This one's for all you people out there who are fans of that elusive breed known as the Butterface. Sarah Jessica Parker, the patron saint of those with the Land o' Lakes visage, shows some highly perfect buttocks (pic pretty much NSFW) through a see-through, soaking wet dress during a movie shoot. Whip out your knives, dairy lovers. This one's highly spreadable.  

The Gap has unceremoniously dropped singer Joss Stone from their ad campaign after they found out that she's shacking up with a much older man. Joss replaced Sarah Jessica Parker, who herself was replaced for being extremely old and rather homely.
The Gap:
Older boyfriends, an equine face = bad
Sweatshops and child labor = totally f-ing sweet!  

We already said it once today, but seriously folks, this celebrity de-coupling has got to end. Our cold, stone hearts may never recover if Hollywood doesn't start feeling the love. Is this how the Brits and the gays felt when Charles and Diana split?