It's the week between Christmas and New Year's, when it seems that only about 10% of Americans are working (and if our British gossip site oracles are any indication, all of England is asleep in their figgy puddings right now) and we can't see past our bulging gut thanks to that leftover batch of Santa-shaped sugar cookies we scarfed down for breakfast, so we weren't expecting much from the gossip world today. Of course we had forgotten that during the holiday season celebrities spend time lounging in tropical locales donning very little clothing. So today we're collecting more celebrity breast meat than you can shake your stick at. Happy Holidays!  

You're Ricky Martin and you notice that people are making a lot of insinuations that you like to take big fat cocks in your ass. So you say to yourself, "I should do an interview with a magazine and talk candidly about my non-gay sex life. I should tell this magazine that I love to pee on people, because that will make people think of R. Kelly, and R. Kelly likes fifteen-year-old girls, which is as un-gay as you can get. Yes, that's it. I will associate myself with R. Kelly. This cannot backfire." Of course you, Ricky Martin, forgot that R. Kelly has been Trapped in the Closet for months now.