•
Matthew Broderick appears to have injured himself after
falling off his
wife.
•
J. Lo es
no preggo. "She is 100% not pregnant," says a rep, however, she is still 93% annoying.
•
Tara Reid getting
cockblocked from Hyde while
Paris breezes right in = funny. The fact that the hottest club catering to young Hollywood is ironically blasting Kenny Loggins's "Footloose" = funnier.
•
Lindsay Lohan changes her damn
bikini almost as often as she changes her men.
• And speaking of Lindsay's wardrobe choices, she seems to have ditched the Kate Moss look and adopted a
new fashion idol. The billowing, shapeless drawstring romper, the torpedo nips, the questionable footwear, the long, chalky black hair and the latte in hand . . . it's
Britney all over again.
•
Brad Pitt's parents were
offended when, at Maddox Jolie-Pitt's birthday party, the elder Pitts were "the only ones not drinking." Including the 4-year-olds?
• Get Saved by the Buns when
Mario Lopez (A.C. Slater) gets
naked and homoerotic for
Nip/Tuck.
• That
Eminem boy has
playdate with the
little Girl Next Door, acts out, gets sent to the corner for a time out.
•
Paris Hilton has been cast in a movie called
The Hottie and the Nottie but keeps giving the
thumbs down to potential leading men. An insider says, "A few [actors] have made it to a screen test with Paris but either the producers aren't happy or, more often, Paris has a problem with them. She is as picky with the men in her movies as she is in real life." AKA "not at all".
