John Travolta and Kelly Preston have received the joyous news of the incubation of a brand new Scientologist, and they've graciously offered up a bit of parental guidance for Tom and Katie: a totally silent birth! No epidurals, no talking, no music, and no expressions of pain from the birthing mother. Sounds great! We at CelebNewsWire always make it a point to follow any advice that the Travolta is willing to toss our way, which is why we all work hard on our hair, and why we're living in a plastic bubble.