• Heidi Klum impregnated by Seal; expecting another flipper baby.

• Posh Spice to become godmother to Ginger Spice's baby daughter, Bluebell Spice. That's nice. When Bluebell needs advice on bulimia, tanning beds, and how to be a good trophy wife, she'll have a wealth of information at her fingertips.

• Yet MORE Toni Braxton nipples. You can put those things away now, honey.

• Nicole Kidman sends a case of beer to the paparazzi. We assume the reason for this was so that they wouldn't notice that her face has been freshly pulled, drawn up and over the back of her skull, and tacked into place for her upcoming nuptials.

• Robert Evans divorcing. Seventh time ain't the charm, apparently.

• Tera Patrick pics from FHM magazine. Which must stand for Fricking Humpable Mams.

• SNL's Andy Samberg gets Dunsted!

• Jen Love Hewitt's hugetits strapped in by nothing but a flimsy . . . Yoko Ono shirt?

• Michelle Rodriguez dreams of a relationship with Colin Farrell, but sadly, it can never be. Because he's not a girl.  

• Harrison Ford refuses to admit it's not 1987 and continues to wear "rebellious" earring. Ooooh, you bad!

• Nicole Kidman hates her tall, willowy model figure and wants to be short n' dumpy like you and me.

• Britney, inspired by a recent movie, wants to name her baby "Charlie". Well, we suppose that's better than Jordan Two Delta.

• Women keep marrying Robert Evans. The mind boggles.

• Seriously, though. Chappelle's Show is not coming back. It's not ever coming back. It's gone. You have to move on, man. Just move on.

• Maddy calls Braddy his daddy.

• The kids, they seem to like the Eva Longoria. Here are some Rolling Stone pictures, you slimy pervos.