• Christie Brinkley's husband says sorry. "Sorry! Sorry for having sexy sex with a teenager. Seriously, sorry about that. My b."
• David Hasselhoff as Captain Hook in a London production of Peter Pan? Those are some prettygay big shoes to fill. Only one man can replace The Hoff, and that's The Fonz. Ayyyyy.
• Paparazzi, please stop taking photographs of Natalie Portman. Or she will make her hair look like Annette Bening's circa 1989 and then waggle a hand at you in a vaguely threatening manner.
• Britney's little sister, Sean P Federline, and a turd on a stick. You heard us.
• I've had it with these motherfucking Mo'Niques on this motherfucking plane!
• Seacrest out? No. Lance Bass out? HELL YES! You go, girlfriend!
• Agent Scully is preggo . . . by an alien! No, by a businessman. Whatever.
• Carmen Electra, former wife of Dennis Rodman and newly split from Dave Navarro, was seen on a date with Jamie Foxx. Well, you know the old saying: once you go black, you go back once and then a few years later you look in the mirror and say "I'm married to a guy who still wears eyeliner and feather boas in 2006" and THEN you vow to never go back. Or something.
• Did Fergie get dumped? Get dumped get dumped get dumped? Check it out.
• David Hasselhoff as Captain Hook in a London production of Peter Pan? Those are some pretty
• Paparazzi, please stop taking photographs of Natalie Portman. Or she will make her hair look like Annette Bening's circa 1989 and then waggle a hand at you in a vaguely threatening manner.
• Britney's little sister, Sean P Federline, and a turd on a stick. You heard us.
• I've had it with these motherfucking Mo'Niques on this motherfucking plane!
• Seacrest out? No. Lance Bass out? HELL YES! You go, girlfriend!
• Agent Scully is preggo . . . by an alien! No, by a businessman. Whatever.
• Carmen Electra, former wife of Dennis Rodman and newly split from Dave Navarro, was seen on a date with Jamie Foxx. Well, you know the old saying: once you go black, you go back once and then a few years later you look in the mirror and say "I'm married to a guy who still wears eyeliner and feather boas in 2006" and THEN you vow to never go back. Or something.
• Did Fergie get dumped? Get dumped get dumped get dumped? Check it out.
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