch or a waterproof Timex to see just how much more than friends Kate and Chris were? God, you're nosy, eyewitness. Don't you have some scrapbooking or something to keep you busy? more »

Yesterday we learned that little Ryder Russell Robinson's mommy possesses an ass that resembles two delectably stuffed throw pillows. Today we learn that his daddy smells a lot like Keith Richards. According to Page Six:

RYDER Robinson, the 4-year-old son of Kate Hudson and Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, knows what a grown-up party smells like. While staying at the Raleigh in South Beach, Hudson and Ryder got into an elevator that "smelled like cigarettes and booze from the night before," our spy said. Ryder looked at his mother and said, "It smells like Daddy's concert!" Mother and son are in Miami while Hudson makes a movie and hangs out with ex-boyfriend, Owen Wilson. Also at the hotel (and filming as well) were Renée Zellweger and Demi Moore.

Since Ryder is only four, we don't expect him to recognize more than an overall odor. But he is heir to the Black Crowes empire, so by at least seven or eight we would expect his palate to have developed enough to distinguish between tobacco and weed and Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. And by no later than ten, Ryder will be able to tell you with one swift whiff which Jamaican municipality produced the pot you're about to smoke.

As we mentioned before, Kate Hudson's marriage is not only over, she's reportedly saddled up, slipped her dainty feet into the well-worn stirrups, and trotted off on the sinewy back of The Butterscotch Stallion. But the impetus for doing so might not be a simple "irreconcilable differences"--Kate reportedly has grown weary of playing the part of the meat in a Chris Robinson-giggling groupie sandwich. more »

Yesterday we were indescribably bored by the break-up of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson because there were no details. Today we learn that Kate might be getting some sweet, sweet salad tossing from a Stallion of the Butterscotch variety. Way to go, Kate. You caught our interest with nary a slipped nip in sight. more »

We warned you, Kate Hudson, but you just wouldn't listen. Let this be a lesson to future scissors-averse starlets: If you allow your son's hair to grow to Cornsilk Cabbage Patch Kid Becky LaRue lengths, you will end up in divorce court. It's simple cause and effect, people. more »