Memorial Day weekend! Whoo! Party! While you were busy getting wasted and playing grab-ass, Oliver Stone and Christian Slater were busy . . . getting wasted . . . and, uh, playing grab-ass. Also.  

It seems that Oliver Stone has no idea what year it is. If we had just directed Alexander, we would revert to 1999 and pretend that Any Given Sunday was our latest film, too.  

The thudding failure of his poorly-scripted, poorly-acted epic about Macedonian conqueror Alexander has taught director Oliver Stone a lesson: stick with what you know: poorly-scripted, poorly-acted epics about modern politicians. Next up: Thatcher!