Are you are the type of gentleman who enjoys snatching ladies' knickers from clothing lines? Would you like to indulge your lacy, frilly hobby without getting arrested and boxed about the gonads (again)? Is your idea of the "ultimate score" a pair of hamburgled drawers that were once worn by a woman of note who possesses an infamously large rear?

Then turn to your friend Mr. Skin, who is giving you the chance to win a bra and panty set that was donned by actress/world-renowned ass model Vida Guerra! Details under the cut.  

• Vida Guerra displays her ripe rump for mateworthy males in Playboy.

• Daryl Hannah "arrested for farm protest"? What the . . . ? What kind of sick person protests farming?

• Ashlee Simpson's in the new issue of Marie Claire talking about how women should embrace themselves no matter what size or shape and love their flaws. Accompanied by a nice pictorial spread of her showing off her new rhinoplasty, collagen-infused lips, and cantaloupe diet waistline.

• The other day, Britney, Kevin and Federspears the Younger were photographed together for the first time since March. Oh, they're definitely a loving couple fully committed to one another. We're convinced now.

• Paris and Lindsay fight over Stamos Nachos. They just can't get enough of his warm, cheesy goodness.

• Heather Mills McCartney, soon to be defrocked and downgraded to "Just Plain Heather Mills but a $200 million richer Heather Mills so f u very much", makes viewers sing, "Hey Boob/Don't be a prude/Take some naked pics/And make wangs bigger".

• Some kids like football, some kids like video games, some kids like Legos. Pam Anderson's sons' favorite toy is her stripper pole.

• Brittany Murphy may be tinier than a baby flea, but her rack can compete with the best of them.

• You know what isn't tiny? Screech from Saved by the Bell's weenis.

• Jennifer Aniston's got pokies. And she knows how to use 'em.  

You may not know FHM model Vida Guerra's name or her face, but chances are, you know her keister. Her ass is like the Taj Mahal of asses. Her ass is the Mona Lisa of asses in a sea of Bob Ross-ian winter mountain scene asses. If fame were based solely on posterior power, Vida's ass would be starring in movies with Tom Cruise and opening its own restaurant in Miami. At any rate, you can see more of this staggeringly succulent sitter, along with her other nudie bits, via--you guessed it--hacked cell phone pics (catch the fever! Sex tapes are sooooo 2004).